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Just for fun, whats your fave swear word/s
Quote by Bonedigger
i love to swear like a trooper, but never in front of any kids, especially my own......my 4 think fart is a swear word cos I wont even let em say that (not even my 15 year old!)
Hate hearing littlies come out with a string of obscenities :fuckinghell: :shock:
Me too, but in these days of suspicion towards men talking to kids they don't know in the street I'm damn sure I'm not going to pull them up about it. I'm reluctant to let them pat the dog as it is!
Sex God
Quote by Phuckers
money grabbing slut from hell--Heather Mills,just an example of my volumes of swear words,but it gets worse when am behind the wheels
fucking useless twit!
blind baffoon stay at home if you cant read the speed limit!
imbicile good for nothing!
faceless idiot!
you stupid glass wearing tit/moron!
aaaaaah oh i feel better after saying all that...
Now why dont this suprise me
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
Oh my God
What next?????? This world gets bleedin madder by the day
Casanova
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Love this
Quote by Bonedigger
i love to swear like a trooper, but never in front of any kids, especially my own......my 4 think fart is a swear word cos I wont even let em say that (not even my 15 year old!)
Hate hearing littlies come out with a string of obscenities :fuckinghell: :shock:
Snap :thumbup:
Our eldest is 16 and its still not a fart
Ripper, silent but deadly or a wiffy :lol2:
Sex God
Quote by Steve
Methinks this thread is getting closer and closer to the best book ever written... Roger's Profannisaurus
Thats where I first saw the term arsebiscuit :lol2:
I sometimes use the alternative, 'Arseburgers' (from the much too short run animation series 'Stressed Eric'
I'm another one that finds stuff just sort of comes out of my mouth when driving with current favourite seeming to be 'inbred retard fuckmonkey!!!'
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Methinks this thread is getting closer and closer to the best book ever written... Roger's Profannisaurus
Thats where I first saw the term arsebiscuit :lol2:
I sometimes use the alternative, 'Arseburgers' (from the much too short run animation series 'Stressed Eric'I'm another one that finds stuff just sort of comes out of my mouth when driving with current favourite seeming to be 'inbred retard fuckmonkey!!!'
god I LOVED that cartoon....that pulsating vein....and the au pair
:lol: :lol:pure genius that series
Sexlightened
I always thought that calling someone a "Burke" was pretty mild and noly a little ofensive.
However, I have just been told that it is conney rhyming slang for "Berkinshaw Hunt".
Vewry useful
S
However, I have just been told that it is conney rhyming slang for "Berkinshaw Hunt".
Vewry useful
S
Quote by helnheaven
money grabbing slut from hell--Heather Mills,just an example of my volumes of swear words,but it gets worse when am behind the wheels
fucking useless twit!
blind baffoon stay at home if you cant read the speed limit!
imbicile good for nothing!
faceless idiot!
you stupid glass wearing tit/moron!
aaaaaah oh i feel better after saying all that...
Now why dont this suprise me
suprise suprise who responded,there is more where those came from just tickle me and get some!cheesecake
Sex God
Bollox is my all time favourite!!!
We have been using swear words at work as a way of relieving stress :lol2:
You can't just say the word, you have to add expression. Name calling is allowed too. In fact I was carrying 4 cuppas the other day when one of the girls called me a dirty fucking bitch and it just makes us laugh. Strange but effective :lol2:
You can't just say the word, you have to add expression. Name calling is allowed too. In fact I was carrying 4 cuppas the other day when one of the girls called me a dirty fucking bitch and it just makes us laugh. Strange but effective :lol2:
Sex God
Quote by Phuckers
money grabbing slut from hell--Heather Mills,just an example of my volumes of swear words,but it gets worse when am behind the wheels
fucking useless twit!
blind baffoon stay at home if you cant read the speed limit!
imbicile good for nothing!
faceless idiot!
you stupid glass wearing tit/moron!
aaaaaah oh i feel better after saying all that...
Now why dont this suprise me
suprise suprise who responded,there is more where those came from just tickle me and get some!cheesecake
I thought the thread was about favourite swear words not insults.
Sex God
Quote by helnheaven
I thought the thread was about favourite swear words not insults.
That's clear to the vast majority.
Sex God
Bollocks does have a certain ring to it that makes it most satisfactory to utter in a complete strop... :fuckinghell:
Sex God
cunty-baws
bawbag
fannybaws
fuckity-shite
fannyfeatures
cockmonster
spunkbucket
titwank
wankety-wank
fuckityfuckfuck
balls/bollocks
wankmeister
jizzgrime
feck
wee jobby
i love swearing!
bawbag
fannybaws
fuckity-shite
fannyfeatures
cockmonster
spunkbucket
titwank
wankety-wank
fuckityfuckfuck
balls/bollocks
wankmeister
jizzgrime
feck
wee jobby
i love swearing!
Sex God
Quote by Phuckers
cunty-baws
bawbag
fannybaws
fuckity-shite
fannyfeatures
cockmonster
spunkbucket
titwank
wankety-wank
fuckityfuckfuck
balls/bollocks
wankmeister
jizzgrime
feck
wee jobby
i love swearing!
but apparently if you join two or more in a sentence it becomes an insult
Oh dear
Nice try though, Mrs. B.
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
cunty-baws
bawbag
fannybaws
fuckity-shite
fannyfeatures
cockmonster
spunkbucket
titwank
wankety-wank
fuckityfuckfuck
balls/bollocks
wankmeister
jizzgrime
feck
wee jobby
i love swearing!
but apparently if you join two or more in a sentence it becomes an insult
Oh dear
Nice try though, Mrs. B.
I'll have to remember that, you titwanking cockmonster...
Quote by mazandden
cunty-baws
bawbag
fannybaws
fuckity-shite
fannyfeatures
cockmonster
spunkbucket
titwank
wankety-wank
fuckityfuckfuck
balls/bollocks
wankmeister
jizzgrime
feck
wee jobby
i love swearing!
but apparently if you join two or more in a sentence it becomes an insult
Oh dear
Nice try though, Mrs. B.
I'll have to remember that, you titwanking cockmonster...
:rotflmao: Sex God
Quote by mazandden
I'll have to remember that, you titwanking cockmonster...
You could have called me worse...
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
I'll have to remember that, you titwanking cockmonster...
You could have called me worse...
it wasn't atcually directed at you fannybaws....
:lol: Sex God
Quote by mazandden
I'll have to remember that, you titwanking cockmonster...
You could have called me worse...
it wasn't atcually directed at you fannybaws....
:lol:I know :wink:
