I got called a septic anal wart at school once.... F**king teachers!
Can see there are no engineers present, otherwise the immortal expression that describes a non-functioning piece of equipment as "the fucking fuckers fucked" would already have been quoted. I challenge anyone to come up with a more succint multiple use of a single expletive. Given the on-going technical woes with the site at the moment, it's rather apt too.
After six weeks of school holiday, I hardly say anything other than swear words....