christ i now know what you girls go through when giving facials . just had a eye test where they blow air into your eyes. i knew the puff of air was comming and each time i pulled my head away and pulled a face just like you girls,so iam now a modern guy in touch with my Feminie side.. dont you think.. ps im off to abfabs tonight going to camp in the dark room with a chip pan full of cold used cooking guessing they wont let me in with it so il have to chuck it over the wall and hope that no female is lying there would nt want her cover in it , drinking it is another matter hope you have a good night on this site .. and im now thinking of giving a sex tip each day 4 a week .to help you couples improve you sex lives..let me know what you think..lots of love to the girls and men hugs to to guys..your loyal GAGMASTER ..XXX
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Sex God
Will look forward to that then
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
Will look forward to that then
PMSL
I get a really wierd feeling every time I read one of these posts...
Nausea? :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
Will look forward to that then
PMSL
I get a really wierd feeling every time I read one of these posts...
Nausea? :giggle:
No more like one day we're gonna read about one of his little 'adventures' on the front page of a newspaper...
In that case I can't wait to read the comments on the online version!
Quote by gagmaster
christ i now know what you girls go through when giving facials . just had a eye test where they blow air into your eyes. i knew the puff of air was comming and each time i pulled my head away and pulled a face just like you girls,so iam now a modern guy in touch with my Feminie side.. dont you think.. ps im off to abfabs tonight going to camp in the dark room with a chip pan full of cold used cooking guessing they wont let me in with it so il have to chuck it over the wall and hope that no female is lying there would nt want her cover in it , drinking it is another matter hope you have a good night on this site .. and im now thinking of giving a sex tip each day 4 a week .to help you couples improve you sex lives..let me know what you think..lots of love to the girls and men hugs to to guys..your loyal GAGMASTER ..XXX
Note to self...Missus and me ,not to do AbFabs on Fridays anymore!
Sex God
Somehow I think the puff of air is not quite the same! I have have to have my eyes checked very regularly. The puff of air just makes you blink a little. I am told that cum in your eyes stings like hell.
Gagmaster - perhaps you need to experience the real thing so that you know what it really feels like.
BIoke - over to you!
Will :giggle:
Gagmaster - perhaps you need to experience the real thing so that you know what it really feels like.
BIoke - over to you!
Will :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by willxx69
Somehow I think the puff of air is not quite the same! I have have to have my eyes checked very regularly. The puff of air just makes you blink a little. I am told that cum in your eyes stings like hell.
Gagmaster - perhaps you need to experience the real thing so that you know what it really feels like.
BIoke - over to you!
Will :giggle:
Oh my, the lengths some have to go too, all in the name of science of coarse
Quote by Bluefish2009
Somehow I think the puff of air is not quite the same! I have have to have my eyes checked very regularly. The puff of air just makes you blink a little. I am told that cum in your eyes stings like hell.
Gagmaster - perhaps you need to experience the real thing so that you know what it really feels like.
BIoke - over to you!
Will :giggle:
Oh my, the lengths some have to go too, all in the name of science of coarse
How do you know about Blokes length???????
Outed :smug:
Dave_Notts
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
Somehow I think the puff of air is not quite the same! I have have to have my eyes checked very regularly. The puff of air just makes you blink a little. I am told that cum in your eyes stings like hell.
Gagmaster - perhaps you need to experience the real thing so that you know what it really feels like.
BIoke - over to you!
Will :giggle:
Oh my, the lengths some have to go too, all in the name of science of coarse
How do you know about Blokes length???????
Outed :smug:
Dave_Notts
Quote by willxx69
Somehow I think the puff of air is not quite the same! I have have to have my eyes checked very regularly. The puff of air just makes you blink a little. I am told that cum in your eyes stings like hell.
Gagmaster - perhaps you need to experience the real thing so that you know what it really feels like.
BIoke - over to you!
Will :giggle:
I'll pass thanks...
And don't call me a puff in public please - only behind closed doors when I'm on my knees and preferably with the words 'cock-sucking..' in front of it :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by LostI beg your pardon? :shock:
Will look forward to that then
Sex God
Quote by BIokeI beg your pardon? :shock:
Will look forward to that then
He's looking forward to gagmaster's sex tips I think is what he meant. I assume Lost, like most of us is in awe of his approach and wants some pointers
Spot on old son :thumbup: I can hardly contain myself In fact i've just unwrapped my first bar of Trex to nibble on as I wait in anticipation of reading Gaggy's tips.
Will, seriously what was it that you were so ahocked at
Sex God
Quote by LostI beg your pardon? :shock:
Will look forward to that then
He's looking forward to gagmaster's sex tips I think is what he meant. I assume Lost, like most of us is in awe of his approach and wants some pointers
Spot on old son :thumbup: I can hardly contain myself In fact i've just unwrapped my first bar of Trex to nibble on as I wait in anticipation of reading Gaggy's tips.
Will, seriously what was it that you were so ahocked at
I read it as: "Will. Look forward to that then." :shock:
Sex God
:lol2: Ya ninny
Quote by gagmaster
christ i now know what you girls go through when giving facials . just had a eye test where they blow air into your eyes. i knew the puff of air was comming and each time i pulled my head away and pulled a face just like you girls,so iam now a modern guy in touch with my Feminie side.. dont you think.. ps im off to abfabs tonight going to camp in the dark room with a chip pan full of cold used cooking guessing they wont let me in with it so il have to chuck it over the wall and hope that no female is lying there would nt want her cover in it , drinking it is another matter hope you have a good night on this site .. and im now thinking of giving a sex tip each day 4 a week .to help you couples improve you sex lives..let me know what you think..lots of love to the girls and men hugs to to guys..your loyal GAGMASTER ..XXX
If you don't like the puff of air you'll hate tonometry if it ever comes to that
Orgasminator
Quote by willxx69
I am told that cum in your eyes stings like hell.
Nahhh it dont sting. It just makes it as bloodshot as hell!
