Just seen in the photo ads...

12 May 2004

This made me laugh, so I'll share it with everyone else. rotflmao

I don't think I'm allowed to link to other people's ads from the forum, especially not to riridule them, but I've just seen an ad in "women seeking men" (probably won't be there for long, as I've just reported it for being in the wrong category - title is "genuie huge cock up for grabs") that has pictures of what looks like a 14- or 15-inch penis. Very scary, except they're obviously faked - the second one especially, as the skin tone repeats and changes in strangely horizontal lines. Oh, and the background changes half-way up. Maybe he thought all the girlies would be so excited at the thought of getting his foot-and-a-bit inside them that they wouldn't notice...
Funniest thing I've seen all day, and I don't feel nearly so grumpy anymore. lol

12 May 2004

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Roger, you forgot to mention the vein that goes 'around and around and around' lol

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Brill
Kit
xxx

12 May 2004

Its not suprising he posted in the wrong category, I bet a dick that size takes so much blood there isn't any left for his brain

12 May 2004

)I wouldn't pull your punches like that Blue - say it as you see it :!:

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(Every time I open the extended emoticons screen I think I've got a PM - my spirits lift only to dashed - DASH :!:

12 May 2004

The really sad thing was he hadn't bothered to make it any thicker, so it looked like nothing so much as a big pink knitting needle. :doh:

13 May 2004

Yep!
I'm afraid someone reported that one to me yesterday... and the sum total of my action was to email it to all my mates! lol

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I shall have to remove it soon, but not before we've all had a good chuckle...
Hxx wink

13 May 2004

Thanks Heather - it made my day yesterday. It was SO good/bad I didn't feel I could delete it! biggrin

:D :D
I thought someone should answer to test the case... where IS Dawn??? lol

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13 May 2004

Quote by Kit
Roger, you forgot to mention the vein that goes 'around and around and around' :lol: :lol:

Around and around and around, like a helter-skelter. Round and round the vein goes, where it stops - no-one knows!
If that was for real just think of the agony he must go through when he gets "excited" while he's still got his trousers on. EWWWWWWWWW! :twisted:

13 May 2004

please say its not already gone!

13 May 2004

It's currently in the Fetish category and he says he's looking for a TS (Judy, it sounds like your luck is in :twisted: ); you can find it if you do a search for "huge cock for grabs".

13 May 2004

i might send him an email saying its a bit small for me.. but does he have any REALLY well endowed mates!

13 May 2004

That's the funniest thing I've seen all week rotflmao

He's even got the photo open in an image editor on the computer behind

13 May 2004

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what an excellent ad, lol. Come on Lucy from Guildford, contact the man and put him out of his misery...you know you want to.... lol

ccr xxxx

13 May 2004

Come on
Who did it
someone just has to be taking the piss lol

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ps bit small though isnt it confused

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13 May 2004

only thing i can think is why??????
surely this guy most know that people arnt really that stupid to think this is really his cock. That is unless hes auditioning for a part in star wars as it resembls a light saber , the odd colour surounding his cock in 2nd pic makes me think if this is real then the poor guys been exposed to nucler chemicals .
xfemxxxxxxx

13 May 2004

"The force is with you, young swinger... but you are not VWE yet." rotflmao

I'm embarassed to admit this, but I did try to fake a picture of me with a freakishly huge penis (I was aiming for 3ft) just a few weeks ago. In my defence, it was supposed to be funny. lol

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