Just thought i'd share this with you

18 Apr 2004

Below is an email I received today, I know men are thick etc but this has to be one of the worst ive received. I just wanted to share it with you.
lol

yeah shelley in fm notts derby border im 30 average sized cock 6inch but now how to use it want to rip your clothes off and ram u senseless with my fat helmeted cock and here u in touch really would like to hear fm you and we can do whatever you desire
rolleyes

18 Apr 2004

Babe, you must be creaming in anticipation! lol

How can you bear to let this one go?
What a complete egocentric prat! rotflmao

Sappho xxx

18 Apr 2004

LoL......don't tell me you didn't want that big hunk of a man Shelly? lol

18 Apr 2004

I think he's been text messaging too much

18 Apr 2004

Gosh, I wished he had emailed me, so jealous of you Shelly lol

:lol: :lol:
Dawn :silly:

18 Apr 2004

Shelly!!!!!! FFS!!!!! That was meant to be private!!! You've had it now!! ;-)

18 Apr 2004

I assume you have replied to him and arranged a meeting ????? :shock: :shock: confused

:? :? :?

18 Apr 2004

errrrrrrr no, i havent replied........... yet
In fact, he mite find this post as the forum is where he has originally got my email addy from.
I will pass your details on Dawn wink

18 Apr 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Gosh, I wished he had emailed me, so jealous of you Shelly :lol: :lol:
Dawn :silly:

Silly thing to say Dawn - you'll be inundated with such offers now and won't be able to choose between them :lol:
Let me know if you get too many - I'd be more than happy to help you out by taking a few off your hands :twisted:
Tracy-Jayne

18 Apr 2004

Quote by Shelly
I know men are thick etc

: :?:
Come to think of it, it is the sort of behaviour that makes you wish you weren't a man sometimes.

18 Apr 2004

Dear Shelly,
hope i'm not too late to get my ad in....
I have a 40foot cock with built in corkscrew, tooth pick and digital camera.
Supports windows XP plug 'n' shag....
if your interested please pick my cock above the million other 'hardest cocks in the world'!
lmao
biggrin

:lol:

18 Apr 2004

what do u mean men are thick!!!
n well at least he was to point!!

18 Apr 2004

Guess my ad isn't so bad after all Shelly? Just need to work on photos !!!

18 Apr 2004

Well xAx, i did offer to come and keep u hard whilst the camera warmed up wink

18 Apr 2004

yeah shelley in fm notts derby snow border im 94 small sized cock 12inch but now oops I mean no how to use it want to rip your pension off and ram u intellyjent with my senuall-romantick-hamma-cock here I am screaming please help I dont understand punctuation and we can do whatever you desire as long az it involvez a commor or full stop unless you're a minger of coarse chat soon

18 Apr 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

18 Apr 2004

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
omg
whats the betting we hear from him saying this site sucks and cant understand why hes not met anyone. rolleyes

18 Apr 2004

Sighs
Shakes her head
And they wonder why they can't get a meet......
mad

18 Apr 2004

Quote by Shelly
average sized cock 6inch but now how to use it want to rip your clothes off and ram u senseless with my fat helmeted cock and here u scream.

Uh-oh, someone's been stealing my pick-up lines again.
Shelley, I still have those sausage rolls in my freezer, wouldn't take long to ram them in my oven... go on, you know you want to... :silly:

18 Apr 2004

Quote by unswung
yeah shelley in fm notts derby snow border im 94 small sized cock 12inch but now oops I mean no how to use it want to rip your pension off and ram u intellyjent with my senuall-romantick-hamma-cock here I am screaming please help I dont understand punctuation and we can do whatever you desire as long az it involvez a commor or full stop unless you're a minger of coarse chat soon

Doesn't this little gem demonstrate that we're not all THICK :!: :!: :!:

18 Apr 2004

what a true gentleman lol

somehow i don't think he's going to have much luck!

18 Apr 2004

Tom read the whole thread - there is unsung subtlety in Unswung's post :!: :!: :!:

18 Apr 2004

Quote by westerross
Tom read the whole thread - there is unsung subtlety in Unswung's post :!: :!: :!:

i meant the original email lol
unsung subtlety lol

18 Apr 2004

Apologies Tom. I'm so used to the threads being hi-jacked that I'd forgotten some people actually read the original :!:
My mistake - pissed again!

18 Apr 2004

I'm so used to the threads being hi-jacked

haha so true. i can't even think about drink today after last night - two boteilles du vin and some brandy. sweating it out today has been great fun :cry:

18 Apr 2004

Quote by Squiggles
I think he's been text messaging too much

Texting OMG you dont think its him do you ??? surprised

19 Apr 2004

Shelly - I thought you were taking the pics!!!!
:color:

19 Apr 2004

That one is definately going to be added to the book of "Singles guys chat up lines when swinging"
The subtlety of it astounds me rotflmao

19 Apr 2004

Oh xAx, you know i said earlier that some guys are really thick....... well you prove it.
Why on earth would I want to take the pics when theres a nice big hard naked cock in front of me ?????
rolleyes

Shelly