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can have brains!!!
OK - it's 4:10am and I haven't been to sleep yet as I just can't settle. It's getting quite light outside and the birds are starting to sing. I'm sat here with cheekymonkey, listening to some music, and we decided to do the silly tests on the BBC website.
Not content with that, I decided to do an IQ test (as I've not done one for a couple of years and just wondered if all the alcohol I've been drinking (throught my life that it - not this evening!!) has actually made my brain smaller :shock: lol ) and this was the result:
Congratulations!
Your general IQ score is 134.
A person whose IQ score falls in the range of 129-143 is considered to be "highly intelligent".

My conclusion therefore is that more alcohol = more intelligence :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
CA x
Pished as a fart here........ and seeing as it that time of the morning with chat going down... im gonna go and try the test meself..... for a fact i will not even attempt tp put me score in here cos i know it will be low... but if booze makes me brainy il be back with my score.. watch this space... if i dont come back with a good score you know for sure that booze did not make it any better... ME JUST FICK !! lol
I'm so pleased to hear that you're pished as a fart fun-surrey - I haven't touched a drop this evening/morning or yesterday/today!!! lol
Good luck with the test if you're that wobbly but it's a condition that you have to put your score up in the thread!! You do have a defence of being under the influence though :lol:
CA x
ok..i took the test although im so sozzled i fink i took the wrong test.. did the test the nation one.... needles to say i wont be plopping my score here.. pmsl.. think il go to bed.. or pour meself another drink lol
oh poop......... all i can say is i agree with you.. i blame the drink !!
Im not thick... it's JD that overtook me brain :shock:
Fun xxx
my excuse for not sticking my score up is cos i took the wrong test...... which one should i be doing ??
Pours meself another stiff one :twisted:
im ready for it now lol
Ah bless - you pour yourself another large JD and sit back and relax honey!! Perhaps you're too much of a genius already for your brain to cope with the menial task of taking a simple test to prove it lol
CA x
>>>> agrees.. my brain is huge.. einstein got bugger all on me lol ooer did i spell the buggers name right ?
or the fact u gave me a compliment my head swelled... still i will go to sleep tonight thinking im a wiz biggrin
There you go - pished as a fart and you can still spell einstein correctly!! What more proof do you need that you're a genius?? lol
CA x
Damn....... really... well fook me i feel really special now biggrin
maybe there is hope for me yet!!
Although il be honest i did a spell check on the word ( pmsl )
but shhhhhhh.. dont tell anyone.. lol
right.. off to try another test... lets see if i can conka.. conker.. conqeur the world..
fun xx
Quote by CarrieAnn
can have brains!!!
OK - it's 4:10am and I haven't been to sleep yet as I just can't settle. It's getting quite light outside and the birds are starting to sing. I'm sat here with cheekymonkey, listening to some music, and we decided to do the silly tests on the BBC website.
Not content with that, I decided to do an IQ test (as I've not done one for a couple of years and just wondered if all the alcohol I've been drinking has actually made my brain smaller :shock: lol ) and this was the result:
Congratulations!
Your general IQ score is 134.
A person whose IQ score falls in the range of 129-143 is considered to be "highly intelligent".
My conclusion therefore is that more alcohol = more intelligence :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
CA x

Yeah I can remember doing the BBC IQ test after having a fair few voddies... and I got a similar score to you...
the next day I was curious so I done an IQ test from a different site (sober too) and I only got an average score sad
Get out the vodka i say!!!! :cheers: :beer:
I have an IQ of 152,
I play 4 musical instruments,
I work at an engineering firm where I play with circuit boards all day,
I'm doing an OU maths degree for fun,
AND YES I'M BLONDE!
biggrin :D :D :D :D
.... however there are some schools of thought that think having a high IQ means you are simply good at IQ tests.... therefore I choose to ignore these people...... wink
IQ of 154
Common sense level = 0
lol
equi-princess xxx
im not intelligent enough to find an iq test
curvy-gal: I didn't phrase my initial post very well (see, I'm not that bright lol) I was actually sober when I took the test. Perhaps I should try one when I'm a little tipsy and see what the outcome is :beer:
Kiss_me: well look at you brain box :lol: You've made me want to take another test to match your score now (not that I'm competitive in the slightest rolleyes ) I've never been any good at tests so I choose to ignore those people too!!
equi: that made me laugh as I'm exactly the same at times :giggle: Looks like we have more than one thing in common!!
essex34m: well you are a man after all :roll:
CA x
Don't you find it rather grating though...... that just because you have blonde hair.... some men automatically assume that you are a complete air-head... and know nothing....???
Especially if something goes wrong with your car.... and you take it to the garage and explain the problem.... they look at you quite pityingly.... and ask if you know how to open the bonnet!!!!!!!!! fgs.
equi-princess xxx
I do get quite annoyed at times and find it somewhat degrading but I can also have great fun with it too. If I have to take my heap of junk in to the garage, I can ususally tell them what's wrong it lol I also work in the legal profession which scares some men silly (especially when I'm suited and booted :gigglesmile
I suppose that I'm used to the narrow minded neanderthal attitudes now so it doesn't bother me so much.
CA x
Quote by equi-princess
IQ of 154
Common sense level = 0
:laughabove: rotflmao :laughabove: likewise equi :thumbup:
Quote by Kiss_Me
.... however there are some schools of thought that think having a high IQ means you are simply good at IQ tests.... therefore I choose to ignore these people...... wink

I'm on this line of thinking and so take my seat at the side of the ring with bacardi in hand watching you all chat about invalid test results and vodka. smile
Mmm, on the other hand... vodka jelly is a much more interesting subject... can someone try out how their *shudders* IQ raises after eating a whole batch of voddie jelly? dunno
See if there is any match?
kiss
Gem. x
Quote by CarrieAnn
I do get quite annoyed at times and find it somewhat degrading but I can also have great fun with it too. If I have to take my heap of junk in to the garage, I can ususally tell them what's wrong it lol I also work in the legal profession which scares some men silly (especially when I'm suited and booted :gigglesmile
I suppose that I'm used to the narrow minded neanderthal attitudes now so it doesn't bother me so much.
CA x

Although sometimes... the 'oh poor little me... i'm blonde and stupid' act can work to our advantage..... we can be really sarcastic.... and they wouldn't notice..... lol
Quote by little gem
.... however there are some schools of thought that think having a high IQ means you are simply good at IQ tests.... therefore I choose to ignore these people...... wink

I'm on this line of thinking and so take my seat at the side of the ring with bacardi in hand watching you all chat about invalid test results and vodka. smile
Mmm, on the other hand... vodka jelly is a much more interesting subject... can someone try out how their *shudders* IQ raises after eating a whole batch of voddie jelly? dunno
See if there is any match?
kiss
Gem. x
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I wonder if MENSA will let me sit a test pissed? :silly:
Come on - us blondes ( natural or otherwise ) are more intelligent. we certainly are fun too.
But on that subject, I still haven't found the test. I ended up looking at the DVLA web site - god knows how - but apparently I shouldn't even be driving. I'm sure some of those road signs aren't used in this country.
Let me have the address please - just out of curiosity of course rolleyes
Here you go sweetie:

I'm so glad you said 'or otherwise' lol and yes we are fun as well as clever!!
equi: yes indeed the 'poor little me' does work but you have to know how to play it :lol: It's taken me quite a while to perfect it as I'm a quite strong headed bitch at times :shock:
CA x
Quote by CarrieAnn
Here you go sweetie:

I'm so glad you said 'or otherwise' lol and yes we are fun as well as clever!!
equi: yes indeed the 'poor little me' does work but you have to know how to play it :lol: It's taken me quite a while to perfect it as I'm a quite strong headed bitch at times :shock:
CA x

Quote by Results
Congratulations!
Your general IQ score is 118.
A person whose IQ score falls in the range of 111-128 is considered to be "above average intelligence".
An IQ is a composite of your scores across 12 distinct types of intelligence. For example, in this test, your pattern recognition score is 75.

Not bad, would it have been better if I read the questions. All I did was answer yes to everything.
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Here you go sweetie:

I'm so glad you said 'or otherwise' lol and yes we are fun as well as clever!!
equi: yes indeed the 'poor little me' does work but you have to know how to play it :lol: It's taken me quite a while to perfect it as I'm a quite strong headed bitch at times :shock:
CA x

Quote by Results
Congratulations!
Your general IQ score is 118.
A person whose IQ score falls in the range of 111-128 is considered to be "above average intelligence".
An IQ is a composite of your scores across 12 distinct types of intelligence. For example, in this test, your pattern recognition score is 75.

Not bad, would it have been better if I read the questions. All I did was answer yes to everything.
Lol.... and is that your standard answer to every question you are asked????
Quote by equi-princess
Here you go sweetie:

I'm so glad you said 'or otherwise' lol and yes we are fun as well as clever!!
equi: yes indeed the 'poor little me' does work but you have to know how to play it :lol: It's taken me quite a while to perfect it as I'm a quite strong headed bitch at times :shock:
CA x

Quote by Results
Congratulations!
Your general IQ score is 118.
A person whose IQ score falls in the range of 111-128 is considered to be "above average intelligence".
An IQ is a composite of your scores across 12 distinct types of intelligence. For example, in this test, your pattern recognition score is 75.

Not bad, would it have been better if I read the questions. All I did was answer yes to everything.
Lol.... and is that your standard answer to every question you are asked????
No, but ask a question and see.
Ooooo I'm going to try an online test today - I've only done an 'official' one with somebody standing near me a stop-watch! :grin: