Kat confusing everybody

13 Jan 2004

Artificer wrote:

is there anything you don't know? I bet Chris Tarrant is fed up of ringing you to be somebody's 'phone-a-friend'.

Gord wrote:

Spot the deliberate spelling mistake included for Sappho to feel useful

Don't you guys love me anymore? :sad:

13 Jan 2004

Don't you guys love me anymore? :sad:

'Course we all do Sappho.... kiss

Sorry about repeating the line about Charlie the Cat. I really should read a whole thread before responding!!
8)

13 Jan 2004

Don't you guys love me anymore? :sad:

Sappho dearest, do not worry,
I'll down my tea and off I'll scurry.
Down the lanes and over stiles
Heeding not the passing miles.
Stars above and grass beneath
I'll traverse Shropshire's blasted heath.
Round the Meres and through the Moss
Driven by the thought of loss
Of one so erudite and fine
All because of one false line.
Throughout North Shropshire I shall seek
The one who makes our knees go weak
So great I feel this sad concern
I'll swim the Roden, Perry, Tern...
Dash across the fateful field
Where noble Hotspur scorned to yield
And scrambling atop Haughmond Hill
I'll shout into the air so still:
'By Bear and Plough and Moon above
Sappho, you're still the one we love!'

13 Jan 2004

Applause, applause! Encore!
Artificer - that was truly wonderful. Thank you so much! kiss

Another contender for the title of forum bard!

13 Jan 2004

Quote by Sappho
Another contender for the title of forum bard!

Oh shit! Here we go again! - Any minute now and Will will be in with ruffles and pink tights again.... confused

Beginning to think you have a thing about Will in this garb Sappho darling... lol

Is there summat you are not telling us? :shock:
Fred
XXX

13 Jan 2004

I can never resist a man who seduces with wit and words, Fred. Pretty men and over-developed penises for brains really don't do it for me.

13 Jan 2004

The cat was called Charley,but can anyone remember the boys name?Meooowooowoowmeowmeow!Charley says always tell your mummy before you go off somewhere!Hmmm makes me want to dig out that old rave cd I've got with 'Charley' by the Prodigy on it!think I've had too many beers! redface

13 Jan 2004

So Sapphos head is turned by wits
If I give her a poem she'll show me her t**s!!!!
Perhaps I should have tried iambic pertameter??

13 Jan 2004

Sorry TDnH - I think you've missed the point there - and to which I could only reply
in your dreams, bud!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

13 Jan 2004

Don't you guys love me anymore?

I think we are about to find out!
Sorry, thought I ought to split these off because the original poster had not seen the responses. redface

lhk
Kat

13 Jan 2004

You've just given me a bloody heart attack! This is awful Kat! Cheers mate, now I'm really embarrassed.

13 Jan 2004

Quote by Sappho
Pretty men and over-developed penises for brains really don't do it for me.

WOW! So I am still in with a chance then? rolleyes

Quote by Sappho
I can never resist a man who seduces with wit and words, Fred.

Shit! Maybe not! confused

Will crude and rude do at a push? :?:
Fred
XXX

13 Jan 2004

You've just given me a bloody heart attack! This is awful Kat!

No problem - this should get it started again.... hump

If you ask any of the moderators, they will tell you how to change the title of the string. wink

lhk
Kat

13 Jan 2004

Then could one of the moderators please change the title of this string, and the author if possible?

13 Jan 2004

Quote by KitKat
If you ask any of the moderators, they will tell you how to change the title of the string.
lhk
Kat

You're evil, Kat, you truly are. Too much cat nip ?
Carpathian

14 Jan 2004

Topic locked.