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Kazswallows 1000
Sex God
Well done Kaz 
Sex God
And she doesn't look a day over 960. 
Congrats to one of the wittiest posters around. Not nearly prolific enough for my taste though, so get cracking with the next thousand. :thumbup:
Congrats to one of the wittiest posters around. Not nearly prolific enough for my taste though, so get cracking with the next thousand. :thumbup:
Sex God
Well done Kaz here is to the next 1000
Quote by SirLee@ kazswallows 1000 :rotflmao:
Could I be 1001 ????
Well posted
you clean carpets
well done kaz...... onwards and upwards :thumbup:
johneboy we got first bibs on him to clean are carpets everyone els form an orderly queue..
Oiiii ! ! ! ! !
I've never worn a bib in my life ! ! !
If it dribbles, it dribbles - even betterer if it actually runsdown my chin, but please - not from above in a 69er; it goes up my nose and makes me choke :shock:
Quote by dambuster
Could I be 1001 ????
Well posted
you clean carpets
well done kaz...... onwards and upwards :thumbup:
johneboy we got first bibs on him to clean are carpets everyone els form an orderly queue..
Oiiii ! ! ! ! !
I've never worn a bib in my life ! ! !
If it dribbles, it dribbles - even betterer if it actually runsdown my chin, but please - not from above; it goes up my nose and makes me choke :shock:
oohhh shit sure bev will be round soon with a big stick
:( :( :( You promised you wouldn't 
ops: sod pot
:lol:
Ice 960 ffs you said i only looked 900 :lol: :lol:
dammy, you can be my carpet cleaner anytime hun, now you have an excuse to come visit :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
I'm all embarrassed :oops: :oops: no big speeches, cant think of anything witty to say, so in true tart fashion to everyone ;) ;)
just had a look at my 1000th....its fitting.....how long i'm going to spend in jail if I get caught :oops: :oops:
Drinks on everyone else then on saturday and next saturday :lol: :lol: :lol:
ops: sod pot :lol: Ice 960 ffs you said i only looked 900 :lol: :lol:
dammy, you can be my carpet cleaner anytime hun, now you have an excuse to come visit :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
I'm all embarrassed :oops: :oops: no big speeches, cant think of anything witty to say, so in true tart fashion
to everyone ;) ;)just had a look at my 1000th....its fitting.....how long i'm going to spend in jail if I get caught :oops: :oops:
Drinks on everyone else then on saturday and next saturday :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Well done kiddo :thumbup:
Sex God
Quote by kazswallows
Drinks on everyone else then on saturday and next saturday
I was kinda hoping the drinks would be on you... drinking from a glass is so last year. :lol2:
Orgasminator
Well done that girl 
Just another one to add to the "gobshite" gang :giggle:
I'll be sitting here awaiting punishment :wink:
Just another one to add to the "gobshite" gang :giggle:
I'll be sitting here awaiting punishment :wink:
Quote by Ice Pie
Drinks on everyone else then on saturday and next saturday
I was kinda hoping the drinks would be on you... drinking from a glass is so last year. :lol2:
champers in the belly button..........
......... ok if you insist :lol: :lol: Quote by tattyxpx
Well done that girl ;)
Just another one to add to the "gobshite" gang :giggle:
I'll be sitting here awaiting punishment ;)
stand in the corner, face the wall and DO NOT say a word, I'll deal with you when I get back.
:twisted: :twisted: Suffice to say you'll be having a few of these
:smackbottom: 
:whip: :lol: :lol: 
Sex God
well done kaz
Sex God
Gobby ain't ya!
Well done!
Well done!
Sex God
Congratulations kaz hunni
Big snog when I see ya
Big snog when I see ya
Orgasminator
Congratulations hun, heres to the next 1,000 x x x
Sex God
Well done Kaz
