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I would like to share an insight with you guys that you may find useful which may please your partners.
When i have not had sex or masturbated for a while and then have sex, i shoot my load very quickly and Miss X is disappointed after such a big build up.
I came across a solution a bit by chance with some ingenuity - well it works for me.
A long time ago i spoke with a friend who is an RAF jet pilot and he told me that as procedure when they hit a certain G force they have to pretend to have a shit and 'exert' themselves (with control i hasten to add for obvious reasons) so that they can push the blood from the head into the lower parts of the body so they don't pass out.
With this in mind i applied this theory to keeping the blood in my nob once i had come and try and keep it erect. Bizarre i know but will try most things once.
One time, after coming too quickly, i concentrated, focussed and 'exerted', pushing the blood from my top body to the bottom area. It worked. It's not easy as everything is tense and it stopped becoming pleasurable for me. However, if your partner is worth it they will love you for it.
Good Luck and anyone else got any techniques that may be useful for us all to know, please share.
Westgate X.
Use a 'G' suit!! :grin:
Mal
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A long time ago i spoke with a friend who is an RAF jet pilot and he told me that as procedure when they hit a certain G force they have to pretend to have a shit and 'exert' themselves (with control i hasten to add for obvious reasons) so that they can push the blood from the head into the lower parts of the body so they don't pass out.
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Westgate X.
In fact what is done, is simple, you contract every muscle. This restricts the size of blood vessels, increasing blood pressure.
Once used by draft dodgers, to fail the medical.
Tie a piece of string very tight around your cock, and add a couple of clothes pegs as well!!!
That should sort out any problems!!! lol
(examples can be found in the gallery, not that I have been looking or anything!!)
... and perhaps invest in an incontinency product, just in case. (of course for some this may add to thier fun and extra products may not be needed.)
Also, the extra 'straining' involved, following the earlier 'stresses' of orgasm, could build a whole new level facial expression into ones practice too.
I see opportunity for hose-down rooms in certain clubs where Scat-Gurn nights can be held...
lp
Hey Mal, i like the G suit. Not sure what one is tho but i can guess. How bout inventing a pair of G Pants and going on Dragon's Den to get some funding. U guys and girls can help with my pitch to the Dragons !!
W.
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Hey Mal, i like the G suit. Not sure what one is tho but i can guess. How bout inventing a pair of G Pants and going on Dragon's Den to get some funding. U guys and girls can help with my pitch to the Dragons !!
W.

I'll take on Peter Jones... I like tall men :rascal:
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Hey Mal, i like the G suit. Not sure what one is tho but i can guess. How bout inventing a pair of G Pants and going on Dragon's Den to get some funding. U guys and girls can help with my pitch to the Dragons !!
W.

I'll take on Peter Jones... I like tall men :rascal:
Oooh, I'd do the Scottish one... is it Mr Bannatyne or summat?! :lickface:
Yes, I have a female pal who also likes him - you could both do him.
I can just see me standing infront of the Dragons sporting our new invention the 'G Pants' with BIoke input on shoes and hair - perhaps red stilletoes and a one eye new romantic hair cut. I am sure Mr Profetus (bad spelling) would tell me we had a deal ha ha. Wx.
theres no way im havin a crack at that woman with a face like a slapped arse....
my tip:try counting down (in your head)with each thrust from 100 , backwards... when you get close(ish).... gather your thoughts and begin at 100 again...
its amazing what effect lasting a further 40 or so thrusts can do to your partner!!!
but just dont let her catch on youre counting!!!!
Hey DeeCee,
I can just envisage it, me counting down and get a bit excited and vocal so she hears the numbers - she'll think i am counting sheep to get to sleep !! Wx.
Dave swears by embalming fluid confused
Jane xx :?
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Dave swears by embalming fluid confused
Jane xx :?

rotflmao
Hiya Jane, i've heard some drug users in the US have been using embalming fluid - never thought they would be rubbing it on their bits !
I think i may go into a designer beauty salon and ask for a shot of botox. i believe botox has a numbing effect and i could start off a holiwood trend - watch this space lol.
I can just see it on News at 10 and in shop windows "botox ye willy and 2 for one offers please enquire inside" ha ha.
Wx.
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theres no way im havin a crack at that woman with a face like a slapped arse....
my tip:try counting down (in your head)with each thrust from 100 , backwards... when you get close(ish).... gather your thoughts and begin at 100 again...
its amazing what effect lasting a further 40 or so thrusts can do to your partner!!!
but just dont let her catch on youre counting!!!!

Have you double stroked the zero key twice by accident in that post cos I'm fucked if I can count that fast to even begin the second set. Now if it was a double key stroke I am steaming :happy:
I tried that but my nose started running...... rolleyes
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I tried that but my nose started running...... rolleyes

wet dream? :shock: