Key words to look out for in womens ads:

17 Jun 2004

And their true meanings:
40-ish..................................49
Adventurous.......................Slept with all her mates
Athletic................................No tits
Average looking.................Has a face like a slapped arse
Contagious Smile...............Does a lot of pills
Educated............................Was fucked to bits at University
Emotionally Secure............On medication
Feminist..............................Fat
Free spirit...........................Junkie
Friendship first...................Former slapper
Fun.....................................Annoying
Gentle.................................Dull
New-Age............................Body hair problems
Old-fashioned.....................No blow jobs or anal sex
Open-minded......................Desparate
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.........................Sloppy when drunk
Poet....................................Depressive
Professional.......................Bitchy
Romantic.............................Frigid
Social..................................Fanny like a bucket
Voluptuous.........................Very Fat
Large lady...........................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker
Widow.................................Murderer
Steve (running for cover) bolt

17 Jun 2004

nice knowing you mate you will be a sad loss to society

17 Jun 2004

Steve you never told me you had a death wish.
how much trouble do you think you're in? lol

:lol: :lol:
Tim
Jas...Jas...come see what's steve wrote

17 Jun 2004

Ok so that makes me an average looking voluptuous professional thats fun and outgoing with a passionate and romantic streak rotflmao

Dawn :silly:

17 Jun 2004

nice tits though, but then you cant have everything can you ;-)

17 Jun 2004

Quote by midlandsmale39
nice tits though, but then you cant have everything can you ;-)

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

17 Jun 2004

There are words in the ads?

17 Jun 2004

Quote by Mister_Discreet
There are words in the ads?

Only noticed them in the ones with no pictures. confused

17 Jun 2004

Steve you bad bad boy!!!! smackbottom

LoL

17 Jun 2004

I'd head for the hills mate. don't come back til you've flagelated yourself to within an inch of you life and they might just forgive you. Unless of course you enjoy that sort of thing then they won't and you'll have to do it all over again.
lol

:lol: :lol:

17 Jun 2004

That was flagellated not mastur . oh too late :!:

17 Jun 2004

Modern definitions....
The opposite of tactful............Steveg_nw
Suicidal....................................Steveg_nw
A sandwhich short of a picnic...Steveg_nw
R.I.P.
:shock:

17 Jun 2004

Alas, poor steveg_nw; I knew him, Horatio.

17 Jun 2004

Not even a mention of BBW Steve !!
Doesnt it strike anyone else as funny that only big beautiful women use the internet . All the big ugly women obviously are scared of seeing their reflection in the monitor !

17 Jun 2004

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: thats really good Steveg
So hows the education going at the moment Dawn ? I was wondering how many shags you have to have to be classes as educated.

17 Jun 2004

You just wait :twisted: evil

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
You'll be sorry!
Jas

17 Jun 2004

Wonders if what happened here was this was all just a bad dream for Steveg who woke up believing that this is what women thought of men. Being really really scared he decided that the best thing to do was be brave and tell world what his dream was about but put the word WOMENinstead of MEN as he couldnt see properly being still so so sleepy. lol

:lol: :lol:
Well just a thought ........................................................................... wink

17 Jun 2004

Quote by the_tongue
So hows the education going at the moment Dawn ? I was wondering how many shags you have to have to be classes as educated.

Its going ok ta Tongue but I still have a few more years to go :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

18 Jun 2004

:rotflmao: :lol: :rotflmao: :lol: :rotflmao: :lol: :rotflmao: :lol:
Question is Steve,which ad's have you replied to?????
Clare,xxx
wink

18 Jun 2004

after reading steve's bit i wondered if the womens liberation front have put brick thru the windows and burnt down his house yet....
and the thing is women have these super long memories....... biggrin

:D :D :D
i may be a brave man... but not brave enough to have a pot shot at 50% of the pupulation...
i moved that we rename the nw munch "steve's wake" :D :D :D
sean xxxxx