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Kids are Evil

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My son sent me this mathematical proof.
Firstly let us agree kids take time and money.
kids = time X money
It is widely agreed that time is money.
kids = money X money = (money)²
Money is of course the root of all evil.
money = ¹(evil)
Therfore.
Kids = (¹evil)²
And our conclusion is
Kids = evil
QED
Staggerlee_BB
Sex God
Never needed mathetical proof myself,it's always seemed obvious
Resonance
Sex God
Ah, but could it not be argued as evil is inherently a negative, and if you square a negative, it becomes a positive?
So kids = good?
Doesn't mean they are any cheaper...
Unknown User
Only square kids are good?
lp
Unknown User
Nice one res I shall inform the man child.
Unknown User
Quote by benrums0n
Money is of course the root of all evil.

Only one flaw in the equation.....
It's "the LOVE of money is the root of all evil"
Sorry.
SilkandBigG
Sex God
It works well if you substitute the kids in the equation for lawyers
Unknown User
lawyers are evil.
that doesn't need proof.
Kazsc
Sexlightened
and estate agents
Unknown User
I have long held the view that Lawyer is from the same root as liar.
Theladyisaminx
Sex God
Quote by benrums0n
My son sent me this mathematical proof.
Firstly let us agree kids take time and money.
kids = time X money
It is widely agreed that time is money.
kids = money X money = (money)²
Money is of course the root of all evil.
money = ¹(evil)
Therfore.
Kids = (¹evil)²
And our conclusion is
Kids = evil
QED

If we give them a bill when they leave home and they pay back all the money, would we not be back to square one? :P
You could argue ok there is the time to, but time stands still for no man, you have shared your time, got your money back.
Surely this must be a win, win situation. lol
Unknown User
LOL Minx very clever and very funny.