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Just been in "chat" for the first time ever. Scary!!!!!!!!!!!! Too fast for me . Would someone like to bring my slippers and ovaltine please.
It's all according what you say. Many a time we've been chatting and come out with the line 'So who is for meeting tonight?' and the room goes totally silent, when previously they've all been saying how much they are 'up for it'. Funny that? wink
Totally with you on that. First time I sat there and couldn't folow/type quick enough. was on hot bricks for ages, thought I was going to have a stroke - then someone whispered exactly that to me :shock:
Got to admit, it's an aquired taste, that usually needs lots of coffee and bikkies !
Scarey but fun !
think...most of the chat users are timewasters or tossers...the handfull of "good uns".....can be found actually chatting instead of saying "get ya tits out"
and i know the old......saying of "if you dont ask , you dont get"..........but plz.....some of the offers even appear arrogant..............you know the type flidais-media.......the ones where they say something along the lines of........im just what your looking for.....or.....have you looked at my profile.....................and when you do look....you find that they are almost the compleat opposite of what your looking for or have no profile or pics to speak of.................. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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It's all according what you say. Many a time we've been chatting and come out with the line 'So who is for meeting tonight?' and the room goes totally silent, when previously they've all been saying how much they are 'up for it'. Funny that? wink
there are indeed a lot of tossers there with monosyllabic gutter requests, but there are some occasional pearls of humour and it has to be said there was a good cam session in the early hours......whoops my pervy nature surfacing there!
Being a chat room newbie* I've been trying to get the hang of the etiquette needed to participate**.
Just as I start to get the hang of it someone throws me a curve-ball. For example, I saw this from one poster yesterday, apparently aimed at a single fem on cam:
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hey busty slut you need a good fucking

Now I find that offensive, but nothing was said and the poster went on to post other derogatory comments, so should I assume that it's just good natured banter? dunno

* lurker wink
** survive :shock:
I have to say that I am finding it more and more difficult to hold my tongue at some of these people.... Some of them are foul mouthed and I cant help but wonder if they would talk to their wife/gf the same way rolleyes
There are some nights when I feel physically sick at some of the things that are said sad
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Some of them are foul mouthed and I cant help but wonder if they would talk to their wife/gf the same way rolleyes

That's probably how they talked to their ex wife/gf :giggle:
:lol2: More than likely
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I have to say that I am finding it more and more difficult to hold my tongue at some of these people.... Some of them are foul mouthed and I cant help but wonder if they would talk to their wife/gf the same way rolleyes
There are some nights when I feel physically sick at some of the things that are said sad

Completely due to that Shireen that I don't appear in there too often now. I'm no prude, I can swear like a viking if I have cause ( don't ask what provokes me redface ), but some people seem to think it's a free for all bus stop where they can stand and just hurl anything at you that comes into their heads and it's usually down the same line as "get ur ***s out on cam, do you F*** ?". Something that just doesn't constitute a reply.
If there was a chat room along the lines of the cafe forum, where there are just dam nice respectable people, with good banter, sackless threads and totally useless advice which is harmless and fun, I'd move in 24/7. smile
stalked you blueyes! but agree there are huge numbers of illiterates and although the direct perving stuff is ok it does make you wonder about the rest of humanity!
ps you have pm
There are rooms set up by some of the regulars here that you can go in and have a bluddy good laugh... In those rooms you still get the "get ya tits out luv" brigade but they dont last long as the regulars will just berate them. It's just a matter of finding a room where you feel comfortable and then you will find yourself hooked :lol2:
For us, we do have to check all of the rooms so sometimes it's not as much fun but there are times when I just want to be a regular chatter and have a laugh. On those occasions, like last night, I seek out one of those rooms and end up howling with laughter.
Steve does a bluddy good impression of Joe 90 :giggle:
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Steve does a bluddy good impression of Joe 90 :giggle:


I'd like to see that! I heard somewhere that they're making Joe 90 into a film soon so perhaps he could audition dunno
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The chatroom goes over my head..... I tried it a few times! I shall have to try the Sarges chat for newbies one night!
xanaisx
Must admit I'm getting increasingly frustrated in the chatroom. I don't mind sitting with my cam on but hate being told (as they certainly don't ask ~ that would imply manners) what to do. I don't think I've ever had a please!
I detest those flaming whispers as well. Don't think I've evercome across people so rude and arrogant as in the chatroom.
I can usually come up with a witty line or two and I'm not bothered by it much but I am frustrated that the minute someone watches my cam they feel it gives them free reign to be obnoxious!
Much prefer the ones who watch me and let me be expressive, if I'm allowed to do that then I'm much more likely to get my top off and maybe give a show.
Cx
exactly...................me and mrs ninja....used to do shows!...........the whole thing about doing a show (for us) is when we were turned on give the chatters who rarley see anything other than our face, a surprise , which made us feel sexy.....and daring.....the whole......."id love to see those tits out"......and similar comments....have forever spoiled this aspect of the site for us.......instead we take great pride in telling the directors that....if they hadnt directed...there may have been a chance of seeing something....which they would deem worth watching!...because apparently our faces arnt enough for the sad....small minded idiots. biggrin
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Must admit I'm getting increasingly frustrated in the chatroom. I don't mind sitting with my cam on but hate being told (as they certainly don't ask ~ that would imply manners) what to do. I don't think I've ever had a please!
I detest those flaming whispers as well. Don't think I've evercome across people so rude and arrogant as in the chatroom.
I can usually come up with a witty line or two and I'm not bothered by it much but I am frustrated that the minute someone watches my cam they feel it gives them free reign to be obnoxious!
Much prefer the ones who watch me and let me be expressive, if I'm allowed to do that then I'm much more likely to get my top off and maybe give a show.
Cx
Sometime's it's quite funny just reading and not joining in, I piss myself with laughter reading what other people write biggrin
Hi Lucyfingers
I agree, I find it really fast too. Although it's trying to enter the conversation that also seems hard - loads of established conversations seem to fly around peppered with the crude requests you mention.
I'll master it yet :shock:
lol biggrin
I must have found the quietest night in the quietest chatroom, was going so slowly I thought the world was moving in slow motion confused
Toe testing the water again, addictive! but despite quite a few peeople around, chat is almost nil, strange, I think I must be too old