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Kiss_Me is officially a gobby cow!

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Following from some other threads I was surprised (if not a little shocked) to see I have made over 1000 posts since joining the fine Kindom of SH! (Or should that be Queendom? wink).
I really think I am addicted to SH and I do hope to contribute many more pointless, emotional, narky, geeky, hijacking and vulgar posts!
Cheers!
woohoooo congrats.....now to put that gob in action wink :wink:
CONGRATULATIONS HUNNI !!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Now elevated to the title of Gobby Cow
you do know what your prize is don't you? :rascal:
Quote by foxyandbeasty
woohoooo congrats.....now to put that gob in action wink :wink:

:rascal: Well I have put my texting fingers to use at least this morning!
Quote by Sassy-Seren
CONGRATULATIONS HUNNI !!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Now elevated to the title of Gobby Cow
you do know what your prize is don't you? :rascal:

Fanks! redface
What's ma prize... what's ma prize? :lickface:
Quote by Kiss_Me
What's ma prize... what's ma prize? :lickface:

Me wink :twisted:
well done hunny.... clearly you have too much time on your hands.... perhaps you should come up here and spend some with me....... you wonl't regret it. lol wink
p.s. did I tell you I was at pride on saturday and got some new toys..... ?? :twisted: :twisted:
:bounce: Well done you girlie girl :bounce: :rose:
Now let see you use that gob on me :rascal:
Well done ya gobby cow lol
Quote by splendid33
well done hunny.... clearly you have too much time on your hands.... perhaps you should come up here and spend some with me....... you wonl't regret it. :lol: wink
p.s. did I tell you I was at pride on saturday and got some new toys..... ?? :twisted: :twisted:

ooohhh please can I be a fly on the wall when you collect your ermmm trophy?
Only 1000 :shock: Pah ameteur confused
I'm only joking you know that :? :? lol


Congratulations
from me and here's to another 1000 or so kiss :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :cheers:
Quote by celestria
ooohhh please can I be a fly on the wall when you collect your ermmm trophy?

only if you leave the hairy growth at home lol :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren

What's ma prize... what's ma prize? :lickface:

Me wink :twisted:
I’ll just jump in my car! Alternatively I may take a taxi so I can continue posting on my laptop whilst in transit as it seems I’m unable to refrain! kiss
Quote by splendid33
well done hunny.... clearly you have too much time on your hands.... perhaps you should come up here and spend some with me....... you wonl't regret it. lol :wink:
p.s. did I tell you I was at pride on saturday and got some new toys..... ?? :twisted: :twisted:

I don’t really have too much time on my hands… redface I just have my own office! That just means I need to cram in a single days work into about 3 hours! :lol:
You went to pride and you didn’t tell me you were going? And you bought new toys and you haven’t told me about them yet? Tut tut missy you are in trouble! :rascal:
Quote by redpantherman
:bounce: Well done you girlie girl :bounce: :rose:
Now let see you use that gob on me :rascal:

Be careful what you wish for RPM… my gf is always telling me that I can take anything she says and use it as a stick to beat her with! (I know that’s not the answer you were hoping for I'm just playing dumb! :kisssmile
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Well done ya gobby cow :lol:
Quote by splendid33
well done hunny.... clearly you have too much time on your hands.... perhaps you should come up here and spend some with me....... you wonl't regret it. :lol: :wink:
p.s. did I tell you I was at pride on saturday and got some new toys..... ?? :twisted: :twisted:

ooohhh please can I be a fly on the wall when you collect your ermmm trophy?
Moooooooo! :D It has been great fun though.... as for wanting to be a fly on the wall... you're going to 'be' my podium! :grin:
Quote by sheddy
Only 1000 :shock: Pah ameteur confused
I'm only joking you know that :? :? :lol:


Congratulations from me and here's to another 1000 or so :kiss: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :cheers:

:giggle: Thanks Sheddy - of course everyone has been so nice to me but you were the first person on here to really make me feel welcome! So you could say it's your fault I'm cluttering up the cafe! :wink:
:kiss:
May I add my congratulations as well Hun kiss
Stay Cool, stay Calm, stay Safe and above all stay with Us.
Phredd :love:
Wot??
How'd that happen?
You only just appeared!
UBER gobby cow!
:bounce: Well done you :bounce:
passionkiss
Quote by Medic_1
May I add my congratulations as well Hun kiss
Stay Cool, stay Calm, stay Safe and above all stay with Us.
Phredd :love:

Awwww Phredd - thanks redface :inlove:
Quote by winchwench
Wot??
How'd that happen?
You only just appeared!
UBER gobby cow!
:bounce: Well done you :bounce:
passionkiss

rotflmao
Yeah I know - but I've been taking lessons from you! :rascal:
Thanks sexy! sillyassionkiss:
Quote by Kiss_Me
May I add my congratulations as well Hun kiss
Stay Cool, stay Calm, stay Safe and above all stay with Us.
Phredd :love:

Awwww Phredd - thanks redface :inlove:
Quote by winchwench
Wot??
How'd that happen?
You only just appeared!
UBER gobby cow!
:bounce: Well done you :bounce:
passionkiss

rotflmao
Yeah I know - but I've been taking lessons from you! :rascal:
Thanks sexy! sillyassionkiss:
I've been giving Kiss_me lessons in oral! :bounce:
:shock:
Quote by winchwench
I've been giving Kiss_me lessons in oral! :bounce:
:shock:

Well you are older than me after all............. wink
bolt
Just what the forum needs, another mad bint that can't keep quiet rolleyes
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Just what the forum needs, another mad bint that can't keep quiet rolleyes
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Meaty you old sod! smackbottom
Well I was waiting for you to christen me but alas you were nowhere to be seen!
I will work extra hard to hit 2000 just for you so you can give me my new name ok?
Thought you'd be pleased! :grin:
wink
sorry, i was off munchcamping biggrin
2000 eh, i'd be embarrassed to spout that much bolox redface
Quote by meat2pleaseu
sorry, i was off munchcamping biggrin
2000 eh, i'd be embarrassed to spout that much bolox redface

rotflmao
I'm guessing you know this from personal experience?
:grin:
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Sassy told me innocent

Ahhh Meaty I did actually just laugh out loud then!! Luckily I finished my banana about ten minutes ago huh? kiss
I can't wait for the fireworks.......
OOOHHHHHH SASSYYYYYY where art thou? :twisted:
Quote by Kiss_Me
I finished my banana ...............

Oooooo, the mental images :rascal: hope your having a flake for tea :lickface:
Quote by Kiss_Me
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OOOHHHHHH SASSYYYYYY where art thou? :twisted:

wave
Meaty ! catch this ya cheeky git flipa :flipa:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I finished my banana ...............

Oooooo, the mental images :rascal: hope your having a flake for tea :lickface:
Should I tell you we had bananas, flake AND ice cream at the bbq?? innocent
Well done on reaching 1000 posts missus, ignore this lot, they are just jealous of your intellect, stunning good looks and razor wit...............
(p.s. I'm not generally this smarmy, I'm just angling for an invite to the prize giving :twisted: )
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I finished my banana ...............

Oooooo, the mental images :rascal: hope your having a flake for tea :lickface:
Should I tell you we had bananas, flake AND ice cream at the bbq?? innocent
it sounded fun, but it still doesn't beat camping biggrin
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I finished my banana ...............

Oooooo, the mental images :rascal: hope your having a flake for tea :lickface:
Should I tell you we had bananas, flake AND ice cream at the bbq?? innocent
it sounded fun, but it still doesn't beat camping biggrin
don't tell Bloke will you :giggle:
Congratulations Kiss_me you gobby little bleeder lol
Shaz x
Quote by lavabubble
(p.s. I'm not generally this smarmy, I'm just angling for an invite to the prize giving :twisted: )

No worries, the invite is on it's way! Sassy is the 'prize' and Celestria is the 'podium' - so that means I will be on top of the podium when getting my prize! :rascal:
:giggle:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Congratulations Kiss_me you gobby little bleeder lol
Shaz x

Thanks Shaz! I like the term 'gobby little bleeder' so much I think I may change my name to that on here. kiss