I'm doing a photo shoot tonight, for my charity site and we have a meet, later tonight.
So needless to say, as I was driving home from w*rk, this afternoon, what do I see in my mirror (when I was, natch, checking on my lippy) but a fuck off great spot, on my cheekbone.
Great, like I wasn't nervous enough about the meet... yes, I do get all-of-a-fluster ...this happens.
FFS, I am 35, not 15!
Any emergency zit advice would be gratefully received.
Oh, if you don't know why I named this thread "Lady Macbeth", you need to listen to your Eng Lit teacher and not be playing about on your parents computer.
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Quote by Vix
I'm doing a photo shoot tonight, for my charity site and we have a meet, later tonight.
So needless to say, as I was driving home from w*rk, this afternoon, what do I see in my mirror (when I was, natch, checking on my lippy) but a fuck off great spot, on my cheekbone.
Great, like I wasn't nervous enough about the meet... yes, I do get all-of-a-fluster ...this happens.
FFS, I am 35, not 15!
Any emergency zit advice would be gratefully received.
Oh, if you don't know why I named this thread "Lady Macbeth", you need to listen to your Eng Lit teacher and not be playing about on your parents computer.
Don't know it it'll work that quick Vix - but Sudocrem (nappy rash cream) is good for spots/rashes.
Or a bit of aftershave to dry it out.
I'm considerably older than you and I break out too - normally when it matters most!
Good luck!
Sex God
Toothpaste takes out the redness apparently......... but looks really stupid, so maybe not :shock: 
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heat up a glass bottle.....not too hot so it will burn though.....
place the top of the bottle over the offending spot....
as the bottle cools it will suck out all the yucky cack in your spot.....
warnings.....dont keep it there too long or you get a big red ring around the spot.....
remember not to let any 1 see you doing this.....as you will look like a genie trying to get back in your bottle.... :shock:
place the top of the bottle over the offending spot....
as the bottle cools it will suck out all the yucky cack in your spot.....
warnings.....dont keep it there too long or you get a big red ring around the spot.....
remember not to let any 1 see you doing this.....as you will look like a genie trying to get back in your bottle.... :shock:
Quote by dargento
heat up a glass bottle.....not too hot so it will burn though.....
place the top of the bottle over the offending spot....
as the bottle cools it will suck out all the yucky cack in your spot.....
warnings.....dont keep it there too long or you get a big red ring around the spot.....
remember not to let any 1 see you doing this.....as you will look like a genie trying to get back in your bottle.... :shock:
OOOOOO that's the old remedy for removing a boil.
I remember my grannie doing that one when I was a little kid! :shock:
I suffer from adult acne and the only thing that I have found to keep it under control is the Clinique Toner. If you use it every day it does really help prevent blackheads and those little bumpy spots that are just under the skin. When I get proper spots I squeeze them then immediately clean the area with the toner and skin heals quickly without the spot coming back.
Sex God
How about one of these :grin:
Sex God
Two pieces of advice.
Rub some TCP into it really hard. Two things will happen - the spot will disappear and you're oppo won't want to snog you anyway 'cos of the stink (seriously you can get rid of the smell of TCP 'specially if you only apply it externally :shock: )
The second is to follow MiH's advice and look in the mirror and very firmly recant:
" Out, out damned spot!"
if that doesn't work you can always follow it with;
" Is this a dagger I see beforeme, the handle turned towards my hand?"
Good luck sweetie - just thought a four hour orgasm should flush yer cheeks to mask it.
I'll get me coat
Rub some TCP into it really hard. Two things will happen - the spot will disappear and you're oppo won't want to snog you anyway 'cos of the stink (seriously you can get rid of the smell of TCP 'specially if you only apply it externally :shock: )
The second is to follow MiH's advice and look in the mirror and very firmly recant:
" Out, out damned spot!"
if that doesn't work you can always follow it with;
" Is this a dagger I see beforeme, the handle turned towards my hand?"
Good luck sweetie - just thought a four hour orgasm should flush yer cheeks to mask it.
I'll get me coat
Quote by Vix
At least he hasn't ran off to India yet:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bitch!
Your b'day prez arrived today. Just for that, you can wait till the end of the month to get it.
Are you gonna tell me now what I got............................................................................... go on you know you want to.
It's killing you to keep it quiet, I know it is.
Look into my eyes Look closely..........................................................................................
Now tell me what it Bloody is
Jas
XXX
Casanova
Quote by couple_ne2000
I suffer from adult acne and the only thing that I have found to keep it under control is the Clinique Toner. If you use it every day it does really help prevent blackheads and those little bumpy spots that are just under the skin. When I get proper spots I squeeze them then immediately clean the area with the toner and skin heals quickly without the spot coming back.
But dont put too much pressure on them otherwise you rip your skin and it dosnt heal right!
Sex God
Easy ! Purchase a light brown eyebrow pencil . Sharpen , flatten the end so the point isnt too sharp , place end of pencil directly on the centre of the offending yellow puss filled legion and move pencil in a circular motion through thumb and finger whilst keepin in tight contact with the yellow monster .
Hey presto the zit becomes the beauty spot ( Monroesque which fits generally with the Vix look ) .
This beauty tip brought to you as a excerpt from the new book by Simeon Flange " My Life as a Porn Makeup Artist - (subtitled Zits on tits and other stories)"
Hey presto the zit becomes the beauty spot ( Monroesque which fits generally with the Vix look ) .
This beauty tip brought to you as a excerpt from the new book by Simeon Flange " My Life as a Porn Makeup Artist - (subtitled Zits on tits and other stories)"
Sex God
If the offending zit is yellow and puss filled, then why not burst the bugger?? :grin:
