If I did I would be telling HER and not the whole forum :doh:
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Wouldn't get my juices flowing that's for sure.
I'd rather hear something along the lines of 'Well, I'll fuck you senseless doggy-style while you suck your fella's cock til he spunks down your throat'
But then, I'm crude, me
Lisa, i got an idea...
I'll fuck you senseless doggy-style while you suck your fella's cock til he spunks down your throat'
Like?
Bring it on, sonny-boy......................I'll eat you alive :shock:
Times like this I wish you were bi, Lissa :twisted:
:D
Well, if I ever undergo a change of sexuality, you'll be the first to know :wink:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Times like this I wish you were bi, Lissa :twisted:
Why you wish that?
if you look at my profile you'll see why 
hummm... is it cus u want her to tease ur clit till u squirt in her face? lol
If I did I would be telling HER and not the whole forum :doh:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sorry, that just REALLY tickled my funny-bone.
Quote by Lissa
Wouldn't get my juices flowing that's for sure.
I'd rather hear something along the lines of 'Well, I'll fuck you senseless doggy-style while you suck your fella's cock til he spunks down your throat'
But then, I'm crude, me
Lisa, i got an idea...
I'll fuck you senseless doggy-style while you suck your fella's cock til he spunks down your throat'
Like?
Bring it on, sonny-boy......................I'll eat you alive :shock:
Times like this I wish you were bi, Lissa :twisted:
:D
Well, if I ever undergo a change of sexuality, you'll be the first to know :wink:
Woooohooooo !!!!! :bounce:
Orgasminator
Quote by Lissa
Well, if I ever undergo a change of sexuality, you'll be the first to know
Quote by littlemee
Times like this I wish you were bi, Lissa :twisted:
If anyone could persuade her, I'm sure you could Sassy.
I hate to say "I told you so" but not in this case!!!
Quote by littlemee
Well, if I ever undergo a change of sexuality, you'll be the first to know
Quote by littlemee
Times like this I wish you were bi, Lissa :twisted:
If anyone could persuade her, I'm sure you could Sassy.
I hate to say "I told you so" but not in this case!!!
cud see it coming tho...
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Quote by TamworthGuy
cud see it coming tho...
Lissa & Sassy. Could this be the start of a beautiful friendship?!!!
PS Lissa, is that an SV in your avatar?
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Quote by TamworthGuy
atleast my post has been good for something then lol
Yup, it's reminded me it's half term next week
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
atleast my post has been good for something then lol
Yup, it's reminded me it's half term next week
:laughabove: :thumbup:
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I don't think they teach sarcasm till big school
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
I don't think they teach sarcasm till big school
At least it's probably past his bedtime now.
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Quote by Lissa
PS Lissa, is that an SV in your avatar?
It most certainly is
:thumbup: Do you like it?
Just had to sell mine when the wife wanted her pound of flesh!!! :cry:
Quote by littlemee
PS Lissa, is that an SV in your avatar?
It most certainly is
:thumbup: Do you like it?
Just had to sell mine when the wife wanted her pound of flesh!!! :cry:
Love it to bits, fantastic bike.
Couldn't you have just shot the bitch? No-one should make a biker sell the love of their life!
JOKE.........................before I get flamed. :twisted:
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Quote by Lissa
Love it to bits, fantastic bike.
Couldn't you have just shot the bitch? No-one should make a biker sell the love of their life!
JOKE.........................before I get flamed. :twisted:
The worst of it is the SV wasn't the love of my life!!!!
That went when the baby was born..........a black XJR1200.
I would of shot her for that!!!
Quote by littlemee
Love it to bits, fantastic bike.
Couldn't you have just shot the bitch? No-one should make a biker sell the love of their life!
JOKE.........................before I get flamed. :twisted:
The worst of it is the SV wasn't the love of my life!!!!
That went when the baby was born..........a black XJR1200.
I would of shot her for that!!!
My 1st hubby made me sell my XJ6 when I had my youngest son...................bastard! Could I have cited THAT in the divorce I wonder?
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Love it to bits, fantastic bike.
Couldn't you have just shot the bitch? No-one should make a biker sell the love of their life!
JOKE.........................before I get flamed. :twisted:
The worst of it is the SV wasn't the love of my life!!!!
That went when the baby was born..........a black XJR1200.
I would of shot her for that!!!
My 1st hubby made me sell my XJ6 when I had my youngest son...................bastard! Could I have cited THAT in the divorce I wonder?
Was your husband born out of wed-lock? if not I object to your lack of consideration for those who were.
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Love it to bits, fantastic bike.
Couldn't you have just shot the bitch? No-one should make a biker sell the love of their life!
JOKE.........................before I get flamed. :twisted:
The worst of it is the SV wasn't the love of my life!!!!
That went when the baby was born..........a black XJR1200.
I would of shot her for that!!!
My 1st hubby made me sell my XJ6 when I had my youngest son...................bastard! Could I have cited THAT in the divorce I wonder?
Was your husband born out of wed-lock? if not I object to your lack of consideration for those who were.
My apologies to all the bastards reading this but it's too early in the morning ( or late at night for me ) to think of any other suitable degrading words to describe him
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Love it to bits, fantastic bike.
Couldn't you have just shot the bitch? No-one should make a biker sell the love of their life!
JOKE.........................before I get flamed. :twisted:
The worst of it is the SV wasn't the love of my life!!!!
That went when the baby was born..........a black XJR1200.
I would of shot her for that!!!
My 1st hubby made me sell my XJ6 when I had my youngest son...................bastard! Could I have cited THAT in the divorce I wonder?
Was your husband born out of wed-lock? if not I object to your lack of consideration for those who were.
My apologies to all the bastards reading this but it's too early in the morning ( or late at night for me ) to think of any other suitable degrading words to describe him
Degrading word
that's the point you degrade poor innocent bastards. :roll: Orgasminator
Quote by Sassy-Seren
My 1st hubby made me sell my XJ6 when I had my youngest son...................bastard! Could I have cited THAT in the divorce I wonder?
Now if he had any sense he would of used it himself while you were indisposed with latest addition to the family and then, when you were all ready to go out in i againt.....sold it!!!
Now THAT would of been a bastard thing to do!!!
Quote by HornyBear
PS Lissa, is that an SV in your avatar?
It most certainly is
if I may draw some conclusions then Lissa: care to bend over for a Daytona fellah at Chams next week?
Hmmm...................depends WHICH Daytona it is? I'm fussy, you know
We used to have the 1200. Like a bloody tank, that was :D
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Quote by Lissa
Hmmm...................depends WHICH Daytona it is? I'm fussy, you know
We used to have the 1200. Like a bloody tank, that was
Is there a good Daytona then?
The little 600's weren't bad but I always thought most of the range is pretty over-rated.
I had a 900 Trident in '94. Stonking motor but the chassis was so poor. Tall, heavy, slow steering. It did look the bollocks though.
But Lissa, if you'd consider offers from Daytona owners what would you have done for a fellow SV rider?!!!
hwoar: 
Makes me quiver just to think and pig-sick that I'm an ex SV rider!!!
Quote by HornyBear
PS Lissa, is that an SV in your avatar?
It most certainly is
if I may draw some conclusions then Lissa: care to bend over for a Daytona fellah at Chams next week?
Hmmm...................depends WHICH Daytona it is? I'm fussy, you know
We used to have the 1200. Like a bloody tank, that was :D
Well Lissa funny you should say that: I did have a 900 Super III and other Daytona triples but this one is a 650 Daytona. Sort of slim and fit, goes well and comes back for more. Pretty stable and reliable. (Not too dissimilar to the owner I just realised.) The Pillion seat would be somewhat enhanced by the presence of your rather pert and very fondlable bum though...
Hmm, well slim and fit does it for me :wink:
And the coming back for more bit really sounds good :D
Quote by littlemee
Hmmm...................depends WHICH Daytona it is? I'm fussy, you know
We used to have the 1200. Like a bloody tank, that was
Is there a good Daytona then?
The little 600's weren't bad but I always thought most of the range is pretty over-rated.
I had a 900 Trident in '94. Stonking motor but the chassis was so poor. Tall, heavy, slow steering. It did look the bollocks though.
But Lissa, if you'd consider offers from Daytona owners what would you have done for a fellow SV rider?!!!
hwoar: Makes me quiver just to think and pig-sick that I'm an ex SV rider!!!
Oh Littleme, you poor, poor ex SV rider.
Would the offer of a sympathy shag offend you? I know it's not the same as riding that gorgeous, thumping twin round the twisties, but it'd still make your pulse race! :D
:D :D :D
