There are some really, really dumb ones out there. I was in the car last night, belting out a 'lil Shakira...until I got to the line
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
so you don't mistake them for mountains"
:shock:
Someone, somewhere, should be hauled over the coals for that. Another that sticks in my mind is
"I wish I was invisible, so I could climb through the telephone" - Eurythmics.
Who writes this guff? Anymore for anymore?
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Lame Lyrics...
Sex God
They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse in Your Soul - remember it?
"I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul"
"I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul"
If you squeeze my lizard
I'll put my snake on you
I'm a romantic adventure
And I'm a reptile too
But it don't make no difference
'cos I ain't gonna be, easy, easy
the only time I'm gonna be easy's when I'm
Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death
Motorhead....
brilliant!
actually I must have posted in the wrong thread, sorry. super stuff.
lp
I'll put my snake on you
I'm a romantic adventure
And I'm a reptile too
But it don't make no difference
'cos I ain't gonna be, easy, easy
the only time I'm gonna be easy's when I'm
Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death
Motorhead....
brilliant!
actually I must have posted in the wrong thread, sorry. super stuff.
lp
Sex God
Don Mclean- American Pie
Bloody awful song- totally pointless lyrics :sleeping:
Bloody awful song- totally pointless lyrics :sleeping:
Orgasminator
Oh Sandy!
Sex God
Hearts - all I wanna do is make love to you (dodgy lyrics throughout really)
But this bit is a bit bleeurghh!
And in the morning when he woke all
I left him was a note
I told him
I am the flower you are the seed
We walked in the garden
We planted a tree
Makes me cringe listening to it. Almost remedial in its effort for ryhme to.
But this bit is a bit bleeurghh!
And in the morning when he woke all
I left him was a note
I told him
I am the flower you are the seed
We walked in the garden
We planted a tree
Makes me cringe listening to it. Almost remedial in its effort for ryhme to.
Sex God
Twisting my mellon man 
Master of Sex
"Clap keeps itching" - Primal Scream: 'Rocks'
:?