I came across the title in the Groups section of SH today and while I am not so inept as to not understand what this is about... I do wonder how this will all end up...
I mean we go from vibrators to big dildo's to...
I mean where does it end?
Baseball Bats? A microwave Oven? Half a Renault Megane? The Gobi Desert?
What frame of reference do we use for criteria? Width? Girth? Pounds Per Square Inch of stretch? Imagination? General Usefulness? (I mean I could see a potential benefit if you could squeeze a water melon or two up there, trips to Tesco's would be less arduous)
So I'm a bit baffled by all of this... and think we should start our own equally baffling groups on SH.
How about "Pencil lovers and Candy Floss Salesmen", "Extreme uses for Cumin" or "Turned on by Doorhandles."
I'd join em. What about you?
Funnily enough I thought he looked more like a toddler and none of the other babies on the ward could touch both ends of the crib at the same time. And the sides come to that.
I would prefer to accommodate a generously girthed cock than a very long one, but there is a limit to what will fit and still be pleasurable.
I can never get into the Fisting and Huge Anal Dildos Room.
It always seems to be full.
If any one is interested just type "extreme insertions" into google and see what pops up!! :arrow:
I was researching extreme sports and ended up just having to have a look!! And OMFG!! :shock: The things people will shove up their orifaces!! However, each to thier own blah blah blah. And the amount of this available shows its in demand.
What did shock me was that some of the models had obviously put their bodies through hell for the sake of this pastime, and have terrible prolapses of the rectum and vagina! :scared:
So for now I think I will stick to normal insertions and not risk things dropping out without my knowledge!
Wench xx
Doorhandles seems to have caught on...
But I'd worry they'd be a bit like the chat rooms here... Knobs everywhere...
I applaud Buxom's bravery. I couldn't Google it. I'd faint.
If youve had a hysterical-rectomy, you could shove so much more up....only stopping when said object touched the bottom of the lungs, for example!
A boon for any shoplifter....no more uncomfortably hot long macs with a gazillion concealled pockets in the long hot summer months.....simply fill up your foof and escaped undetected!!!
be careful with the frozen turkeys tho, don't want to give yourselves hyperthermia!!
and make sure you turn radios off.....dont want the dulcit tones of terry wogan or chris moyles emanating from your knickers while trying to make good your escape!
Seems we are all assuming it is women that are having things inserted, ive heard some very strange stories about things up mens bottoms so I'm thinking maybe its not aimed at ladies at all !!
Read that twice before i realied you meant operating theatres lol
has anyone seen my fire extinguisher?
lp
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