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.... the captain finishes by saying ".. and we are all about to die."
So who would grab the closest person to them and have their last chance having sex the same old way, and who would try for that dream they where just not ready for before?
I would try for a lady that visits my office from time to time. She is off limits at the moment. subject to rule one, never mate with a work mate.
It depends how much time we had left, if there was less than 1/2 I'd grab the guy next to me other than that there's a few guys I'd like all at once! evil what fun that would be wink
Tough one.....again, if i could plan an end of the world shag fest, there are a few I've got my eye on.....other than that....the guy nearest me (please dont let me be in the shop with the cross eyed geek with the comb working behind the counter, over at the time :shock: lol
Afraid Id go for the nearest person, man or woman who had a packet of ciggies and some tea! Bugga sex! lol lol
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Afraid Id go for the nearest person, man or woman who had a packet of ciggies and some tea! Bugga sex! lol lol

I DO have to admit Anais, if that geek with the comb over had a packet of jaffa cakes....well....thats a WHOLE different ball game lol lol lol
I have always said in the evnt of a three minute warning of a nuclear holocaust I would boil an egg and make love twice, probably in that order.
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.... the captain finishes by saying ".. and we are all about to die."
So who would grab the closest person to them and have their last chance having sex the same old way, and who would try for that dream they where just not ready for before?
I would try for a lady that visits my office from time to time. She is off limits at the moment. subject to rule one, never mate with a work mate.

Ar, but suppose the captain was wrong and you all lived confused:
Plim wink
I might invent the Armageddon Vibrator,just in case thees no one suitable around at the time..
*awaits a big bang*
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Afraid Id go for the nearest person, man or woman who had a packet of ciggies and some tea! Bugga sex! lol lol

I DO have to admit Anais, if that geek with the comb over had a packet of jaffa cakes....well....thats a WHOLE different ball game lol lol lol Its the important things in life init? lol
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It depends how much time we had left, if there was less than 1/2 I'd grab the guy next to me other than that there's a few guys I'd like all at once! evil what fun that would be wink

Makes a note to be stood right next to Mar come the appocolypse :rascal:
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Ar, but suppose the captain was wrong and you all lived confused:

I will have one hell of a smile on my face ;-)
If the fantasy option was available and consensual I'd take it evil
First of all I would hogtie S***** up and proceed to St*** h** with My p**** whilst f****** everything on h** hot candle wax dripping on h** c*** peeling it off fast when set! Using a whip i'd put marks acroos their ass hearing the screams as each thwack hits home. Pulling hard on h** hair and slapping h** c*** making h** beg me to stop. Then refusing to and gagging h** before placing their legs onto spreader bars just a tad to spread for comfort. Managing to hold the spreader bars high i'd then throw a really hard f*** into them. Shouting and bawling for them to beg to take more, Raining back on their hair.
As the big bang was approaching i would hold onto my c** whilst keeping them on the edge of theirs and as the flash of the end is seen in the distance the orgasm is let loose. Extasy catapulting us into the next life and beyond. Just c** and ..... go....

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Tough one.....again, if i could plan an end of the world shag fest, there are a few I've got my eye on.....other than that....the guy nearest me (please dont let me be in the shop with the cross eyed geek with the comb working behind the counter, over at the time :shock: lol

Well, that counts me out then!
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If the fantasy option was available and consensual I'd take it evil
First of all I would hogtie S***** up and proceed to St*** h** with My p**** whilst f****** everything on h** hot candle wax dripping on h** c*** peeling it off fast when set! Using a whip i'd put marks acroos their ass hearing the screams as each thwack hits home. Pulling hard on h** hair and slapping h** c*** making h** beg me to stop. Then refusing to and gagging h** before placing their legs onto spreader bars just a tad to spread for comfort. Managing to hold the spreader bars high i'd then throw a really hard f*** into them. Shouting and bawling for them to beg to take more, Raining back on their hair.
As the big bang was approaching i would hold onto my c** whilst keeping them on the edge of theirs and as the flash of the end is seen in the distance the orgasm is let loose. Extasy catapulting us into the next life and beyond. Just c** and ..... go....
so you've never given it a thought then lost?? wink
(mar makes note to be in between Lost and Steve.. evil )
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I'd opt out of the "sex" per se, and spend my last moments kissing someone. passionkiss
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I'd opt out of the "sex" per se, and spend my last moments kissing someone. passionkiss

dunno what are you saying??? !!!!
Have both..... wink
:doh: what is happening to WW? first body bidding.. now this? lol
There's one guy who I would love to have one last shag with but I can't say who it is redface
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I'd opt out of the "sex" per se, and spend my last moments kissing someone. passionkiss

dunno what are you saying??? !!!!
Have both..... wink
:doh: what is happening to WW? first body bidding.. now this? lol
Look, I own you , woman. Show some respect. rotflmao
(And she's cheap)
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I'd opt out of the "sex" per se, and spend my last moments kissing someone. passionkiss

dunno what are you saying??? !!!!
Have both..... wink
:doh: what is happening to WW? first body bidding.. now this? lol
confused whats body bidding
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I'd opt out of the "sex" per se, and spend my last moments kissing someone. passionkiss

dunno what are you saying??? !!!!
Have both..... wink
:doh: what is happening to WW? first body bidding.. now this? lol
confused whats body bidding
I "bought" Mar on facebook. Don't worry, I kept the receipt.
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Quote by winchwench
I'd opt out of the "sex" per se, and spend my last moments kissing someone. passionkiss

dunno what are you saying??? !!!!
Have both..... wink
:doh: what is happening to WW? first body bidding.. now this? lol
confused whats body bidding
I "bought" Mar on facebook. Don't worry, I kept the receipt.
bolt
cheeky coooo! the extra 0's were on the floor - they dropped off!
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I'd opt out of the "sex" per se, and spend my last moments kissing someone. passionkiss

dunno what are you saying??? !!!!
Have both..... wink
:doh: what is happening to WW? first body bidding.. now this? lol
confused whats body bidding
I "bought" Mar on facebook. Don't worry, I kept the receipt.
bolt
cheeky coooo! the extra 0's were on the floor - they dropped off!
Awwwww- don't undervalue yourself!
You're worth far more than $0000.1
>>>Leaves country<<<<<
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