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Last night's telephone chat..

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...with Wilma went something like this:
Wilma to Jags: Fred's playing noises on his computer -it's birdsong and helicopter noises rolleyes
Fred to Wilma across the room: It's not helicopter noises, it's Pink Floyd 'Another Brick in the Wall'!!! mad
Pause in telephone conversation for two woman to rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:P
rolleyes :roll:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Good morning sweetheart
passionkiss
Will
How to impress a lady:
Drive up to her house with your car windows open and Pink Floyd blaring out of the stereo.
When she opens the front door and asks what the noise was, say
"I came by helicopter"
She'll believe you.
Apparently.
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Steve
Time to goOOoo
ooooooh you bugga you posted it!!!
I was a tad pre-occupied!!! redface
Love
Wilma (one brick short of the wall) rolleyes
x x x x
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
(one brick short of the wall)

Try filling the gap with munch badges dunno
Dawn :silly:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Try filling the gap with munch badges dunno
Dawn :silly:

Tallnhairy's won't fit :shock:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by WilmaFlintstone

Try filling the gap with munch badges dunno
Dawn :silly:

Tallnhairy's won't fit :shock:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Well try one of the others, you have enough to choose from :giggle:
Dawn :silly:
rolleyes hmmmmm which one of the 27 shall I choose confused:
Judy's was on a Tesco clubcard (btw, I've stolen all your points Judy! lol )
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Will steps up to offer his services!!! ALWAYS happy to help a lady and Wilma is DEFINITELY a lady worship
Will
PS Sappho has given her consent provided she can watch (joining in is a bonus!! :twistedsmile
Your services are more than welcome but please sweetheart stop pricking me lol :lol:
Love
Wilma
(Keeper of Badges)
x x x x
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
rolleyes hmmmmm which one of the 27 shall I choose confused

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Wilma I have to say that was bluddy funny seeing you with badges in places I never thought possible :shock:
Dawn :silly:
Puts a whole new meaning on Prick Tease :shock:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Roll up, Roll up, get your luverrly badges here. innocent