Laxative Chocs

21 Feb 2005

I pop out for an hour, come back and Mr Eyes Bigger than his Belly (Eagerslut9) has raided my fridge.....
Nothing at all wrong with that except the silly sod has eaten a whole box of my low carb chocolates - laden in Polyols!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
For those of you who don't know......they cause a very nasty side effect - otherwise known as the "Polytrots" (the sh*ts) redface

ops:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
One or two can have undesirable effects............but a whole box!?!?!? FFS!!!!!!
He's free to a good home tonight - or anyone who'll have him really :twisted: :twisted:
Never a dull moment with him around!!!

21 Feb 2005

Quote by KcKat
I pop out for an hour, come back and Mr Eyes Bigger than his Belly (Eagerslut9) has raided my fridge.....
Nothing at all wrong with that except the silly sod has eaten a whole box of my low carb chocolates - laden in Polyols!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
For those of you who don't know......they cause a very nasty side effect - otherwise known as the "Polytrots" (the sh*ts) ops:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
One or two can have undesirable effects............but a whole box!?!?!? FFS!!!!!!
He's free to a good home tonight - or anyone who'll have him really :twisted: :twisted:
Never a dull moment with him around!!!

You've just dredged back a repressed memory from my childhood when I raided the fridge at the old people's home where my mum worked. Cheers.

21 Feb 2005

Fill the litter tray quickly!!!!!! :shock:

21 Feb 2005

hehe.....
Don't know why I'm laughing really - I'm stuck with him for the night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fab idea Libra :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Venus - thank fuck you said he can use your bathroom!!!! :shock: :shock:

21 Feb 2005

This brings back memories of my brother who ate a whole bar of my grans laxative chocolate.
The poor bugger ended up in intensive care. He nearly shit himself to death. What an 8 year old would do. Luckily he is still with us.....thank feck.
Dave_Notts

21 Feb 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
This brings back memories of my brother who ate a whole bar of my grans laxative chocolate.
The poor bugger ended up in intensive care. He nearly shit himself to death. What an 8 year old would do. Luckily he is still with us.....thank feck.
Dave_Notts

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Fluck.......any nurses in the room?????
Can u come stay here too???

21 Feb 2005

Could have been worse... they could have been Worcester Sauce flavour

21 Feb 2005

Think I'll sit this one out!! (Pun intended)
And no, I haven't succumbed yet :P innocent

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

21 Feb 2005

Hunni, forget about suck cumming anything.
You'll be going all night long! :lol2:

21 Feb 2005

:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

21 Feb 2005

Is now a good time to add that there is an evil stomach bug going round?????
dunno

21 Feb 2005

Quote by KcKat
I pop out for an hour, come back and Mr Eyes Bigger than his Belly (Eagerslut9) has raided my fridge.....
Nothing at all wrong with that except the silly sod has eaten a whole box of my low carb chocolates - laden in Polyols!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
For those of you who don't know......they cause a very nasty side effect - otherwise known as the "Polytrots" (the sh*ts) ops:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
One or two can have undesirable effects............but a whole box!?!?!? FFS!!!!!!
He's free to a good home tonight - or anyone who'll have him really :twisted: :twisted:
Never a dull moment with him around!!!

kc.. what the hell were you doing putting choc in the fridge#??? :shock:
everyone knows it should be left at room temp to melt in your mouth!!!!!! rolleyes

as for eager.. will teach him a valuble lesson - its on to do anything to you and be forgiven.. but eat your choc????? pah... hanging would be too good. evil

WBB (chocoholic and expert)

21 Feb 2005

Quote by Calista
Is now a good time to add that there is an evil stomach bug going round?????

Think I might go and stay with friends for the night!!!!
bolt

21 Feb 2005

Quote by KcKat
Is now a good time to add that there is an evil stomach bug going round?????

Think I might go and stay with friends for the night!!!!
bolt

Come stay with us ... he wouldn't like it here ... our bathroom is a derelict building site!
No on second thoughts ... stay there ................. :shock:

21 Feb 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
kc.. what the hell were you doing putting choc in the fridge#??? :shock:
everyone knows it should be left at room temp to melt in your mouth!!!!!!
as for eager.. will teach him a valuble lesson - its on to do anything to you and be forgiven.. but eat your choc????? pah... hanging would be too good.
WBB (chocoholic and expert)

I'd heard about the undesirable effects and was puttin off eating them, problem solved now though!!!!!!!! hehe

21 Feb 2005

Quote by KcKat
Is now a good time to add that there is an evil stomach bug going round?????

Think I might go and stay with friends for the night!!!!
bolt

Imagine if you hadnt been there to let him know what he'd eaten... thank goodness for hard shoulders and soft toilet roll!

21 Feb 2005

Um...................................... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
I...........................er................................
bolt

21 Feb 2005

Quote by Calista
Come stay with us ... he wouldn't like it here ... our bathroom is a derelict building site!
No on second thoughts ... stay there ................. :shock:

He'd love it there...............................
hehe....
Can I come alone????? :twisted: :twisted:

21 Feb 2005

Was that thunder I just heard or Eagerslut's stomach?????
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

22 Feb 2005

Quote by Calista
Was that thunder I just heard or Eagerslut's stomach?????
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

:worship::worship::worship::worship:
Pls let it be thunder :shock:

22 Feb 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Whats the current state of play? Had he taken route in the toilet for the night yet?? :shock:

Outlook is Windy sad

Resorted to taking the laptop under the duvet to avoid being gassed!!!

22 Feb 2005

Hey eagerslut I bet you daren't fart right now. :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:
Just waiting for the.....Passing...... of time. :eeek: redface

22 Feb 2005

Whats the current state of play? Had he taken route in the toilet for the night yet?? rolleyes

:shock:

22 Feb 2005

KcKat I hope you've got more than one loo in the house!

22 Feb 2005

Ohhh what a shame.
Don't get bogged down by this biggrin

22 Feb 2005

sit him in the bath with the taps running, swill it directly away
/me digs out a respiratorand full NBC suit for KcKat to borrow

22 Feb 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Fill the litter tray quickly!!!!!! :shock:

FLuck that, just sit him on the wheelie-bin. wink

So did he survive the night or is there a bag of dehydrated bones sat on the loo? :shock:

22 Feb 2005

Update:
He survived the night :bounce:
Although he kept darting to bathroom so didn't sleep too well :shock: :shock: :shock:
He did manage to make a mess on the bed sheets but that's a different story and was nothing to do with the chocs :twisted: :twisted:
bolt