Laying it on a bit thick.

21 Aug 2008

We were going back to our rooms when from behind a door came, "OH, AH, OO...." and some ????????pumping noise.
We looked at each other, then she half gaged half laughed. Then said, "That can not be for real?"
So have you ever over exaggerated for someone benefit?
W and I have on our last holiday. We started an extended conversation, the type that starts one day gets dropped but always seems to come back. The conversation was with a lady and a couple (M+F)who were on the same holiday. So one night we added to the vocals, for the lady's benefit. It was just to pay her back for some comments.

21 Aug 2008

I'm noisy... when in the throws of passion I usually don't notice myself being noisy, but sometimes I kinda hear myself and I think fucking hell, I need to calm it lol redface

21 Aug 2008

Yes! oh, YES! biggrin

A little story......
we were at a swinging club, our second and last time there. A couple had started chatting to us at the bar, then a guy came over and introduced himself. He was about 6'8, built like a brick outhouse, and an absolutely lovely guy. He was also black. I'll call him Darren.
Later on, I got into the jacuzzi (alone) and Mr W went into the sauna. "Darren" came out from the playing area with a bunch of people, and stopped to chat with me. The women he'd been with were very unimpressed- shouting across the garden "Darren, I want you, NOW!" to which he replied that he was busy having a conversation with me.
Darren confessed that it was his first time in a club- and he was hating it. He'd been treated like a performing seal, and was much more into 1on1 sex. I explained to him that sadly he was being seen as the "token big black cock." We chatted for a while, and he disclosed that he was very attracted to me, and that he'd like to find somewhere where the two of us could go to be alone. By this time, all the lockable rooms were occupied, and we spent forever trying to get ourselves some space.
All the guys wanted to see me being banged by the big black guy. We couldn't move without being followed by an ever increasing crowd of blokes. We eventually found an empty, unlockable room, and shut the door- the clubs "no entry sign." The next half hour was spent with us, and intermittently Mr W (from the outside) having to stop people continually trying to get in. They weren't content with watching through the peep holes, so we eventually blocked the door.
It really wasn't an atmosphere conducive to good sex. Eventually, we quit trying, realising it just wasn't going to happen.
I turned to Darren, and said "how's your acting?" with a wink and a smile. We both grinned, and gave a half hour performance worthy of an adult oscar apeice. We were totally over the top phrases such as
"suck that, you bitch!"
"oh my god, you're so huge!"
"your huge black cock feels like it's tearing me in two"
etc etc, were spouted for all to hear.
There was throwing around, slapped asses, lots of "oh, fuck yeah's" and a smattering of faked orgasms.
We eventually got dressed, and when we'd done so the guys had shot their loads & dispersed. I left the area with Mr W (who was none the wiser) and a couple of guys made comments. One in particular stopped us and said to me "you were absolutely awesome! I've never seen sex like that before, you were so damn hot!" etc etc.
When I eventually told Mr W why I was smirking- it took him a while to believe me.
A very worthwhile evening, not for the sex, but it still makes me smirk to think of all the guy's outside yanking their planks, when we were trying so hard not to crack up.
rotflmao

21 Aug 2008

Nope never exaggerated, never will.
I'm a moaner but not a loud one, when I have an orgasm I twitch and jump but never scream.
I cringe when I hear screamers lol

21 Aug 2008

Quote by Bbw4umen
I'm noisy... when in the throws of passion I usually don't notice myself being noisy, but sometimes I kinda hear myself and I think fucking hell, I need to calm it lol

LOL..me too! I have now got into the habit of shutting the windows so as not to worry the neighbours!!!

22 Aug 2008

Quote by sparky33
One of my Ex's used to rake my back, to the point of bleeding, and I'm sure she did it to impress others.

Yeah.... but if that's so... it would be impossible without your input wink

22 Aug 2008

Living with your MIL for five weeks can curtail any audible sounds of joy :sad:

22 Aug 2008

Quote by winchwench
Yes! oh, YES!
A little story......
we were at a swinging club, our second and last time there. A couple had started chatting to us at the bar, then a guy came over and introduced himself. He was about 6'8, built like a brick outhouse, and an absolutely lovely guy. He was also black. I'll call him Darren.
Later on, I got into the jacuzzi (alone) and Mr W went into the sauna. "Darren" came out from the playing area with a bunch of people, and stopped to chat with me. The women he'd been with were very unimpressed- shouting across the garden "Darren, I want you, NOW!" to which he replied that he was busy having a conversation with me.
Darren confessed that it was his first time in a club- and he was hating it. He'd been treated like a performing seal, and was much more into 1on1 sex. I explained to him that sadly he was being seen as the "token big black cock." We chatted for a while, and he disclosed that he was very attracted to me, and that he'd like to find somewhere where the two of us could go to be alone. By this time, all the lockable rooms were occupied, and we spent forever trying to get ourselves some space.
All the guys wanted to see me being banged by the big black guy. We couldn't move without being followed by an ever increasing crowd of blokes. We eventually found an empty, unlockable room, and shut the door- the clubs "no entry sign." The next half hour was spent with us, and intermittently Mr W (from the outside) having to stop people continually trying to get in. They weren't content with watching through the peep holes, so we eventually blocked the door.
It really wasn't an atmosphere conducive to good sex. Eventually, we quit trying, realising it just wasn't going to happen.
I turned to Darren, and said "how's your acting?" with a wink and a smile. We both grinned, and gave a half hour performance worthy of an adult oscar apeice. We were totally over the top phrases such as
"suck that, you bitch!"
"oh my god, you're so huge!"
"your huge black cock feels like it's tearing me in two"
etc etc, were spouted for all to hear.
There was throwing around, slapped asses, lots of "oh, fuck yeah's" and a smattering of faked orgasms.
We eventually got dressed, and when we'd done so the guys had shot their loads & dispersed. I left the area with Mr W (who was none the wiser) and a couple of guys made comments. One in particular stopped us and said to me "you were absolutely awesome! I've never seen sex like that before, you were so damn hot!" etc etc.
When I eventually told Mr W why I was smirking- it took him a while to believe me.
A very worthwhile evening, not for the sex, but it still makes me smirk to think of all the guy's outside yanking their planks, when we were trying so hard not to crack up.

YES YES YES, I do like that lol

22 Aug 2008

Quote by Lost
Living with your MIL for five weeks can curtail any audible sounds of joy :sad:

Try living with the MIL for a year and a half. You forget how to spell joy. confused

23 Aug 2008

me and bf at the time had my sis and bro in law living with us for a bit and they were quite loud so one day me and bf at the time started jumping on the bed and shouting oh yes oh yes and the like to get our own back on em and it worked they quitened down for a bit but ive got to admit the older i get the louder i get but its only when i cant control myself any longer redface