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quote="Sgt Bilko"]*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name: Dino
Total Amount of Posts: none of any worth
Posts per Day: dunno (Mod edit posts per day)
Reason for Leave: Sex n Drugs n Rock n Roll (without the sex n drugs)
Location of Leave: Leeds Carling Festival
From (Last Posting Day): Friday 25th Aug 2005
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): Monday 28th Aug 2005
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature Dino.
Date 28th May 2005 Keep an eye on hornyred for us will ya biggrin
Dino have a gud'n m8
:thumbup:
Mr goodtimez
Quote by Dino.
quote="Sgt Bilko"]*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name: Dino
Total Amount of Posts: none of any worth
Posts per Day: dunno
Reason for Leave: Sex n Drugs n Rock n Roll ( without the sex n drugs)
Location of Leave: Leeds Carling Festival
From (Last Posting Day): Friday 25th Aug 2005
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): Monday 28th Aug 2005
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature Dino.
Date 28th May 2005
Keep an eye on hornyred for uswill ya biggrin
Don't worry Dino, she's in safe hands 69position hump innocent
Quote by johneboy
Don't worry Dino, she's in safe hands 69position hump innocent
Youll be to busy hiding from M2PU once he finds the PM victim thread rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: , but thanks anyway ! biggrin :D wink
Quote by Dino.

Don't worry Dino, she's in safe hands 69position hump innocent
Youll be to busy hiding from M2PU once he finds thePM victim threadrotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: , but thanks anyway ! biggrin :D wink
Looks like you haven't read it today then? dunno
My conscience is clear smile
Quote by johneboy

Don't worry Dino, she's in safe hands 69position hump innocent
Youll be to busy hiding from M2PU once he finds thePM victim threadrotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: , but thanks anyway ! biggrin :D wink
Looks like you haven't read it today then? dunno
My conscience is clear smileWe shall see :wink: :wink: lol :lol:
Quote by Dino.
Keep an eye on hornyred for us will ya biggrin

lol :lol: If you can :lol: :lol:
Quote by Dino.

Don't worry Dino, she's in safe hands 69position hump innocent
Youll be to busy hiding from M2PU once he finds thePM victim threadrotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: , but thanks anyway ! biggrin :D wink
Looks like you haven't read it today then? dunno
My conscience is clear smileWe shall see :wink: :wink: lol :lol:
And it looks like you are both amateurs.... as I've pulled another trick out of the bag....
Anyone want any stitched up kippers?
Have a great time Dino.... even if does look like you are running away from the mayhem of M2PU's return..
Approved !
Have a good one Dino. :thumbup: :thumbup:
Don't worry about HR - I shall pop round to look after her whilst you're away!! cool 8-) 8-) 8-) lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
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Have a good one Dino. :thumbup: :thumbup:
Don't worry about HR - I shall pop round to look after her whilst you're away!! cool 8-) 8-) 8-) lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The weekend is getting better every min :rascal:
Sarge dino has gone wink

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
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Have a good one Dino. :thumbup: :thumbup:
Don't worry about HR - I shall pop round to look after her whilst you're away!! cool 8-) 8-) 8-) lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sarge, didn't they teach you any manners dunno now get in line, i was here first smackbottom :smackbottom:
johneboy wrote:
Don't worry Dino, she's in safe hands
Quote by johneboy
Sarge, didn't they teach you any manners dunno now get in line, i was here first smackbottom :smackbottom:

Thanks dino :P excellent thread :thumbup:
Line up :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by HornyRed

Sarge, didn't they teach you any manners dunno now get in line, i was here first smackbottom :smackbottom:

Thanks dino :P excellent thread :thumbup:
Line up :rascal: :rascal:

ES is home alone too this weekend :grin:
Quote by Kitty

Sarge, didn't they teach you any manners dunno now get in line, i was here first smackbottom :smackbottom:

Thanks dino :P excellent thread :thumbup:
Line up :rascal: :rascal:

ES is home alone too this weekend :grin:
Yes I am......................bugger!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now WHAT am I gonna do? :undecided:
Hmmmmm ....................... innocent :whistling:
Quote by Dino.
*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Date 28th May 2005
Keep an eye on hornyred for us will ya biggrin
Happily keep both of em on HR :twisted:
No fair, you lot all off to fun things of a weekend drinkies, and I get to go sit in a muddy field loon ... hmm... considers a career change confused
:D
Quote by tallnhairy
No fair, you lot all off to fun things of a weekend drinkies, and I get to go sit in a muddy field loon ... hmm... considers a career change confused

Well that's your own fault for studying for an NVQ in Scarecrowing!! :? :? :? lol :lol:
Well I had the build for it sarge...
WOW,, what an absolute blast,,, one of the best festivals ive been to for ages :bounce: :bounce: ,,
Bands were awsome :thumbup: ,i was totally wasted :silly: :cheers: and the sun shone cool .
Have i missed anything here since friday??? dunno
And if ya wanna know who "rocked" , just ask wink
Dino. xx :yinyang:
Hi Dino,
Glad you had a good time..........
No you missed nothing here what so ever, we did knitting, cooking, talked about food prices................... nothing else lol
Dino's Back !!! Woo hoooo...
you didn't miss much... usual muppetry, some nattering, apparently I point guns at cats, Jags has gone Awol, the munch is a only a few days away and jumpy things abound in the Leics munch thread... erm..... bluexxx has gone to scare the haggis botherers... erm.... wishmaster has had a facelift.... erm... tha's about it really.. and horneyred was well behaved (you'd better sort her out for that!)
welcome back comrade!
Quote by postie
Dino's Back !!! Woo hoooo...
wishmaster has had a facelift
welcome back comrade!

Eh???...........Have I??
oo Goody!! .. That means my face is nearer to my bollox and I can now suck my own dick ... Yummy!!!.
Quote by postie
.. and horneyred was well behaved (you'd better sort her out for that!)

Have i ?? :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by HornyRed
.. and horneyred was well behaved (you'd better sort her out for that!)

Have i ?? :rascal: :rascal:
Well in here HR at least smile Glad you had a good time Dino, hope to run into you soon so you can tell me all about it...