Name: Dino
Total Amount of Posts: none of any worth
Posts per Day:

Reason for Leave: Sex n Drugs n Rock n Roll (without the sex n drugs)
Location of Leave: Leeds Carling Festival
From (Last Posting Day): Friday 25th Aug 2005
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): Monday 28th Aug 2005
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature Dino.
Date 28th May 2005 Keep an eye on hornyred for us will ya
