Name: Red(RHG)
Total amount of posts: Eek dunno, not many
Posts per day: (Should have looked eh?)
Reason for leave: A Lazeee holiday!!!!!!!
Location of leave: A little bamboo hut, Palolem beach, Goa, India
From: (last posting day until first day returning to posting duties) Probably last post Friday 18th November, returning Monday 5th December
I realise it is an offence under the official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activities for the duration of my leave.
Signature Caffy x (TM Postie)