LEAVE APPLICATION

11 Oct 2005

..............Debbiewebs
Total Amount of Posts:.............. oo shit to many! :doh:
Posts per Day: ..........not as many as i used too
Reason for Leave:] ........... feeding davej pineapple
Location of Leave: ..... Kent coast!
From (Last Posting Day Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties)
leave 15th of Oct and return till davej eaten all the pineapple that should take me to the 21st
realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
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11 Oct 2005

APPROVED
Sorry Dave!!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: bolt

11 Oct 2005

*****LEAVE APPLICATION FORM*****
Name: ..............davej
Total Amount of Posts:..............74
Posts per Day: ..........a few
Reason for Leave:] ...........eerm self preservation :shock:
Location of Leave: ..... a deep and secret cornish tin mine
From (Last Posting Day Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties)
leave 15th of Oct and return when the coast is clear
realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
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11 Oct 2005

Debs, how can you leave me for davej
m so gutted

11 Oct 2005

Quote by Chardonnay
oooo make sure you remove the sharp bits before feeding time Enjoy your vacation :twisted:

to bloody right don't want to be coughing them up! :eeek:
Sarge thanks you!!!
I will not forget to bring the mushy peas when i meet you.....now when is it when we are meeting! confused

oooo Naked cleaner come here passionkiss

errrr Dave! lol

11 Oct 2005

soz to hijack this ................ but Debbiewebs ......where did u get the form from ? .............I need 2 before Thursday.
Ta chick
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

11 Oct 2005

Quote by blonde
soz to hijack this ................ but Debbiewebs ......where did u get the form from ? .............I need 2 before Thursday.
Ta chick
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i nicked it off horny red! biggrin

11 Oct 2005

Quote by naked-cleaner
Debs, how can you leave me for davej
m so gutted

you got a bit of a stutter they babes confused

11 Oct 2005

Quote by naked-cleaner
Debs, how can you leave me for davej
m so gutted

summint to do with me having a firm ripped body, long thick black hair, piercing blue eyes, being hung like a Baboon and with the ability to shag until yer eyeballs dry up....least I think that was it.

11 Oct 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Debs, how can you leave me for davej
m so gutted

Quote by naked-cleaner
Debs, how can you leave me for davej
m so gutted

you got a bit of a stutter they babes confused

might come in handy if he is gonna give oral debbs, just ask em to get down there and chant lots of words beginning with 'T' dunno

11 Oct 2005

Quote by davej
*****LEAVE APPLICATION FORM*****
Name: ..............davej
Total Amount of Posts: ..............74
Posts per Day: ..........a few
Reason for Leave:] ...........eerm self preservation :shock:
Location of Leave: ..... a deep and secret cornish tin mine
From (Last Posting Day Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties)
leave 15th of Oct and return when the coast is clear
realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
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No Bloody chance!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

11 Oct 2005

Quote by davej
Debs, how can you leave me for davej
m so gutted

Quote by naked-cleaner
Debs, how can you leave me for davej
m so gutted

you got a bit of a stutter they babes confused

might come in handy if he is gonna give oral debbs, just ask em to get down there and chant lots of words beginning with 'T' dunno

you mean like tits tits tits and tits! or even tits! rotflmao

11 Oct 2005

OOO dave look what meaty has sent me
bless him! kiss

right you think you can get through that lot lol

11 Oct 2005

tell meaty thanks from me...it would seem that he and the sarge have the same views when it comes to male solidarity....bastards!
anyways I have nearly put together the items you asked me to bring along, the wellingtons and gas mask are in the boot, I should be able to get the goose fat by the weekend, but I'm struggling with the Stetson, the saddle and the spurs.

11 Oct 2005

Quote by Chardonnay
I need a new washing basket... is that one going spare????????

you only want that one because its got something Felic sticking up in the middle of it!
rrrrrrrrrrrrrr you thought no one would notice didn't ya!! cought ya! lol