Name: .............. Lancyuk
Total Amount of Posts: .............. 450 approx
Posts per Day: ......... too many
Reason for Leave: ........... Short trip to Southern parts for work (mainly the land of beer with lemonade in and £8 fish and chips)
Location of Leave: ..... The big smoke/ Cambridgeshire
From Tuesday 1st Nov (from 10pm)
Until Thursday 3rd Nov (am)
realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
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