Leave application

26 Jul 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name: Dave_Notts & Alex_Female
Total Amount of Posts:
Posts per Day:
Reason for Leave: Holiday
Location of Leave: Dominican Republic
From (Last Posting Day): 31st May 2005
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): 10th June 2005
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature Dave_Notts & Alex_Female
Date 28th May 2005

Sarge.......Sarge.....Sarge.....I found this in your in-tray.........you must have overlooked it.......we did fill it in on time........honest
Alex......bloody blow on the ink.....it is still wet ffs
Dave_Notts
PS after report was duly wrote up and submitted Sarge

26 Jul 2005

Refuse the application Sarge, refuse it, dare ya!!!! :twisted: :happy:

26 Jul 2005

Not before the Munch................... surely not ???

27 Jul 2005

All invited for drinkies with Dave_Notts .
Thanks Dave but you did not say we would all have to travel to the DR for them.
Does not leave much time for me passport update lol

May see you either at the Munch or in the DR, who knows ?.
Fred

27 Jul 2005

Sarge......
Might i suggest that an element of collusion may be found here..... is it possible that Dave-Notts and Alex-Female are conspiring to 'pull the wool over your eyes' ???????
Surely not...... lol..... would a fellow member of Sh do such a heinous act ???????
equi-princess xxx
(p.s. check the ink........ )

27 Jul 2005

Quote by equi-princess
is it possible that Dave-Notts and Alex-Female are conspiring to 'pull the wool over your eyes' ???????

OMG surely not! - Sarge, Sarge!!!!!!!!!! Keep yer head as high as you can!!!!!!! :shock: :scared: You ain't gonna like it if you put your head low I tell ya!!!

27 Jul 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF

This I find sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny lol

Missy.........are you insinue......insunuat.....unsunuati..........taking the piss out of me for being Welsh.....huh huh huh huh..... biggrin

Dave_Notts

1 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
*****LEAVE APPLICATION FORM*****
Name: MikeNorth
Total Amount of Posts: 2750
Posts per Day:
Reason for Leave: Holiday
Location of Leave: Somewhere in Europe. (And no, I'm not going to be more precise, except to say it's not to the south. :uhoh: )
From (Last Posting Day): 2 August 2005
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): 12 August 2005
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activities for the duration of my leave.
Signature Mike
Date 28th May 2005

I might manage the occasional brief visit here during the holiday, just to make sure nobody runs out of brackets, commas and full stops.
Okay Sarge? lol

Mike.

1 Aug 2005

Have a good one Mike!! wave

16 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
*****LEAVE APPLICATION FORM*****
Name: Edin BBW
Total Amount of Posts: 217
Posts per Day:
Reason for Leave: Holiday
Location of Leave: Tenerife
From (Last Posting Day): 18 August 2005
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): 26 August 2005
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activities for the duration of my leave.
Signature Edin BBW
Date 28th May 2005

16 Aug 2005

APPROVED!!
Have a good one Edin!

16 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name: Mistress_Sassy
Total Amount of Posts: 252
Posts per Day:
Reason for Leave: Holiday
Location of Leave: Sitges
From (Last Posting Day): 29th Aug 2005
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): 14th Sept 2005
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature Mistress_Sassy
Date 16th August 2005

Just putting it in now while I remember, I forgot last time adn ended up awol! :shock:

16 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
APPROVED!!
Have a good one Edin!

Woo hoo, ty Sargy baby. :inlove:

16 Aug 2005

Have a great holiday Edin! kiss

16 Aug 2005

Quote by mistress_sassy
*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name: Mistress_Sassy
Total Amount of Posts: 252
Posts per Day:
Reason for Leave: Holiday
Location of Leave: Sitges
From (Last Posting Day): 29th Aug 2005
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): 14th Sept 2005
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature Mistress_Sassy
Date 16th August 2005

Just putting it in now while I remember, I forgot last time adn ended up awol! :shock:
Sitges????
Where's that then?? confused

16 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sitges????
Where's that then??

It's an anagram silly rolleyes

You have to 'Gess it' cool

16 Aug 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
You have to 'Gess it'

No!! Still can't get it!! Give us a clue!! confused

16 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
No!! Still can't get it!! Give us a clue!!

OK I'll give you a clue. Gonna do Charades, are you ready??
OK here goes biggrin

I'm doing it now biggrin

Sat back down again now ........... did ya get it?? :bounce:

16 Aug 2005

Piece of piss!! :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug:

16 Aug 2005

Good

Now are you gonna quit doing them smug faces and stamp the poor girls form?? confused

You won't will ya :lol2: Cos you still haven't got a bluddy clue!! rotflmao

16 Aug 2005

I've suddenly remembered where it is!! confused

It's 35 km (22 mile) south of Barcelona!! :smug: :smug: :smug: :2fingers: :2fingers: :2fingers:
I didn't Google - Honest!!!! redface

16 Aug 2005

Quote by mistress_sassy
*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name: Mistress_Sassy
Total Amount of Posts: 252
Posts per Day:
Reason for Leave: Holiday
Location of Leave: Sitges
From (Last Posting Day): 29th Aug 2005
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): 14th Sept 2005
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature Mistress_Sassy
Date 16th August 2005

Just putting it in now while I remember, I forgot last time adn ended up awol! :shock:
APPROVED!!
Have a great time 35km south of Barcelona!! wink

17 Aug 2005

Thanks Sarge! kiss

27 Aug 2005

Have a brilliant holiday, Mistress Sassy! :thumbup: