Leave Application

4 Sep 2005

*****LEAVE APPLICATION FORM*****
Name: Tracy-Jayne
Total Amount of Posts: 2281 :shock:
Posts per Day: redface

Reason for Leave: One weekâ€™s hospitality in a luxurious (?!), hopefully MRSA free NHS establishment lol

Location of Leave: Wiltshire. Do I need a passport to leave Dorset? dunno

From (Last Posting Day): Monday 5th Sept 2005
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): Not sure. Depends when they boot my sorry arse out of the bed ready for the next person, probably 5 or 6 days :shock: :lol:
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature T-J
Date Sun 4th Sept 2005
If anyone fancies popping round to cook Jon's dinner for him or maybe put the vaccuum round, that would be great.
I'd hate to think of him home alone, starving to death on a carpet covered in cats hair rolleyes

Oh, and keep on eye on him in the chatroom. He'll be tarting himself like crazy whilst I'm not here to keep him under control :wink:
T-J

4 Sep 2005

It would appear every-one is still in bed, lucky buggers. :shock:
Hope it's not too serious. And you'll be back before you know it. smile

All the best
Poor Docters/nurses i wonder if they know what they've let themselves in for
As for the passport thing, you may even need a visa

4 Sep 2005

T-J hun :love: & kiss

es to you.
Hope all goes well and you get better soon. xxx
MRSA (aka HAI) is not caused by the nurses but by Management and Penny Pinching Bureaucracy so have pitty on the likes of me lol

Fred (he was that nurse)

4 Sep 2005

Notification of Section 1 Charge
Charge Conduct prejudiced to good order and swinging discipline under section 13 of the Swinging Act (1969) in that you, Tracy-Jayne have gone sick, lame and weary, thereby removing yourself from availabilty for swinging for at least 3 months.
Defence Please submit your defence
Finding Will you accept my punishment, or do you opt for Courts Martial?
p.s
Married single male, large build, 45, rough round the edges, speaks his mind, available for the receipt of sympathy shags/BJ's for the next 3 months.
I won't hold my breath while waiting for offers..................... rolleyes

4 Sep 2005

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Only you could put it so "nicely" lol

4 Sep 2005

Wiltshire? :shock: :shock: did you say WILTSHIRE? omg there is life out there........... :shock:
Let us know if you need visitors, obligatory grapes n all :twisted:
get well soon hun :therethere:

4 Sep 2005

Quote by RedHot
Oh, and keep on eye on him in the chatroom. He'll be tarting himself like crazy whilst I'm not here to keep him under control

No change there hun rolleyes

Take care and make sure you get that hug from us that I gave to Jon the other night before you go into hospital lol

Shireen
xxx

4 Sep 2005

I will be thinking of you Tracy hun
If you or Jon need anything you know you have a huge community of friends right here waiting for the chance to help
Hugs
Olive

4 Sep 2005

Quote by Jon
Notification of Section 1 Charge
Charge Conduct prejudiced to good order and swinging discipline under section 13 of the Swinging Act (1969) in that you, Tracy-Jayne have gone sick, lame and weary

:shock: I've been married to you for almost a quarter of a century and you're surprised I'm sick? :P

Quote by Jon
Defence Please submit your defence

See above

Quote by Jon
Finding Will you accept my punishment, or do you opt for Courts Martial?

I thought you *were* the punishment rolleyes

:grin:
No official granting of my application received as yet, but since I'm leaving at 6am, I shall have to risk being AWOL wink

Thank you for all the emails and good wishes. I'll be back in around a week :P
T-J

4 Sep 2005

Approved!!
(Not sure if sick leave needs approving, but thought I had better do it anyway! confused

:? :? )
Hope to see you back to your old self soon!! kiss

:kiss: :kiss:

5 Sep 2005

Only new to the Site so not sure if I have to put a leave application in, but will do to be safe:
Name: The Dukes
Total amount of Post : a mere 53
Post per day:
Reason For Leave: IC Stag DO
Location: Prague
From Wednesday 7th Sep 05
Too: Sunday 11 Sep 05
I submit this application as part of the Offical Swinging Act 1989
Please accept it, 16 Military men hitting Prague should be good fun.