Lecherous Limiricks!

30 Jan 2005

Ok, but it`s not homemade!
There was a young lad from Mauritius
Who said `that last fuck was delicious
But next time I cum
It`ll be in yer bum
Cos that scab on your cunt looks suspicious.`
Venusxxx

30 Jan 2005

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Reminds me of one I heard years ago... so I can't credit it to anyone:
There was a young girl from Kilkenney,
Whose usual charge was one penny.
For half of that sum,
Her rosey round bum,
Was a source of amusement for many!

30 Jan 2005

Said the Duchess of Denzer at tea,
'Young man. Do you fart when you pee?
I said with some wit, 'Do you belch when you shit?'
I think that was one up to me!!
Eeeeew!

31 Jan 2005

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so big he could suck it
He said with a grin, as he wiped cum from his chin
If my ear was a c*** I could fuck it
I'll get my coat ! smile

31 Jan 2005

iwish icould think of one right now but those have put a smile on my face before the trudgery of work

31 Jan 2005

There was a young lady from Devon
Who placed an ad...
Shit, we've done that one haven't we?

31 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
There was a young lady from Devon
Who placed an ad...
Shit, we've done that one haven't we?

only about 10 pages worth. lol

1 Feb 2005

A young woman i know did the splits,
till she touched the floor with her tits.
Her legs simply parted
Her cunt lips licked the carpet
And like a hover it sucked it up the bits!
bolt