Legit

7 Jul 2004

can ANYBODY tell me the whereabouts of A genuine female as i have recently lost all hopes and desires of finding one and that includes women that don't use this site lol

7 Jul 2004

I think most woman are genuine - can't recall seeing a 'fake' woman outside of a nightclub in the whole of my life. Mind you, I haven't asked to inspect their female bits cos a) it would take far too long and b) I 'm not that way inclined.
My mother is a genuine woman cos she gave birth to my brother and I.
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7 Jul 2004

Quote by Jags
I think most woman are genuine - can't recall seeing a 'fake' woman outside of a nightclub in the whole of my life. Mind you, I haven't asked to inspect their female bits cos a) it would take far too long and b) I 'm not that way inclined.

Oooo Ooooo I'm looking for a new career. I can do that. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
*warms hands*

7 Jul 2004

i will never know till u ask Jags lol

7 Jul 2004

I can say without a shadow of doubt MrsFC is a genuine female smile

and her whereabouts......at work I think! lol

7 Jul 2004

There#s lots of genuine fems round here........................ maybe they're just hiding! lol

7 Jul 2004

niceguy_eddie wrote:

can ANYBODY tell me the whereabouts of A genuine female as i have recently lost all hopes and desires of finding one

Well, if you've lost all desires, why are you still asking?
Mike.

7 Jul 2004

Good point, Mike - maybe that's why all the fems are hiding???? Who would want a bloke with no desire! :shock: :shock: :shock:

7 Jul 2004

Quote by niceguy_eddy
can ANYBODY tell me the whereabouts of A genuine female

I think there's one down Bolton way.

7 Jul 2004

Quote by niceguy_eddy
can ANYBODY tell me the whereabouts of A genuine femalel

psst!.....over ere John......word in yer shell like...davej opens coat...there ya go geezer....genuine Rolex, Gucci, watches......women yeah I got them an all........ take a butchers at these pictures, everyone of em genuine not a fake amoungst em or I'm not 'onest Stan the totty man.........tell ya what geezer take one and I'll throw in one of these pairs of Levi's wot are in the van......

7 Jul 2004

This genuine / fake female thing reminds me of something I always wonder in the Supermarket.
If you go to the dairy products section, they all sell "Natural Cottage Cheese".
Is this as opposed to "Unnatural Cottage Cheese" ?
CM

7 Jul 2004

Chairman, I have similar thoughts when the train I'm on arrives at a station and they remind you to " take all your personal possessions with you when leaving the train". I always think "what about my impersonal possessions?"
Mike.

7 Jul 2004

Quote by MikeNorth
Chairman, I have similar thoughts when the train I'm on arrives at a station and they remind you to " take all your personal possessions with you when leaving the train". I always think "what about my impersonal possessions?"

Train stations are absolutely filled with pitfalls - many times I have been helplessly stranded without a handy pooch, unable to ascend the escalators for fear of transgressing the "dogs must be carried" rule.
CM

8 Jul 2004

Quote by niceguy_eddy
can ANYBODY tell me the whereabouts of A genuine female as i have recently lost all hopes and desires of finding one and that includes women that don't use this site lol

keep looking it can take a lifetime to find the right person
try looking in different places than you do normally i once met a lady at a set of traffic lights that i later had a long relantionship with , just go's to show , you never know

8 Jul 2004

hmmmmmmm should i try the red light district then lol