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can ANYBODY tell me the whereabouts of A genuine female as i have recently lost all hopes and desires of finding one and that includes women that don't use this site lol
I think most woman are genuine - can't recall seeing a 'fake' woman outside of a nightclub in the whole of my life. Mind you, I haven't asked to inspect their female bits cos a) it would take far too long and b) I 'm not that way inclined.
My mother is a genuine woman cos she gave birth to my brother and I.
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I think most woman are genuine - can't recall seeing a 'fake' woman outside of a nightclub in the whole of my life. Mind you, I haven't asked to inspect their female bits cos a) it would take far too long and b) I 'm not that way inclined.

Oooo Ooooo I'm looking for a new career. I can do that. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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I can say without a shadow of doubt MrsFC is a genuine female smile and her whereabouts......at work I think! lol
There#s lots of genuine fems round here........................ maybe they're just hiding! lol
niceguy_eddie wrote:
can ANYBODY tell me the whereabouts of A genuine female as i have recently lost all hopes and desires of finding one

Well, if you've lost all desires, why are you still asking?
Mike.
Good point, Mike - maybe that's why all the fems are hiding???? Who would want a bloke with no desire! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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can ANYBODY tell me the whereabouts of A genuine female

I think there's one down Bolton way.
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can ANYBODY tell me the whereabouts of A genuine femalel

psst!.....over ere John......word in yer shell like...davej opens coat...there ya go geezer....genuine Rolex, Gucci, watches......women yeah I got them an all........ take a butchers at these pictures, everyone of em genuine not a fake amoungst em or I'm not 'onest Stan the totty man.........tell ya what geezer take one and I'll throw in one of these pairs of Levi's wot are in the van......
This genuine / fake female thing reminds me of something I always wonder in the Supermarket.
If you go to the dairy products section, they all sell "Natural Cottage Cheese".
Is this as opposed to "Unnatural Cottage Cheese" ?
CM
Chairman, I have similar thoughts when the train I'm on arrives at a station and they remind you to " take all your personal possessions with you when leaving the train". I always think "what about my impersonal possessions?"
Mike.
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Chairman, I have similar thoughts when the train I'm on arrives at a station and they remind you to " take all your personal possessions with you when leaving the train". I always think "what about my impersonal possessions?"

Train stations are absolutely filled with pitfalls - many times I have been helplessly stranded without a handy pooch, unable to ascend the escalators for fear of transgressing the "dogs must be carried" rule.
CM
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can ANYBODY tell me the whereabouts of A genuine female as i have recently lost all hopes and desires of finding one and that includes women that don't use this site lol
keep looking it can take a lifetime to find the right person
try looking in different places than you do normally i once met a lady at a set of traffic lights that i later had a long relantionship with , just go's to show , you never know
hmmmmmmm should i try the red light district then lol