40 days and 40 nights without cake.
And those who know me, will realise that's like an astronaut giving up his oxygen supply
Now I gotta make up for lost time.
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Quote by essex34m
Well I did it......
40 days and 40 nights without cake.
And those who know me, will realise that's like an astronaut giving up his oxygen supply
Now I gotta make up for lost time.
Go and
What good is a recipe :shock:
Dawnie is poorly sick, and I don't even know where our kitchen is :lol:
It's the real deal I'm looking for.
Sex God
Quote by Ian
Well I did it......
40 days and 40 nights without cake.
And those who know me, will realise that's like an astronaut giving up his oxygen supply
Now I gotta make up for lost time.
Go and
What good is a recipe :shock:
Dawnie is poorly sick, and I don't even know where our kitchen is :lol:
It's the real deal I'm looking for.
For shame, man!
You worked out about the carpet cleaning (eventually). I'm sure you can manage a cake. :giggle:
Quote by essex34m
Why not nip down the 24hr garage and get something from Mr. Kipling's?
Moral dilemma.....
The closest place for me to buy cake from is the 24/7 petrol station. However the car is almost out of fuel.
So,do I walk (yeah right) and not have enough energy to eat the cake I purchase ?
Or
Do I drive there?
If I drive I can either afford to buy cake, or enough petrol to drive home, but not both.
Oh what is a mere man expected to do?
Quote by Ian
Why not nip down the 24hr garage and get something from Mr. Kipling's?
Moral dilemma.....
The closest place for me to buy cake from is the 24/7 petrol station. However the car is almost out of fuel.
So,do I walk (yeah right) and not have enough energy to eat the cake I purchase ?
Or
Do I drive there?
If I drive I can either afford to buy cake, or enough petrol to drive home, but not both.
Oh what is a mere man expected to do?
Put up a post in LMU, asking for a woman to come round for jiggy jiggy, and ask her to stop off on the way for cake.
Sex God
I know someone who has cake! :mrgreen:
Sex God
Quote by Ian
I know someone who has cake! :mrgreen:
Yeah but you're in a different time zone
Actually, I wasn't talking about me. Had I been I would have said "I have cake!"
I shall rephrase... I know someone in your neck of the woods who has cake! :mrgreen:
Is that better?
Only now I'm not telling you who! :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Ian
I shall rephrase... I know someone in your neck of the woods who has cake! :mrgreen:
Is that better?
Only now I'm not telling you who! :giggle:
But is she also mobile.....?
Yeah... she's driving round and round the block wafting cake smells your way. :mrgreen:
I told her you were being cheeky and she's gone home!
Sex God
Quote by Ian
Yeah... she's driving round and round the block looking for a parking space the size of Belgium :mrgreen:
I told her you were being cheeky and she's gone home!
me cheeky? Never
She just fed your cake to the birds!
Quote by Dirtygirly
Yeah... she's driving round and round the block looking for a parking space the size of Belgium :mrgreen:
I told her you were being cheeky and she's gone home!
me cheeky? Never
She just fed your cake to the birds!
Don't care now the shops are open again
thanks to Morrison's, breakfast was an apple and blackberry danish. mmmmmmmm
Right, off to source elevensies now.
