Lessons with Rainbows

24 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
For me it's a case of dip me in chocolate and throw me to anyone :shock: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Hmmm, we may need the guy in your avatar to throw you all the way to portsmouth! wink

24 Jan 2005

Quote by lucyuktv2
For me it's a case of dip me in chocolate and throw me to anyone :shock: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Hmmm, we may need the guy in your avatar to throw you all the way to portsmouth! wink

Hunni if he was close enough to pick me up he would be throwing me round the bedroom :grin:
God I miss that man!

24 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
For me it's a case of dip me in chocolate and throw me to anyone :shock: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Hmmm, we may need the guy in your avatar to throw you all the way to portsmouth! wink

Hunni if he was close enough to pick me up he would be throwing me round the bedroom :grin:
God I miss that man!
then maybe we need a big catapualt :twisted: :twisted:

24 Jan 2005

Quote by lucyuktv2
Can you " become" a lesbian ??

on another note, in theory, if a bloke has a sex change but continues to exclusively see women, would that make them a lesbian?
Yes. Someone who has gender re-assignment has only changed their body to match their gender. So a male to female transsexual is female. If she has a relationship with another woman she is a Lesbian.
Hey Libra Love - you won't need your gaydar at the Essex munch - I'll be wearing a badge and will probably be the most dykiest looking there lol

But then I guess you were most probably reffering to seeking out those bi fems
Perhaps what we need is a bidar!!! That way we can split out the bi fems from the straight ones (and just for Judy I actually wrote that as "straight" and not my normal "str8" kiss

) I knowIcould do with one of those!! :twisted:

24 Jan 2005

24 Jan 2005

PMSL!!!!!! rotflmao

24 Jan 2005

24 Jan 2005

Quote by gurl
You staggeringly accurate at scored 95%
You personally got 19 of the 20 people correct and were better at recognizing guys than girls. Overall, you guessed better than 99% of all test takers.
:smug:

You're just trying to suck up to the teacher aren't you!!!?? cool

24 Jan 2005

I got a pitiful 12 out of 20, but I can spot the gay gals more easily apparently. So it's more of a les-dar than a gay-dar biggrin

24 Jan 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Lesson 1: Essential Clothing - Doc Martins (at leat one pair but 2 recommended), a range of tight, sleeveless T-Shirts, at least one lumberjack type long-sleeved shirt (essential), Combat Trousers (range of different colours recommended but at least one army green or camouflage essential), a range of different sports gear which is actually coverd in the lesson titled "Sport - essential playing and watching"

no doc martins - but i DID see the first program in the same named series on tv! check
sleeveless tshirts....aka vests of the thermal variety. check
combat trousers- def. check
sports gear - well for horizontal sports anyway wink

check

Quote by Rainbows
Lesson 2: Essential CD Collection - everything by KD Lang, The Indigo Girls, the Dixie Chicks and Melissa Etheridge. Also recommended - Dido, Beth Orton, Horse, Tracy Chapman, Jewel and Ani De FRanco

only got the dido and chapman

Quote by Rainbows
Lesson 3: Essential DVD Collection: The L Word (pirated of course 'cos it's not out here yet!), Bound, If These Walls Could Talk 2; Tipping the Velvet; Better Than Chocolate. Recommended: Anything with Angelina Jolie in - but especially the Tomb Raider series; anything with Jodie Foster in it (this is more applicable if you have come to study this subject at a more mature age); anythign about female sportspersons.

failing miserably confused

Quote by Rainbows
Lesson 4: Sport - essential playing and watching. It is absolutely essential that you either play a sport (more than one will earn you extra points), or able to discuss the finer points of at least one sport! In some places - going to the gym regularly - and having a defined muscualr body can suffice.

hmmmmm next question
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Quote by Rainbows
ext week - "How to be a Lesbian Bitch", "The difference between Butch and Femme", "How to remain with your partner for more than 6 months"

BITCH is my speciality! lol

24 Jan 2005

24 Jan 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Perhaps what we need is a bidar!!! That way we can split out the bi fems from the straight ones (and just for Judy I actually wrote that as "straight" and not my normal "str8" ) I know I could do with one of those!! :twisted:

Too confining shoorly - what about heteroflexible (which means there must also be homoflexible, though that doesn't quite have the same ring) . . . or one I heard at the weekend . . . 'metroflexible' (I'm still waiting for the explanation!) lol

24 Jan 2005

can I volunteer to lick up the teacher ;) biggrin

Pretty please???
I'll be a good lesbian, honest :twisted:
Metroflexible, if you live in manchester then it is a season ticket for the tram!
If you live in the north east then it is a savings card for a shoppping centre,
Hope that helps! ;)

24 Jan 2005

Quote by little gem
Metroflexible, if you live in manchester then it is a season ticket for the tram!
If you live in the north east then it is a savings card for a shopping centre,
Hope that helps! ;)

I'll bear it mind, thank you (never done it on a tram confused

)
I think the person who told me thought it would cover intergalactic possibilities of a sexual nature - what wishful thinking rotflmao

24 Jan 2005

Well, seeing that nobody has said "I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body", I've decided to go with the flow and not say it either. smile

(But I reserve the right to think it, even if I haven't the first clue what it means.)

Are you sure?