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Quote by Sarah1448
Ok as Rainbows and I like to share :P
We are offering flirting lessons, you need to tell us what they are worth and why you need them. rolleyes :twisted: :twisted:
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Only one problem I see with this Sarah is - I haven't got a dicie bird clue how to flirt!!!! redface
So I'm gonna stand right here at the front of the queue!!! cool
aRSexx :color:
They are definately worth a drink, and are needed cos I work too damn hard to remember how to be sexy, plus I have to desex myself at work! :P
I had flirty PMs this week, and my general response was 'blub' (except for one inbox wink)
This is becoming serious :shock:
Venusxxx
Rainbows,
You are good with the old search button, so off you go and do me some links please lol :P
Then we can use them tonight
Quote by Rainbows
Only one problem I see with this Sarah is - I haven't got a dicie bird clue how to flirt!!!! redface
aRSexx :color:

'Bows Sweetie,
you don't need to actively flirt. You just need to be there and be you kiss
Quote by Sarah1448
Rainbows,
You are good with the old search button, so off you go and do me some links please lol :P
Then we can use them tonight

Sorry - on your own with this one! This mini muncher is off to have a bath now. My eve will be starting earlier than yours - with drinks down me local with me mates before heading South. So if I am late for Mini munch do not panic. I shall be there biggrin
Looking forward to seeing you reprobates later kiss
aRSexx :color:
Quote by Sarah1448
Right Venus
you can join Rainbows, Helen and me flirting. :P

I do believe I may now be in Heaven :twisted:
Actually..........
Quote by VenusnMars
C'mon people, play with me, I pulled a 50 hour week this week :crazy:
Venusxxx

On my way :twisted:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Can I join the lessons too please?
I'm willing to learn the art of flirting wink
Fee
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redface Sorry Darling
Quote by VenusnMars
I had flirty PMs this week, and my general response was 'blub'

Mmmm............I could assit you on improving your response to flirty PM's I'm sure.
May I fill your Inbox???? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Right, these flirting lessons, when do they start???
Quote by Sarah1448
We are offering flirting lessons, you need to tell us what they are worth and why you need them. :

I need flirting lessons, although I don't think it'll take long with such good teachers wink
Oh, wait.....
Quote by the_Laird
May I fill your Inbox???? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
But watch for the put down "Nope, I would have more fun emptying my outbox" wink
lhk
Kat
Laird,
re my inbox, I think we need to have a talk :twisted:
Quote by Sarah1448
Laird,
re my inbox, I think we need to have a talk :twisted:

Ohhh yes please :twisted: anything in particular your inbox needs?? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
attention class please.
Lesson 1. Eyes contact, look deep into the eyes and what do you see??
Quote by Sarah1448
attention class please.
Lesson 1. Eyes contact, look deep into the eyes and what do you see??

Umm, ummm - contact lenses? dunno
Rainbows get real this is a flirting lesson, not a trip to the opticians!
Quote by Sarah1448
Rainbows get real this is a flirting lesson, not a trip to the opticians!

OK miss cool confused
Quote by Sarah1448
attention class please.
Lesson 1. Eyes contact, look deep into the eyes and what do you see??

Their brains? confused
Quote by Sarah1448
attention class please.
Lesson 1. Eyes contact, look deep into the eyes and what do you see??

Ok you got my attention...sign me up please :O)
Quote by Sarah1448
Rainbows get real this is a flirting lesson, not a trip to the opticians!

I refer the Gorgeous Lady to my earlier reply wink
morning all,
Lesson two :- use of hands
Lesson three:- use of voice
Chardonnay,
I think we can arrange for a full test for you lol
confused Waiting for 2 and 3 here Sarah
Quote by Kit
confused Waiting for 2 and 3 here Sarah

What you doing today,????
On my way over :P
Any ladies want to munch my melon?
Mark xx
Quote by h256
Any ladies want to munch my melon?
Mark xx

Does that mean we are gonig to get all dirty???
A bit like mud wrestling?
Quote by Sarah1448
Any ladies want to munch my melon?
Mark xx

Does that mean we are gonig to get all dirty???
A bit like mud wrestling?
Hope so. I like your ad, bum and butterfly.
Mark xx
Very sensual lover :-) I think its time I updated my ad!
Oh no am I too late !!! sad Take me from the begining.............someone pleeeeease.. :twisted:
Quote by MrsFC
Oh no am I too late !!! sad Take me from the begining.............someone pleeeeease.. :twisted:

Forward or reverse?
xx
MrsFC,
Let me know when you are ready, I'm sure things can be arranged.
Quote by Sarah1448
MrsFC,
Let me know when you are ready, I'm sure things can be arranged.

I'm ready !!.................I'm ready !!!.......... :bounce:
Quote by MrsFC
MrsFC,
Let me know when you are ready, I'm sure things can be arranged.

I'm ready !!.................I'm ready !!!.......... :bounce:
Right getting car out and on my way!!