I come on here looking for the opportunity to be flirty, sexy and outrageous.
yes please :P
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Kitkat
yes please :P
yes please :P
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Sex God
Quote by Rainbows
Kitkat
I come on here looking for the opportunity to be flirty, sexy and outrageous.
yes please :P
Don't tempt him Sarah
Rainbows, what about both of us tempting him tonight?? :P
I spent bloody ages on that - however, in the interests of practicing whay you preach, I have housework to do - but consider yourself booked for later!
Don't tempt him SarahWorried about the competition aRSe? :twisted:
*Kat wanders off naked and hugely aroused (well - for him) looking for his pinny and feather duster* :twisted:
Quote by KitKatWorried about the competition aRSe? :twisted:
Don't tempt him Sarah
I am deeply hurt and agrieved by that comment :cry: :cry: . Go pick on someone else!
Sarah is my friend and I always share with my friends :twisted:
Fancy a piece of Chicken leg sarah?
:lol: Oooh - can just picture you now - feather duster and pinny :twisted:
Casanova
Quote by Rainbows
Oooh - can just picture you now - feather duster and pinny :twisted:
Whatever tickles your fancy
- I really do have housework to do! 
Sex God
:shock: :shock: Wildwilly may I just say I find your new avatar strangely scary!
It looks like a freshly decapitated head :shock: :scared: :scared:
Tracy-Jayne
It looks like a freshly decapitated head :shock: :scared: :scared:
Tracy-Jayne
Casanova
Quote by RedHot
:shock: :shock: Wildwilly may I just say I find your new avatar strangely scary!
It looks like a freshly decapitated head :shock: :scared: :scared:
Tracy-Jayne
it is "national no telly week" so by tuesday I was so bored I made that out of flour and water. I think it looks like the 'Action Man' ...the one with the beard
Sex God
Quote by wildwilly
:shock: :shock: Wildwilly may I just say I find your new avatar strangely scary!
It looks like a freshly decapitated head :shock: :scared: :scared:
Tracy-Jayne
it is "national no telly week" so by tuesday I was so bored I made that out of flour and water. I think it looks like the 'Action Man' ...the one with the beard
It looks more like the sort of thing you would find in the basket beneath a guillotine :eeek: :lol2:
It looks no where near as handsome as Action Man and besides, he would never close his eyes in case he missed some action
Please change it soon before I start to have nightmares :wink:
T-J
Casanova
Quote by RedHot
:shock: :shock: Wildwilly may I just say I find your new avatar strangely scary!
It looks like a freshly decapitated head :shock: :scared: :scared:
Tracy-Jayne
it is "national no telly week" so by tuesday I was so bored I made that out of flour and water. I think it looks like the 'Action Man' ...the one with the beard
It looks more like the sort of thing you would find in the basket beneath a guillotine :eeek: :lol2:
It looks no where near as handsome as Action Manand besides, he would never close his eyes in case he missed some action
Please change it soon before I start to have nightmares :wink:
T-J
Cheeky moo its a self image, "thing in a basket indeed", "uglier than Ation Man" I'll tell missus willy you said that (she would probably agree)
Anyway changed it for the no facial hair one, better?
Sex God
Quote by wildwilly
Cheeky moo its a self image, "thing in a basket indeed", "uglier than Ation Man" I'll tell missus willy you said that (she would probably agree)
Anyway changed it for the no facial hair one, better?
But . . . but . . . it was Mrs Willy who told me to say it was so ugly . . . honest :P
No facial hair is slightly better but it still looks kinda . . . . well DEAD :shock:
:rotflmao: Please go back to the old hairy guy hanging out of a train window or whatever it was :giggle:
T-J
Sex God
Right Venus
you can join Rainbows, Helen and me flirting. :P
you can join Rainbows, Helen and me flirting. :P
ops: :oops: :oops: 
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Venus and Sarge
Get yourselves over here right now:-
Forgotten how to flirt, on SH we cannot allow that, lessons will be given
Get yourselves over here right now:-
Forgotten how to flirt, on SH we cannot allow that, lessons will be given
Sex God
Ok as Rainbows and I like to share :P
We are offering flirting lessons, you need to tell us what they are worth and why you need them. :twisted: :twisted:
We are willing to accept payments in SH goldfish, or drinks next time you see either of us.
Venus 50 hours well done, you can have a
DB do you REALLY need flirting lessons :shock:
The rest of oyu get into line
We are offering flirting lessons, you need to tell us what they are worth and why you need them.
:twisted: :twisted: We are willing to accept payments in SH goldfish, or drinks next time you see either of us.
Venus 50 hours well done, you can have a
DB do you REALLY need flirting lessons :shock:
The rest of oyu get into line
