'Beds' just happens to be my middle name!
My surname is 'in-one-of-mine'!
xAllgoodx
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Pete & Jags you guys are the Best!
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Lets be Flirty, Lets be Dirty, But Please Don't Be Shirty!!!
To Mr-lots-of-names-head-in-the-sky
Bed, is that the most exciting place you have to offer me??? Bed I can get any day of th week - if you want to get dirty with me I want better than bed, more thrilling than bed and more dirty than bed.
Dirty beds may be Tracy Emin's thing but for me they are everyday...
Jags
x xx x
Bed, is that the most exciting place you have to offer me??? Bed I can get any day of th week - if you want to get dirty with me I want better than bed, more thrilling than bed and more dirty than bed.
Dirty beds may be Tracy Emin's thing but for me they are everyday...
Jags
x xx x
What would be thrilling to you Jags? I can personally recommend the back seat of a coach on the motorway, waving to the lorry drivers on the way past, outside a Police station, late at night and just a little too drunk, and my dining room table if front of the 6ft by 4ft mirror?
Or my personal favorite, martini day.
Let us know your desires m'lady, you know we are only here to please you.
lhk
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Or my personal favorite, martini day.
Let us know your desires m'lady, you know we are only here to please you.
lhk
x
Allgood - not avoiding the question at all dear.. just have no idea what you're on about! As a Pisces I already am a fish (sort of) and because I have a deep love of swimming and indulge that love every day I could be called a fish.
But I suspect you have a dirty notion here, but having led a very sheltered life I just can't fathom it out. If you're going to flirt make it comprehensible darling
Touch-a-touch-a-touch-a-touch me, I wanna be dirty...
Jags
x xx x
But I suspect you have a dirty notion here, but having led a very sheltered life I just can't fathom it out. If you're going to flirt make it comprehensible darling
Touch-a-touch-a-touch-a-touch me, I wanna be dirty...
Jags
x xx x
Kat , you've got my Big Respect (anything else of a considerable size is being reserved primarily for Jags, then for any other lady who likes to lurve, lust and linger in my hotbed of lovliness!).
Any guy that still cares enough about his Mother (even at your age, My Mate!) to pamper her for a few days is all cool and groovy in my book!
Come back to us very soon, Jags is becoming a handful. I'm begining to need all the help I can get!
Jags, re. the fish question. Thought you would have sussed that one straight off! I say "Do you wanna be a fish?", You say "Why?" and I say
"watch me make you agog in opened mouth wonder while I make you wet like a fish!" Very rude I know, not particularly clever but you get the jist of what I want to do to and with you very soon!
Awaiting Your Wetness,
XAllgoodX
Any guy that still cares enough about his Mother (even at your age, My Mate!) to pamper her for a few days is all cool and groovy in my book!
Come back to us very soon, Jags is becoming a handful. I'm begining to need all the help I can get!
Jags, re. the fish question. Thought you would have sussed that one straight off! I say "Do you wanna be a fish?", You say "Why?" and I say
"watch me make you agog in opened mouth wonder while I make you wet like a fish!" Very rude I know, not particularly clever but you get the jist of what I want to do to and with you very soon!
Awaiting Your Wetness,
XAllgoodX
I know, I know! The chatup lines haven't been up to the usually high standard.
Been under a lot of stress this week and you caught me on a bad night - was very drunk actually.
Will make it up to you.
How about a shag to as part of my de-stressing programme? Purely medicinal of course. I'll not enjoy it...unless of course you're very good!
Are you very good?
xAllgoodx
Been under a lot of stress this week and you caught me on a bad night - was very drunk actually.
Will make it up to you.
How about a shag to as part of my de-stressing programme? Purely medicinal of course. I'll not enjoy it...unless of course you're very good!
Are you very good?
xAllgoodx
Hey Allgood, Jags,
back for one day only! You two been having a domestic while I've been away?
You need those ruffled feathers smoothed Jags, light as a feather touch, full body coverage, lingering on those spots where it really feels good. No need to talk, your body will say what it wants. Hands smoothing, fingertips stroking and probing, tongue, well - everywhere.
lhk
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back for one day only! You two been having a domestic while I've been away?
You need those ruffled feathers smoothed Jags, light as a feather touch, full body coverage, lingering on those spots where it really feels good. No need to talk, your body will say what it wants. Hands smoothing, fingertips stroking and probing, tongue, well - everywhere.
lhk
x
Then allow me to suggest a cool shower, then lie on the bed under a ceiling fan while still wet, relax as the water evaporates slowly causing goose pimples and a nice all over body tingle.
And if that is not enough for you, take a small block of frozen water (or an ice cube if you have one) and apply liberally to all over heated areas of the body.
Finally, smooth the whole body with generous quantaties of exotically scented and reassuringly expensive moisturising cream. Use long, slow strokes to ensure the cream penetrates deeply. Hint: you may prefer to have someone do this for you, for maximum effect this treatment should involve two, or more, bodies working together.
Repeat as often as desired....
lhk
x
And if that is not enough for you, take a small block of frozen water (or an ice cube if you have one) and apply liberally to all over heated areas of the body.
Finally, smooth the whole body with generous quantaties of exotically scented and reassuringly expensive moisturising cream. Use long, slow strokes to ensure the cream penetrates deeply. Hint: you may prefer to have someone do this for you, for maximum effect this treatment should involve two, or more, bodies working together.
Repeat as often as desired....
lhk
x
Now there is a coincidence Jags, I took my own advice last night and was in that same world myself. It is amazing how aroused a woman can get without actually being touched. Just the feeling of a mans cool breath moving gently over her hot skin. What started as an innocent act to cool off after a hot day very soon turned into highly erotic and turbo charged foreplay. Never doubt the sexual power of not touching.
lhk
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lhk
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Kat and ALLGOOD!!!
Not touching is sometimes just as good as touching - think I've said this SO often here but the most sensual organ is the brain - hence my love of all this correspondence. It gets the brain fluid going, the cells start bouncing and then send the pleasure out to the extremities. Mmmm.. more cold water m'thinks. Specially as I got sent a really 'interesting' book from a dear dear lover which whets more than the appetite.
Jags
*Where the fuck is that Allgood??*
Not touching is sometimes just as good as touching - think I've said this SO often here but the most sensual organ is the brain - hence my love of all this correspondence. It gets the brain fluid going, the cells start bouncing and then send the pleasure out to the extremities. Mmmm.. more cold water m'thinks. Specially as I got sent a really 'interesting' book from a dear dear lover which whets more than the appetite.
Jags
*Where the fuck is that Allgood??*
My beloved is ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.
His head is as the most fine gold, his locks are bushy, and black as a raven.
His eyes are as the eyes of doves by the rivers of waters, washed with milk, and fitly set.
His cheeks are as a bed of spices, as sweet flowers: his lips like lilies, dropping sweet smelling myrrh.
His hands are as gold rings set with the beryl: his belly is as bright ivory overlaid with sapphires.
His legs are as pillars of marble, set upon sockets of fine gold: his countenance is as Lebanon, excellent as the cedars.
His mouth is most sweet: yea, he is altogether lovely. This is my beloved, and this is my friend.
Does that not churn your loins???
Jags x xx
His head is as the most fine gold, his locks are bushy, and black as a raven.
His eyes are as the eyes of doves by the rivers of waters, washed with milk, and fitly set.
His cheeks are as a bed of spices, as sweet flowers: his lips like lilies, dropping sweet smelling myrrh.
His hands are as gold rings set with the beryl: his belly is as bright ivory overlaid with sapphires.
His legs are as pillars of marble, set upon sockets of fine gold: his countenance is as Lebanon, excellent as the cedars.
His mouth is most sweet: yea, he is altogether lovely. This is my beloved, and this is my friend.
Does that not churn your loins???
Jags x xx
Yeah You Guys, I'm Back!
Admit it, you missed me? From the quality of some of the stuff you've been pumping out, you still need me!
Jags, this one's for you and it's heartfelt:
'License my roving hands, and let them go,
Before, behind, between, above, below.
O My America! My new-found-land,
My kingdom, safeliest when with one man manned,
My mine of precious stones, my emperie,
How blest am I in this discovering thee!'
(Jags, I can't believe I sent you that on-forum!)
The above is an extract from one of the greatest (in my opinion) and rudest love poems of all time, by one of the most wonderful (in my humble opinion!) love poets I've ever read.
The first person to name the poet and the poem will be treated to a session of mind-blowing oral sex of the like that could only be imagined!
Over to You!!!
xAllgood's Back and Still Baaaaaaad!x
Admit it, you missed me? From the quality of some of the stuff you've been pumping out, you still need me!
Jags, this one's for you and it's heartfelt:
'License my roving hands, and let them go,
Before, behind, between, above, below.
O My America! My new-found-land,
My kingdom, safeliest when with one man manned,
My mine of precious stones, my emperie,
How blest am I in this discovering thee!'
(Jags, I can't believe I sent you that on-forum!)
The above is an extract from one of the greatest (in my opinion) and rudest love poems of all time, by one of the most wonderful (in my humble opinion!) love poets I've ever read.
The first person to name the poet and the poem will be treated to a session of mind-blowing oral sex of the like that could only be imagined!
Over to You!!!
xAllgood's Back and Still Baaaaaaad!x
Allgood, you should be careful about making rash promises. you could really be in big big trouble now. JD was always a wizard with words. Especially when talking about his lady friends.
Welcome back! I didn't miss you a bit, but Jags was asking where the fuck are you. and sandie was most definitely asking if he could fill in for you.
lhk
Welcome back! I didn't miss you a bit, but Jags was asking where the fuck are you. and sandie was most definitely asking if he could fill in for you.
lhk