Now there's a thought to brighten my dull grey morning - Allgood giving Pete prolonged oral sex!!!! Not my style but if it floats your boat.....
Thanks for the wonderful words Allgood. Actually I'm quite huffed that you would think that I don't know the work /words of the great John Donne, one of England's greatest poets!! My dad always said 'if you think education is expensive try ignorance'.
Can I claim the prize instead???? Show me what you're made of Allgood - rats and snails and puppy dog tails???
Jags
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I think Allgood v Kat for your affections Jags.
The only way to avoid a battle is to go for a threesome
:wink: :wink:
I have to bail out off to Grenada in the West Indies for 3 weeks.
So I leave with a battle cry
:evil: :evil: :evil:
Take it away Henry:-
Once more unto the breach dear friends once more or close the wall up with our English dead. In peace there is nothing more becomes a man but modesty stillness and humility.
When the blast of war blow in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger. Stiffen the sinnews summon up the blood disguise faire nature with hard favoured rage then lend the eye a terrible aspect ,let it pry through the portage of the head like a brass cannon.
Willy Shakes speare
I think Allgood v Kat for your affections Jags.
The only way to avoid a battle is to go for a threesome
:wink: :wink: I have to bail out off to Grenada in the West Indies for 3 weeks.
So I leave with a battle cry
:evil: :evil: :evil: Take it away Henry:-
Once more unto the breach dear friends once more or close the wall up with our English dead. In peace there is nothing more becomes a man but modesty stillness and humility.
When the blast of war blow in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger. Stiffen the sinnews summon up the blood disguise faire nature with hard favoured rage then lend the eye a terrible aspect ,let it pry through the portage of the head like a brass cannon.
Willy Shakes speare
Doesn't float my boat Jags, but if ever I was going to be tempted - that was the moment. Just to see that look of northern smugness replaced replaced by shock and horror! And to rub it in - I would have to bring a good book to read - perhaps an anthology of poems by the great man himself. Oh the irony! 
I'd need something to pass the time. - He is probably crap Jags, besides, I am not sure I can see him doing anything for long that would prevent him talking!
C'mon Allgood, Jags has one the prize, name the time and place so she can collect. Unless she gets a better offer....
Prove me wrong, dare you, or are you really a closet southerner?
lhk
(thought I would try the ego attack strategy Jags)
I'd need something to pass the time. - He is probably crap Jags, besides, I am not sure I can see him doing anything for long that would prevent him talking!
C'mon Allgood, Jags has one the prize, name the time and place so she can collect. Unless she gets a better offer....
Prove me wrong, dare you, or are you really a closet southerner?
lhk
(thought I would try the ego attack strategy Jags)
Perhaps I should come clean on this North/South rivalry bit. And to maintain the current historical theme.
My family seat is actually Bo’ness, no, not your Boness Jags, the one in Mid Lothian, Scotland. On my mothers side, descendants of a sept of the Clan Douglas from the modern Strathclyde region, which now includes Renfrewshire where the great William Wallace was born, and Lanark where he led the attack on the English Garrison and skinned the Sheriff to make a belt for his mighty broadsword (or was that she sheriff of Stirling – skinned one of them anyway). (purists can argue over the exact details). They now reside close to Stirling where Wallace joined Andrew Moray and with a rag tag army of highland clansmen destroyed the English army under Earl Warenne, (now which army was that – of course, the Army of the North, full of those tough talking northerners – boy did they look silly)., and Bannockburn, where Scottish Patriots under Robert the Bruce, exhausted and starving, charged the field, fought like warrior poets, and won their freedom from tyranny.
On my fathers side, descendants of the Irish Gypsies including one Margaret Thompson burned at the stake for witchcraft (which is where the dark brooding good looks come from, and Jags, that touch of magic wildness you so appreciate), (Also an unfortunately large and blobby nose, but we will skip quickly passed that bit). Driven from their traditional homelands by who else? The English.. And so, given my Celtic heritage I have dedicated my life to wandering the homelands of the Englishman, taking their money, despoiling their women and deflowering their virgins. Done quite well on the first one, only ever despoiled one woman and never managed a deflowering. (note to Kat – Must try harder at despoiling and deflowering) (Further note – bit old for deflowering – put all efforts into despoiling).
Hope that clears up any misunderstandings.
Now I am going to duck before any historical buffs tear my missive apart. Please, allow me some artistic licence otherwise I am left with. "My family are from Scotland."
Lhk
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My family seat is actually Bo’ness, no, not your Boness Jags, the one in Mid Lothian, Scotland. On my mothers side, descendants of a sept of the Clan Douglas from the modern Strathclyde region, which now includes Renfrewshire where the great William Wallace was born, and Lanark where he led the attack on the English Garrison and skinned the Sheriff to make a belt for his mighty broadsword (or was that she sheriff of Stirling – skinned one of them anyway). (purists can argue over the exact details). They now reside close to Stirling where Wallace joined Andrew Moray and with a rag tag army of highland clansmen destroyed the English army under Earl Warenne, (now which army was that – of course, the Army of the North, full of those tough talking northerners – boy did they look silly)., and Bannockburn, where Scottish Patriots under Robert the Bruce, exhausted and starving, charged the field, fought like warrior poets, and won their freedom from tyranny.
On my fathers side, descendants of the Irish Gypsies including one Margaret Thompson burned at the stake for witchcraft (which is where the dark brooding good looks come from, and Jags, that touch of magic wildness you so appreciate), (Also an unfortunately large and blobby nose, but we will skip quickly passed that bit). Driven from their traditional homelands by who else? The English.. And so, given my Celtic heritage I have dedicated my life to wandering the homelands of the Englishman, taking their money, despoiling their women and deflowering their virgins. Done quite well on the first one, only ever despoiled one woman and never managed a deflowering. (note to Kat – Must try harder at despoiling and deflowering) (Further note – bit old for deflowering – put all efforts into despoiling).
Hope that clears up any misunderstandings.
Now I am going to duck before any historical buffs tear my missive apart. Please, allow me some artistic licence otherwise I am left with. "My family are from Scotland."
Lhk
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You never cease to amaze me... I was in Bo'ness on Monday night, was in a lovely B&B with views over the Firth of Forth to Fife. And I know (and love) Lanark well and hail from the west coast myself. This is not flirtatious but interesting - as for the sept, I'll need to consult my brother who is a 'renonwed' geneaologist who has written many books about Scottish. Small world or what!
This will need thinking about and demands a fuller reply, meanwhile you might just recognise this:
"For we fight not for glory, no riches, no honours, but for freedom alone, which no good man gives up except with his life."
Jags
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This will need thinking about and demands a fuller reply, meanwhile you might just recognise this:
"For we fight not for glory, no riches, no honours, but for freedom alone, which no good man gives up except with his life."
Jags
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Spooky
Declaration of Arbroath, 1320? (have to confess - looked it up). Perhaps we should continue this elsewhere?
I have an aunt who lives in Newcastle.... You don't think - God no! that would be too freaky! Yeuch!
Mind you, I did see a user name once that I thought was my sister - The first four letters were her exact initials and two numbers at the end her age. checked the profile and it was a bloke. That was pretty scary. Anybody ever met anyone they know in here? - unexpectedly.
lhk
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Declaration of Arbroath, 1320? (have to confess - looked it up). Perhaps we should continue this elsewhere?
I have an aunt who lives in Newcastle.... You don't think - God no! that would be too freaky! Yeuch!
Mind you, I did see a user name once that I thought was my sister - The first four letters were her exact initials and two numbers at the end her age. checked the profile and it was a bloke. That was pretty scary. Anybody ever met anyone they know in here? - unexpectedly.
lhk
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You had to look it up??? Tut tut... I thought the Declaration of Abroath would be etched on your brain!!! I was in NYC this April when even the Yanks celebrated the anniversary on 06 April - they call it Tartan Day but I don't care - there was me and 7,000 men in kilts marching up 6th Avenue in the drizzle - could almost have been Glasgow and I was almost in heaven!
And NO - I am not your aunt.. my only nephews are in Oz and much younger than you.
I haven't yet met anyone I know in here - in fact only ever met one person from here and he was from miles and miles away so it was safe - not sure if I'd ever want to meet someone from my area - too risky!
Jags x x
I was in NYC this April when even the Yanks celebrated the anniversary on 06 April - they call it Tartan Day but I don't care - there was me and 7,000 men in kilts marching up 6th Avenue in the drizzle - could almost have been Glasgow and I was almost in heaven!And NO - I am not your aunt.. my only nephews are in Oz and much younger than you.
I haven't yet met anyone I know in here - in fact only ever met one person from here and he was from miles and miles away so it was safe - not sure if I'd ever want to meet someone from my area - too risky!
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Kat , Jags you guys are scarying me now!
The possibility that you could be related is frighteningly probable! Just think, if you two were to get down and get nasty it would be like...no, no, no, it doesn't bear thinking about!
, like male-male oral sex doesn't do it for me, regardless what you think about my earlier challenge, Kat . In fact Kat , I find it slightly worrying that you were almost tempted to indulge in such an activity in the hope that it would a) stop me talking and b) deflate what you refered to as my Northern smugness! That aside, I actually like you - probably because your gene pool has been improved by your Northern origins!
I would probably have liked you a lot more if you hadn't implied that I might be some sort of 'closet Southerner'!
If you knew more about me (which you won't - unlike yourself, the Wonderful Jags, etc - I give little to nothing away about myself and those I care for on-forum; but I reckon you already guessed that!) you would know how miffed I would be at such a suggestion! Not too offended in your case though, you are an adopted Softie Southerner after all!
Jags, it's going to happen!
Watch this space next week for my on-forum proposal! Can't make it before then 'cos i've got a lot on and need to make some arrangements.
If you accept any other offers before then don't forget to post it in the 'Erotic Stories ' section. If you don't satisfy me, at least satisfy the voyeur in me!
Allgood
The possibility that you could be related is frighteningly probable! Just think, if you two were to get down and get nasty it would be like...no, no, no, it doesn't bear thinking about!
, like male-male oral sex doesn't do it for me, regardless what you think about my earlier challenge, Kat . In fact Kat , I find it slightly worrying that you were almost tempted to indulge in such an activity in the hope that it would a) stop me talking and b) deflate what you refered to as my Northern smugness! That aside, I actually like you - probably because your gene pool has been improved by your Northern origins!
I would probably have liked you a lot more if you hadn't implied that I might be some sort of 'closet Southerner'!
If you knew more about me (which you won't - unlike yourself, the Wonderful Jags, etc - I give little to nothing away about myself and those I care for on-forum; but I reckon you already guessed that!) you would know how miffed I would be at such a suggestion! Not too offended in your case though, you are an adopted Softie Southerner after all!
Jags, it's going to happen!
Watch this space next week for my on-forum proposal! Can't make it before then 'cos i've got a lot on and need to make some arrangements.
If you accept any other offers before then don't forget to post it in the 'Erotic Stories ' section. If you don't satisfy me, at least satisfy the voyeur in me!
Allgood
Allgood - you are first in the queue (not convinced there is a queue!) so if it's going to happen it's going to happen with you - lover lover!!! Can't wait, don't want to wait.
*Let's see if Allgood's cock is as big as his mouth*
Think that Kat and I have sorted out that we are NOT related, NOT going to meet and ARE going to be friends (of a sort). You, my dearest Allgood ARE going to be more if you ever ever ever get your tackle into gear!!
Jags x xx x
*Let's see if Allgood's cock is as big as his mouth*
Think that Kat and I have sorted out that we are NOT related, NOT going to meet and ARE going to be friends (of a sort). You, my dearest Allgood ARE going to be more if you ever ever ever get your tackle into gear!!
Jags x xx x
Allgood,
I shall refrain from casting any further aspersions (somebody spell check that for me) upon your character only as long as you continue to make progress towards fulfilling the desires of the ever patient and very horny Jags, who I am sure has delights planned for you which will tansport you to a land where North, South, East and West do not exist.
And Jags, never say never. Now that we have established that we are not related, despite some spooky coincidences, never say never, we may yet have a chance to fulfill Allgoods voyeuristic fantasies.
lhk
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I shall refrain from casting any further aspersions (somebody spell check that for me) upon your character only as long as you continue to make progress towards fulfilling the desires of the ever patient and very horny Jags, who I am sure has delights planned for you which will tansport you to a land where North, South, East and West do not exist.
And Jags, never say never. Now that we have established that we are not related, despite some spooky coincidences, never say never, we may yet have a chance to fulfill Allgoods voyeuristic fantasies.
lhk
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