Was thinking about the problems that face people today. Teenage pregnancy, drugs, drink, debt, sexual transmitted infections etc etc etc.
So I got to thinking about how to cure these problems.
My favourite is a cure for teenage pregnancy.
Give all girls aged from 13, vibrators. Lets face it. They are having sex, at 13, with a 13 year old boy. How good can it be? We all remember what it was like first time. Crap, hurt, and the guy had no clue. (OK, not for everyone, but mainly I'm guessing).
So we give them vibrators, they find out what sex is all about, they dont go near boys for a good few years. No more teenage pregnancies!!!
This is a tongue in cheek thread, I mean no serious or offence by it.
So in a purely tongue in cheek way, what cures can you think of for modern day problems!?!
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Take away all warbing signs.....that way only a select race of people who look where they are going will survive!
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Quote by flower411
Take away all warbing signs.....that way only a select race of people who look where they are going will survive!
What`s a warbing ?
its something that occurs when someone tries to write warning whilst watching tv
should i read my posts?
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No.
thank you :kiss:
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could stop the drink and drive problem at christmas - BAN CHRISTMAS!
teenage pregnancy, put em all on the pill from 12 lol and bring back things for teenages to do after all if they have things to do thats legal and can be kept busy wudnt that help the problem
ban all cars and improve bus and train services
write off the third world debt
banish football and give the cash to the needy
give everyone a lesson in how things used to be without telly and central heating microwaves telephones and pcs i think that might just help the divorse rate a little
(how many people could actually admit to live without these things now be honest)
ban all ready meals and takeaways to solve the obesity problems and go back to making dinners from scratch
bring back communities that help each other out
wudnt the world be a nicer place
ban all cars and improve bus and train services
write off the third world debt
banish football and give the cash to the needy
give everyone a lesson in how things used to be without telly and central heating microwaves telephones and pcs i think that might just help the divorse rate a little
(how many people could actually admit to live without these things now be honest)
ban all ready meals and takeaways to solve the obesity problems and go back to making dinners from scratch
bring back communities that help each other out
wudnt the world be a nicer place
Quote by Ukwineman
ban central heating and televisions then people would be forced to talk to each other, cuddle for warmth and maybe even make love once in a while.
:thumbup: The TV is a killer of the convo. As a couple we quite often turn off the TV, open a bottle of wine (or two) and talk til the early hours about anything and nothing!
Quote by jaymar
ban central heating and televisions then people would be forced to talk to each other, cuddle for warmth and maybe even make love once in a while.
:thumbup: The TV is a killer of the convo. As a couple we quite often turn off the TV, open a bottle of wine (or two) and talk til the early hours about anything and nothing!
well it played a part im my marriage problems i can say, bloody soaps.
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Ban smoking!
Well I've said it before, but noone realised at that time that I didn't mean that I thought it would actually happen! i wish we did have a 'tongue in cheek' smilie sometimes!
m xx
Well I've said it before, but noone realised at that time that I didn't mean that I thought it would actually happen! i wish we did have a 'tongue in cheek' smilie sometimes!
m xx
Ban anyone who wants to be a politican!! Its always amazed us how people are placed into positions within various governments throughout the world with naff all experience!!.. 
So lets get teachers in control of the education ministry, doctors and nurses in at the ministry of health, and a selection of professional drivers (train, truck, bus etc) up at the ministry of Transport.
Maybe with governments filled with people who have been working at the broken end of the bottle some logical and rash laws can be made!!!... ahh well, tis but a dream... (crawls back into wine bottle..)
So lets get teachers in control of the education ministry, doctors and nurses in at the ministry of health, and a selection of professional drivers (train, truck, bus etc) up at the ministry of Transport.
Maybe with governments filled with people who have been working at the broken end of the bottle some logical and rash laws can be made!!!... ahh well, tis but a dream... (crawls back into wine bottle..)
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Quote by dekntan
ban all cars and improve bus and train services
write off the third world debt
banish football and give the cash to the needy
give everyone a lesson in how things used to be without telly and central heating microwaves telephones and pcs i think that might just help the divorse rate a little
(how many people could actually admit to live without these things now be honest)
ban all ready meals and takeaways to solve the obesity problems and go back to making dinners from scratch
bring back communities that help each other out
wudnt the world be a nicer place
Err.. more people like Tanya in this world would definitely make it a better place!
Lonni xxx
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Quote by dekntan
banish football and give the cash to the needy
if you even consider taking away football from me.. so help you i am going to have to ban women from taking us poor blokes shopping (especially when it is for shoes and boots) and asking us "if you look good in this" when you already know what the answer is....
:) :) Quote by fabio
banish football and give the cash to the needy
if you even consider taking away football from me.. so help you i am going to have to ban women from taking us poor blokes shopping (especially when it is for shoes and boots) and asking us "if you look good in this" when you already know what the answer is....
:) :)shopping thats what ya call a sport
:D and us women shop better with our girlfriends anyway lol were better at finding all the sexiest gear and the biggest bargains :shock: 