Is it me or are the single male posts in that forum getting increasingly desperate sounding and ridiculous?
It should almost be renamed the "single males post a ridiculous advert so that cafe posters can have some sport" forum :P
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No, it's not just you - they areally are getting sillier and sillier.... 
I think there are a proportion of guys on this site that evolution has missed completely....
Homo Erectus (no pun intended
) is still alive and well and living on Swinging Heaven....... quick change evolutionary theory before anyone notices.... :shock:
Ooops, just went into geek mode for a second there..... :shock:
OK, back now.................
They wonder why people take the piss, but if you didn't laugh you'd crack totally.....
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I think there are a proportion of guys on this site that evolution has missed completely....
Homo Erectus (no pun intended
) is still alive and well and living on Swinging Heaven....... quick change evolutionary theory before anyone notices.... :shock: Ooops, just went into geek mode for a second there..... :shock:
OK, back now.................
They wonder why people take the piss, but if you didn't laugh you'd crack totally.....
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I know what you mean. I'm especially amused by the ones moaning about not having had a woman for days/a week/a fortnight - I mean, really! I love sex as much as the next red-blooded sex-addict, but even I'm not climbing up the walls if I go a fortnight without (which is most fortnights, FWIW).
Maybe it's just more people joining the site and diving in to see what happens.
Maybe it's just more people joining the site and diving in to see what happens.
Orgasminator
Quote by roger743
I love sex as much as the next red-blooded sex-addict, but even I'm not climbing up the walls if I go a fortnight without (which is most fortnights, FWIW).
A fortnight I wish ...... try 6 months :cry:
The WHOOSH Man
: Sex God
Maybe it's fair point when guys moan about not having sex for 2 weeks............
If I don't have sex for two weeks, I'm not just whinging, I'm going.......
CRAZY!
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
(definately, the paint fumes are getting to me :eeek: )
If I don't have sex for two weeks, I'm not just whinging, I'm going.......
CRAZY!
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
(definately, the paint fumes are getting to me :eeek: )
Orgasminator
There's the matter of life and death
"I urgently need to lick pussy"
"I desperately need sex, I haven't had any for weeks"
The tantrum throwers
"I WANT a woman"
"I WANT a shag now"
Or the old dead cert
"I'm bored, anyone fancy a shag?"
"I urgently need to lick pussy"
"I desperately need sex, I haven't had any for weeks"
The tantrum throwers
"I WANT a woman"
"I WANT a shag now"
Or the old dead cert
"I'm bored, anyone fancy a shag?"
Orgasminator
Quote by sussexguy
"I'm bored, anyone fancy a shag?"
Why on earth would anyong wanna shag a board .....
Loads of lube are required & those damn splinters hurt!!!
The WHOOSH Man
thread hijack ... apologies chairman miaow ..
SussexGuy .... this letter I think was mistakenly addressed to me ;)
Dear Mr Sussexguy,
I write to you to claim compensation on my severe carpet burns ....
Having been hypnotised by your avatar or a few weeks now, MrKamaSutra and I decided to have a go ourselves .....
Things were going well upto about the 7th position and we were heartily congratulating ourselves on successfully achieving, what I understand in the Sexual Olympic Games, is called the thrust, twist and turn maneuovre ... I understand attempting this in competitive scenes is indeed worthy of a Gold medal immediately.
You can understand our dismay however, when attempting the jump fly and thrust, when upon entry it was clear that my fragile bones were not going to support the 20stone weight or my partner ... and that the target he was aiming for actually fell a few inches lower than the one he found :shock:
In the complete shock, I fell to my knees and gained significant carpet burns on the aforesaid knees, elbows and nose.
I have since found out that the aforementioned avatar is not part of the official Sexual Olympic Games and so have no claim from compensation from them .... and am dismayed that upon submission for a claim was met by derision and what can only be described as hysterical laughter.
I do declare that your avatar should come with a health warning !!!
Yours bruisedly
MrsKamasutra
SussexGuy .... this letter I think was mistakenly addressed to me ;)
Dear Mr Sussexguy,
I write to you to claim compensation on my severe carpet burns ....
Having been hypnotised by your avatar or a few weeks now, MrKamaSutra and I decided to have a go ourselves .....
Things were going well upto about the 7th position and we were heartily congratulating ourselves on successfully achieving, what I understand in the Sexual Olympic Games, is called the thrust, twist and turn maneuovre ... I understand attempting this in competitive scenes is indeed worthy of a Gold medal immediately.
You can understand our dismay however, when attempting the jump fly and thrust, when upon entry it was clear that my fragile bones were not going to support the 20stone weight or my partner ... and that the target he was aiming for actually fell a few inches lower than the one he found :shock:
In the complete shock, I fell to my knees and gained significant carpet burns on the aforesaid knees, elbows and nose.
I have since found out that the aforementioned avatar is not part of the official Sexual Olympic Games and so have no claim from compensation from them .... and am dismayed that upon submission for a claim was met by derision and what can only be described as hysterical laughter.
I do declare that your avatar should come with a health warning !!!
Yours bruisedly
MrsKamasutra
Orgasminator
Quote by Calista
I do declare that your avatar should come with a health warning !!!
As requested, one health warning.
Quote by corriefem
CM
Lets Meet Up is like TV no one forces you to watch TV programmes and same with reading posts in lets meet up. I think sometimes people post just to get reactions as I cant believe they are really believing that people will reply.
Very true, but I can't resist reading them - it's definitely a case "car crash forum posting" :)
That's a good point actually - can any single males here vouch for having received a response from a Lets Meet Up posting, ridiculous or otherwise? I've often wondered this when I read them!
CM
Quote by DreamerHelen
We only replied because you're so gorgeous Dave.....and hung like a donkey (or so I've heard)
Ty DreamerHelen but I was talking about the PM's and not the nice people (that includes you hun) who kept bumping it to the top so it was seen for longer. I appreciated all the help by you guys from the munch.
Dave_Notts
PS It was mouse not donkey
ops: Orgasminator
OK, I know this is going to go against a lot of the ideals that are posted but....
The actual act of swinging is about the sex, I have to say that in my circa 20 years as a swinger most of the meets and plays have been arainged via a few email/photo exchanges and a mutual physical attraction has played a major part in both myself and the other parties decesion to at least meet and see where we go from there; the actual personality of the other party really cannot be gathered in a few exchanges or socal meets.
Making genuine friends with the people I've played with has always been something that has happend post event, especially as I guess I've been lucky in that i've had repeat visits so to speak and even now I have people in my msn from years ago and although we're unlikely to play again we've remained friends.
There are times when I feel like posting a "wanashag" post, but that usualy passes, lol.
There is however a difference, I feel, between a wanashag post on a swingers site and going down the pub on the pull... Although there is a huge (visual) disparity between males and females on sites such as this, at least a respondant to a wanashag will know what they are letting themselves in for; down the pub there is more likely to be an underlying idea that a one off is going to become more... The greatest thing about meeting or making contact via a swingers site is that people are not going to be offended by a "thanks but no thanks" because people can be honest about the physical attraction.
Someone might be the nicest person in the world, but if there isnt an "mmmm" factor its not going to work in general; there are excpetions but they tend to be rare... I know people who have been great friends and physically "not each others types," but have eventually got together in long term relationships finding that they have become mutually physically attracted to each other.
Where I feel saddened is that there are a lot of people that play using Viagra to overcome the lack of physical attraction or to enhance thier "performance" making swinging less of a sexual click and more of a sport.
That said, I have used them myself briefly after having suffered from performance angst when I was swinging with my ex as we had ended up talking ourselves into swinging on an ocasion where there was only a one sided attraction instead of being honest and agreeing that we wouldnt play.... I personaly loved seeing her with the guy, but felt that I had to play with the woman and there just wasnt the click so the old man didnt arise to the ocasion. I've never been one to have sex with anyone I didnt actually fancy apart from that time. The result was that I was so worried it would fail again that the very thought was enough to block the normal erectile response... Hence with a play with some very good friends we agreed that I should use V, the second time we played with the same couple I didnt feel the need to use it.
While I still worry that with any play, or new partner, that the same may happen I know that if there is a physical click there then no one is going to worry about the penitration side of things and after a while things will stur in a relaxed sexually attracted environment so I am, and have always been (bar the above), very choosy with who I have sex with.
While the wannashags are visualy always men, I know a few women that are just as bad but they do the wanashag in a different way... usualy by replying to such adverts, or by simply going out on the pull... A woman can be far more "subtle," that she's horny and wants sex, clothes, stance, perfume, makeup, etc.... is there any real difference between using thoes subtlties and just coming out and saying "I want a shag?"
With a good friend of mine I can always tell when shes out wether she is looking to have a good laugh and if she pulls she pulls, or if she is out to specifically to pull with having a good laugh being a means to an end purely by the clothes and makeup she uses, and the fact with one she doesnt wear purfume, the other she does.
Oh well, I've rambled and stood up for the wanashags enough... Time to get a wash, then out for a few jars and a extra hot chilly sauce kebab and chips at the end of the night, lol.
The actual act of swinging is about the sex, I have to say that in my circa 20 years as a swinger most of the meets and plays have been arainged via a few email/photo exchanges and a mutual physical attraction has played a major part in both myself and the other parties decesion to at least meet and see where we go from there; the actual personality of the other party really cannot be gathered in a few exchanges or socal meets.
Making genuine friends with the people I've played with has always been something that has happend post event, especially as I guess I've been lucky in that i've had repeat visits so to speak and even now I have people in my msn from years ago and although we're unlikely to play again we've remained friends.
There are times when I feel like posting a "wanashag" post, but that usualy passes, lol.
There is however a difference, I feel, between a wanashag post on a swingers site and going down the pub on the pull... Although there is a huge (visual) disparity between males and females on sites such as this, at least a respondant to a wanashag will know what they are letting themselves in for; down the pub there is more likely to be an underlying idea that a one off is going to become more... The greatest thing about meeting or making contact via a swingers site is that people are not going to be offended by a "thanks but no thanks" because people can be honest about the physical attraction.
Someone might be the nicest person in the world, but if there isnt an "mmmm" factor its not going to work in general; there are excpetions but they tend to be rare... I know people who have been great friends and physically "not each others types," but have eventually got together in long term relationships finding that they have become mutually physically attracted to each other.
Where I feel saddened is that there are a lot of people that play using Viagra to overcome the lack of physical attraction or to enhance thier "performance" making swinging less of a sexual click and more of a sport.
That said, I have used them myself briefly after having suffered from performance angst when I was swinging with my ex as we had ended up talking ourselves into swinging on an ocasion where there was only a one sided attraction instead of being honest and agreeing that we wouldnt play.... I personaly loved seeing her with the guy, but felt that I had to play with the woman and there just wasnt the click so the old man didnt arise to the ocasion. I've never been one to have sex with anyone I didnt actually fancy apart from that time. The result was that I was so worried it would fail again that the very thought was enough to block the normal erectile response... Hence with a play with some very good friends we agreed that I should use V, the second time we played with the same couple I didnt feel the need to use it.
While I still worry that with any play, or new partner, that the same may happen I know that if there is a physical click there then no one is going to worry about the penitration side of things and after a while things will stur in a relaxed sexually attracted environment so I am, and have always been (bar the above), very choosy with who I have sex with.
While the wannashags are visualy always men, I know a few women that are just as bad but they do the wanashag in a different way... usualy by replying to such adverts, or by simply going out on the pull... A woman can be far more "subtle," that she's horny and wants sex, clothes, stance, perfume, makeup, etc.... is there any real difference between using thoes subtlties and just coming out and saying "I want a shag?"
With a good friend of mine I can always tell when shes out wether she is looking to have a good laugh and if she pulls she pulls, or if she is out to specifically to pull with having a good laugh being a means to an end purely by the clothes and makeup she uses, and the fact with one she doesnt wear purfume, the other she does.
Oh well, I've rambled and stood up for the wanashags enough... Time to get a wash, then out for a few jars and a extra hot chilly sauce kebab and chips at the end of the night, lol.
Orgasminator
Quote by Dave__Notts
CM
Yes I can confirm that a single guy can get replies and meets from a Lets Meet Up post. Could have something to do with my 34 four leaf clovers and 72 rabbit feet.
I do feel lucky that people took the time to read the post and even luckier that they replied.
Dave_Notts
Not very lucky for the rabbits tho was it
:lol: :lol: :lol: 