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I might just sit here and dribble..tis my fave pastime today smile
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Nah!! He's been weaned on Irn Bru - made from girders!! If I push him out of bed he'd crack in two...

ffs Jags Im sitting here with a full glass of Irn Bru as I type lol lol
How the feck did you know :shock:

True to type... living in a but 'n' ben and sitting on a bucket too???
rolleyes rolleyes
Well ok then since you asked.....I love to be fucked while my wrists are either being held by one hand over my head or they are bound by my favourite handcuffs........it's soooo horny. Do you think maybe I might be a little sub?
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I might just sit here and dribble..tis my fave pastime today smile

didnt realise you played football lol
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Do you think maybe I might be a little sub?

Ok Fire you can go down on me then lol lol
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Well ok then since you asked.....I love to be fucked while my wrists are either being held by one hand over my head or they are bound by my favourite handcuffs........it's soooo horny. Do you think maybe I might be a little sub?

No, just a lot sexy!!
My black rope may just have to come out of retirement... if Mal and Sarah have sent it back to me??
whip whip
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I might just sit here and dribble..tis my fave pastime today smile

didnt realise you played football lol
I couldnt walk straight for days :shock:
lp
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Do you think maybe I might be a little sub?

Ok Fire you can go down on me then lol lol
Well according to hearsay I could hardly go up to you could I confused lol
Quote by firelizard
Well according to hearsay I could hardly go up to you could I confused lol

Yep im afraid you can Fire cos im taller than you woohoooooooooo Im taller than someone... ya fecking dancer lol lol lol
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I might just sit here and dribble..tis my fave pastime today smile

didnt realise you played football lol
I couldnt walk straight for days :shock:
lp
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Quote by __random_orbit__
I might just sit here and dribble..tis my fave pastime today smile

didnt realise you played football lol
I couldnt walk straight for days :shock:
lpCBT...nice work if you can get it :twisted:
Quote by firelizard
Well ok then since you asked.....I love to be fucked while my wrists are either being held by one hand over my head or they are bound by my favourite handcuffs........it's soooo horny. Do you think maybe I might be a little sub?

Erm, Fire, what have you been on? Somethings loosened your lips!
And for the record, you've now made me start humming "yellow submarine" rolleyes
Quote by Warmer
I might just sit here and dribble..tis my fave pastime today smile

didnt realise you played football lol
I couldnt walk straight for days :shock:
lpCBT...nice work if you can get it :twisted:
keeps A&E busy anyway...
now then... who's for a bite?
I've completely forgotten what thread Im in!
lp
Quote by woohoo

Well according to hearsay I could hardly go up to you could I confused lol

Yep im afraid you can Fire cos im taller than you woohoooooooooo Im taller than someone... ya fecking dancer lol lol lol
Oh bollox rolleyes
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Well ok then since you asked.....I love to be fucked while my wrists are either being held by one hand over my head or they are bound by my favourite handcuffs........it's soooo horny. Do you think maybe I might be a little sub?

Erm, Fire, what have you been on? Somethings loosened your lips!
And for the record, you've now made me start humming "yellow submarine" rolleyes
It's bluddy lethal that Tetley's lol
Quote by firelizard
Well ok then since you asked.....I love to be fucked while my wrists are either being held by one hand over my head or they are bound by my favourite handcuffs........it's soooo horny. Do you think maybe I might be a little sub?

Erm, Fire, what have you been on? Somethings loosened your lips!
And for the record, you've now made me start humming "yellow submarine" rolleyes
It's bluddy lethal that Tetley's lol
Why do I just know she's referring to the Tea- not the beer rolleyes
Quote by winchwench
Well ok then since you asked.....I love to be fucked while my wrists are either being held by one hand over my head or they are bound by my favourite handcuffs........it's soooo horny. Do you think maybe I might be a little sub?

Erm, Fire, what have you been on? Somethings loosened your lips!
And for the record, you've now made me start humming "yellow submarine" rolleyes
It's bluddy lethal that Tetley's lol
Why do I just know she's referring to the Tea- not the beer rolleyes
What else could it possibly be dunno and don't be silly..Tetley's beer ffs rolleyes as if!
While lp's stuffing his face.... :shock:
Choon steps up as Woohoo's relief ( rolleyes - sorry!).
Right who's next?
The BD sandwich was a bit tasty.
Choon gazes wistfully down the garden to his shed thinking 'If I was down there I'd be freezing me bollocks off!'. :undecided:
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Thanks for the fun thread wor Jags... wink
I had a very horny supper - compliments to the chef!
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Thanks for the fun thread wor Jags... wink
I had a very horny supper - compliments to the chef!

Yep, same as what Mar said.................except I had a horny breakfast
More, more, more
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Well ok then since you asked.....I love to be fucked while my wrists are either being held by one hand over my head or they are bound by my favourite handcuffs........it's soooo horny. Do you think maybe I might be a little sub?

No, just a lot sexy!!
My black rope may just have to come out of retirement... if Mal and Sarah have sent it back to me??
whip whip
We haven't got it, the black rope left here long ago, biggrin
I am sure it was handed back to you...
Off to check toy box!
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Thanks for the fun thread wor Jags... wink
I had a very horny supper - compliments to the chef!

Yep, same as what Mar said.................except I had a horny breakfast
More, more, more
defo wink
Nope def not here.
I 'think' it was gien back to you via a well known choccie bar wink
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Mods love sex - love talking dirty - love mucky - love dirty and love love love love love sex!

innocent
Just in case anyone missed this little gem of a statement by our own lovely Jags lol
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

Mods love sex - love talking dirty - love mucky - love dirty and love love love love love sex!

innocent
Just in case anyone missed this little gem of a statement by our own lovely Jags lol
Im listening!!!!! lol lol lol
Quote by Bonedigger

Mods love sex - love talking dirty - love mucky - love dirty and love love love love love sex!

innocent
Just in case anyone missed this little gem of a statement by our own lovely Jags lol
Im listening!!!!! lol lol lol
Sorry, Im in a ver naughty, wicked, silly mood and have been reliably told it is because Ive had to much cafine redface
Quote by Jags
Anyone want to talk dirty???
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Not sure I understand this thread - is SEX dirty?
Plim confused
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Not sure I understand this thread - is SEX dirty?
Plim confused

Ooooh yeah... well, the really dirty stuff is the fun stuff for sure!
Quote by noladreams30

Not sure I understand this thread - is SEX dirty?
Plim confused
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes Plim, but it all depends on who ya do it with :twisted

Ooooh yeah... well, the really dirty stuff is the fun stuff for sure!
ooohhhhhhhh yes MOST definately!!!
Quote by Bonedigger

Not sure I understand this thread - is SEX dirty?
Plim confused
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes Plim, but it all depends on who ya do it with :twisted

Ooooh yeah... well, the really dirty stuff is the fun stuff for sure!
ooohhhhhhhh yes MOST definately!!!

Mrs B... were we separated at birth?!
lol
Nola xx