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I might just sit here and dribble..tis my fave pastime today
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Quote by woohoo
Nah!! He's been weaned on Irn Bru - made from girders!! If I push him out of bed he'd crack in two...
ffs Jags Im sitting here with a full glass of Irn Bru as I type
:lol: How the feck did you know :shock:
True to type... living in a but 'n' ben and sitting on a bucket too???
:roll: 
Sex God
Well ok then since you asked.....I love to be fucked while my wrists are either being held by one hand over my head or they are bound by my favourite handcuffs........it's soooo horny. Do you think maybe I might be a little sub?
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Quote by Warmer
I might just sit here and dribble..tis my fave pastime today
didnt realise you played football
Mod
Quote by firelizard
Do you think maybe I might be a little sub?
Ok Fire you can go down on me then
:lol: Quote by firelizard
Well ok then since you asked.....I love to be fucked while my wrists are either being held by one hand over my head or they are bound by my favourite handcuffs........it's soooo horny. Do you think maybe I might be a little sub?
No, just a lot sexy!!
My black rope may just have to come out of retirement... if Mal and Sarah have sent it back to me??
:whip: 
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Quote by woohoo
Do you think maybe I might be a little sub?
Ok Fire you can go down on me then
:lol:Well according to hearsay I could hardly go up to you could I
:lol: Mod
Quote by firelizard
Well according to hearsay I could hardly go up to you could I
Yep im afraid you can Fire cos im taller than you woohoooooooooo Im taller than someone... ya fecking dancer :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Quote by __random_orbit__
I might just sit here and dribble..tis my fave pastime today
didnt realise you played football
I couldnt walk straight for days :shock:
lp
:therethere:
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Quote by __random_orbit__
I might just sit here and dribble..tis my fave pastime today
didnt realise you played football
I couldnt walk straight for days :shock:
lpCBT...nice work if you can get it :twisted:
Quote by firelizard
Well ok then since you asked.....I love to be fucked while my wrists are either being held by one hand over my head or they are bound by my favourite handcuffs........it's soooo horny. Do you think maybe I might be a little sub?
Erm, Fire, what have you been on? Somethings loosened your lips!
And for the record, you've now made me start humming "yellow submarine"
Quote by Warmer
I might just sit here and dribble..tis my fave pastime today
didnt realise you played football
I couldnt walk straight for days :shock:
lpCBT...nice work if you can get it :twisted:
keeps A&E busy anyway...
now then... who's for a bite?
I've completely forgotten what thread Im in!
lp
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Quote by woohoo
Well according to hearsay I could hardly go up to you could I
Yep im afraid you can Fire cos im taller than you woohoooooooooo Im taller than someone... ya fecking dancer :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh bollox
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Well ok then since you asked.....I love to be fucked while my wrists are either being held by one hand over my head or they are bound by my favourite handcuffs........it's soooo horny. Do you think maybe I might be a little sub?
Erm, Fire, what have you been on? Somethings loosened your lips!
And for the record, you've now made me start humming "yellow submarine"
It's bluddy lethal that Tetley's
Quote by firelizard
Well ok then since you asked.....I love to be fucked while my wrists are either being held by one hand over my head or they are bound by my favourite handcuffs........it's soooo horny. Do you think maybe I might be a little sub?
Erm, Fire, what have you been on? Somethings loosened your lips!
And for the record, you've now made me start humming "yellow submarine"
It's bluddy lethal that Tetley's
Why do I just know she's referring to the Tea- not the beer :roll:
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Well ok then since you asked.....I love to be fucked while my wrists are either being held by one hand over my head or they are bound by my favourite handcuffs........it's soooo horny. Do you think maybe I might be a little sub?
Erm, Fire, what have you been on? Somethings loosened your lips!
And for the record, you've now made me start humming "yellow submarine"
It's bluddy lethal that Tetley's
Why do I just know she's referring to the Tea- not the beer :roll:
What else could it possibly be
and don't be silly..Tetley's beer ffs :roll: as if! 
Sex God
While lp's stuffing his face.... :shock:
Choon steps up as Woohoo's relief ( - sorry!).
Right who's next?
The BD sandwich was a bit tasty.
Choon gazes wistfully down the garden to his shed thinking 'If I was down there I'd be freezing me bollocks off!'. :undecided:
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Choon steps up as Woohoo's relief (
- sorry!).Right who's next?
The BD sandwich was a bit tasty.
Choon gazes wistfully down the garden to his shed thinking 'If I was down there I'd be freezing me bollocks off!'. :undecided:
.
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Quote by Jags
Well ok then since you asked.....I love to be fucked while my wrists are either being held by one hand over my head or they are bound by my favourite handcuffs........it's soooo horny. Do you think maybe I might be a little sub?
No, just a lot sexy!!
My black rope may just have to come out of retirement... if Mal and Sarah have sent it back to me??
:whip:We haven't got it, the black rope left here long ago,
I am sure it was handed back to you...
Off to check toy box!
Sex God
Nope def not here.
I 'think' it was gien back to you via a well known choccie bar
I 'think' it was gien back to you via a well known choccie bar
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Quote by Jags
Mods love sex - love talking dirty - love mucky - love dirty and love love love love love sex!
Just in case anyone missed this little gem of a statement by our own lovely Jags
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Quote by Bonedigger
Mods love sex - love talking dirty - love mucky - love dirty and love love love love love sex!
Just in case anyone missed this little gem of a statement by our own lovely Jags
Im listening!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sorry, Im in a ver naughty, wicked, silly mood and have been reliably told it is because Ive had to much cafine
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Quote by Plimboy
Not sure I understand this thread - is SEX dirty?
Plim
Ooooh yeah... well, the really dirty stuff is the fun stuff for sure!
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Quote by Bonedigger
Not sure I understand this thread - is SEX dirty?
Plim
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes Plim, but it all depends on who ya do it with :twisted
Ooooh yeah... well, the really dirty stuff is the fun stuff for sure!
ooohhhhhhhh yes MOST definately!!!
Mrs B... were we separated at birth?!
Nola xx
