Lies your parents told you...

17 Jul 2007

Quote by Woody61161
my gran used to put butter on my head if i banged :D

Because National Health butter was cheaper than vaseline ;-)

17 Jul 2007

You're dad aint your dad, your the milkmans :shock:
im running away with a black man tomorrow so i need you to go play out while i pack rolleyes

your dads seeing a man about a dog confused

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alcohol is grown ups medicine :arrow:
father christmas leaves naughty children big spiders on their pillow :twisted:

17 Jul 2007

Quote by dekntan
father christmas leaves naughty children big spiders on their pillow

Jeeeez!!!

18 Jul 2007

my mum used to say to my very naughty sister "ill give you away to the gypsies" or "folly house" which was the kids home near us... no wonder she turned out so horrible!!
Suze xx

20 Sep 2008

How funny are some of these!?!
:giggle:

20 Sep 2008

Quote by Marya_Northeast
freckles are a sign of beauty.

They are!!!!

Quote by Marya_Northeast
If you are good lay, while you are sleeping the fairies will kiss you and it leave a freckle behind.

Sorry - couldn't resist! bolt

(spelt!!)

20 Sep 2008

My nan used to say my mom had run away with a black man whenever we used to ask where she was lol

If we were going out and asked where, it was always as far as turn back
And if we asked what was for tea? Bread and dripping. We never did have that so I always wondered what it was lol.
Bless my nan, I should remind her of these next time I see her, see if it sparks some recognition from her (she has Alzheimers :cry: )
*Her*

20 Sep 2008

I tell mine that mums know everything!!

20 Sep 2008

I have always said to my children if you tell lies you ears twitch. I look at my son when I feel he isnt telling me the whole truth and he grabs his ears! lol

20 Sep 2008

My nan told me that thunder was the angels moving their furniture around.
My mum said that thunder was the angels having their coal delivered.
I was rather young at the time!!!
Mrs 777 xxxxxx

20 Sep 2008

my daughter used to love the bath , but so much she wouldnt get out,i told her if she didnt get out when i pull the plug she would go down the hole.
my mum used to tell me not to take sweets off strangers as they wouldtry and kill me. i thought it ment the sweets were poisioned lol one day i was about 5 and on the bus with her, a sweet little old lady who i didnt know offered me a sweet, i politely refused, my mum thinking i was rude was pushing me to accept, i kept thinking "why do you want me to die?"
xx fem xx