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Life is Like a Cucumber.................

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gatoss
Forum Virgin
.............Just when you think you've got a firm grip on it, it shoots out of your hand and disappears straight up your arse! wink
anais
Sex God
Best intro Ive seen on the forum for years rotflmao
Unknown User
couldnt agree more - I think that is def how I feel today!
Well put!!!!!
Clubpartypeeps
Sexpert
But on the bright side, they do stay hard for a week......
Unknown User
I found mine today all shriveled - not a good look but I cut half of and the end was fine so showing even when things seem bad there is always a little life left out there to grab wink
tweeky
Sex God
When I read the thread title from the main cafe menu I thought "What life smells funny and tastes even worse?" Fucking hate cucumber lol
Sarah
Sex God
Well if you look in the photo gallery, it seems some have vanished in female parts! lol
Calista
Sex God
Quote by anais
Best intro Ive seen on the forum for years rotflmao

Agreed (wave)
Calista
noladreams
Sex God
A cucumber?!
Erm... I'd prefer an aubergine if we were going with vegetable metaphors. I like purple and shiny!
:welcome: to the forum, btw!
And wave hey Calista!
Calista
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
A cucumber?!
Erm... I'd prefer an aubergine if we were going with vegetable metaphors. I like purple and shiny!
:welcome: to the forum, btw!
And wave hey Calista!

:wave: Nola kiss
I can't say any vegetable or fruit has ever ap-peal-ed (pun intended) to me.
Am I missing out?
Cali
noladreams
Sex God
Me either Cali... but purple and shiny things? Yes please!
wink
Dave__Notts
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
Me either Cali... but purple and shiny things? Yes please!
wink

:eeek: runs off to hide his Ribena beanies bolt
Dave_Notts
anais
Sex God
Quote by Calista
Best intro Ive seen on the forum for years rotflmao

Agreed (wave)
Calista
wave Wooooooooohoooooooo :wave: nice to see ya Calista, how are ya :-)
Calista
Sex God
Quote by anais
Best intro Ive seen on the forum for years rotflmao

Agreed (wave)
Calista
wave Wooooooooohoooooooo :wave: nice to see ya Calista, how are ya :-)
:anais: I'm good thank you, how are you?
Big_Fraser
Orgasminator
Life is Like a Cucumber.................
....................Just when you think you've got a firm grip on it, it shoots out of your hand and disappears straight up your arse!

Is that why they call ass oral tossing salad? dunno
'gatoss' Certified by fraser as unlikely to be a dullard :haha: