Light cumer

29 Jun 2009

I was just thinking it was time to be honest in my advert, so here goes.

I am a light cumer, who will not fatigue any lady as with much individual practice I have successfully reduce my cuming time to 3 seconds. Nore will I discomfort said ladies as I am very small, both in length and width.

Would anyone care to follow

29 Jun 2009

Happy to oblige with oral sex, and have successfully mastered a technique involving David Bellamy style rummaging through the undergrowth, and / or vague, general slobbering over as large an area as possible between knee and navel in the hope of stumbling across an erogenous zone of some description at some point.
Feel free to cut'n'paste that into your ad if you want No, no need to thank me, you knock yaself out fella. smile

N x x x ;)

29 Jun 2009

29 Jun 2009

Quote by neilinleeds
Happy to oblige with oral sex, and have successfully mastered a technique involving David Bellamy style rummaging through the undergrowth, and / or vague, general slobbering over as large an area as possible between knee and navel in the hope of stumbling across an erogenous zone of some description at some point.
Feel free to cut'n'paste that into your ad if you want No, no need to thank me, you knock yaself out fella.
N x x x ;)

You need to integrate the phrase "I go at it like a labrador with a chocolate digestive". :twisted:

29 Jun 2009

Rude anti social couple, just want sex, and not your bloody life story