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Limerick Competition - RESULTS

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Well........ it's time for the result of the Limerick Competition lol
First I must thank everyone who contributed, what a fantastic bunch of Rhymes you all came up with, Well Done to you all !! :lol:
The judges (well two of them) have cast their votes, and as it happens they are in agreement over the winner, so in traditional competition mode..
:shock:
I will open the envelope……………
:P
Drum Roll.................. :!:
Where the fuck did I put the envelope………… confused:
Here it is……… and the winner is…………………
wink
ICE PIE with his Limerick that went…………
There was a young lady from Devon
Who placed an ad on Swinging Heaven
She met fighters and blighters
and five-times-a-nighters
and writers, whose limericks don't rhyme

Ice, you are now the proud owner of a bottle of Polish Vodka…. I’ll sort out how to get it to you in PM :P
A special mention must go to Sarge, he had some clasics, but didn’t strictly follow the first two lines…….. but nice try Sarge…….. I’ll buy you a drink at the next munch!!! smile
And the next limerick is.........
Quote by frogster
Where the fuck did I put the envelope………… confused:
Here it is……… and the winner is………………… wink
ICE PIE
Ice, you are now the proud owner of a bottle of Polish Vodka…. I’ll sort out how to get it to you in PM :P

Ooooh, lovely jubbly biggrin
Thanks very much, illustrious and wise judges. worship
Of mine, I preferred Gus on the bus, but Reese's Chicken Kiev had me in stitches. rotflmao
Frogster, if I'm at the next Munch you go to I'll be honoured to accept my award (Busty - are you watching? I got an award! :D ), but if I'm not there, please present it on my behalf to whoever performs the best solo rendition of "Ice Ice Baby" :twisted:
Quote by Kinky Lizard

Congrats Ice!
Well done mate!
KinkyLizard

Members of the Academy... I'm overwhelmed. This is just.... so.... (sob)
I'd like to thank my agent, the executive producer, all the cast and crew, the dolly grip (whatever that is), my parents, my English teacher, God, and of course Bill Gates, without whom none of this would have been possible. biggrin
there was a young man called ice
that never before won a prize
so he put pen to paper
and then one week later
got pissed on vodka all night.

well done ice. :thumbup:
Quote by burose
there was a young man called ice
that never before won a prize
so he put pen to paper
and then one week later
got pissed on vodka all night.
well done ice. :thumbup:

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Ta muchly biggrin
So that’s it then........... all over :cry: ......... watch this space for another new Frogster competition coming to a PC near you soon!!!! biggrin wink :D wave
There was a young lady from Devon
Who placed an Ad on Swinging Heaven
She said, No Married Men
But got a hundred and ten
And their wives now made up cos they're leaving!