I love a good limerick.
Do you have any you’d care to share?
Here one to start with:
There was an old poof of Rangoon,
Who took a lesbian up to his room.
Once of his bed,
She suddenly said,
Who does what, with what, to whom?
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Limericks
Orgasminator
There was a young lady from Ickenham
Who went on a bus-trip to Twickenham.
She drank too much beer,
Which made her feel queer,
So she took off her boots and was sick-in-'em
Who went on a bus-trip to Twickenham.
She drank too much beer,
Which made her feel queer,
So she took off her boots and was sick-in-'em
Orgasminator
Quote by Cherrytree
There was a young man from Kent
Who ate set of encyclopedias
His Mum said
You stupid git
They were for tea !!
I don't get it :confused:
Me either
Disclaimer: all characters named within these verses are fictitious....any similarity to any persons alive or dead is purely coincidental!!
There was a young lady called Cherry
Who was happy and lively and merry
She wouldnt put out
For a can of milk stout
But she'd give you a blow job for sherry!
:giggle:
There was a guy called Lost
who, when having sex liked to be bossed
He like his butt to be spanked
And his hair to be yanked
And marigolds to be worn when he was tossed!
:giggle:
There was a young lady called Fire
Who drove all the men wild with desire
One day she was bored
So she went out and scored
And shagged the entire welsh male voice choir!
:giggle:
A delicious young siren called Nola
Fancied a hot city exec in a bowler
She locked him in chains
And shagged out his brains
After getting him pissed on rum n cola
:giggle:
when I am a rich and famous poet.....remember that you were immortalised here by Mrs Bone
:lol: :lol:
There was a young lady called Cherry
Who was happy and lively and merry
She wouldnt put out
For a can of milk stout
But she'd give you a blow job for sherry!
:giggle:
There was a guy called Lost
who, when having sex liked to be bossed
He like his butt to be spanked
And his hair to be yanked
And marigolds to be worn when he was tossed!
:giggle:
There was a young lady called Fire
Who drove all the men wild with desire
One day she was bored
So she went out and scored
And shagged the entire welsh male voice choir!
:giggle:
A delicious young siren called Nola
Fancied a hot city exec in a bowler
She locked him in chains
And shagged out his brains
After getting him pissed on rum n cola
:giggle:
when I am a rich and famous poet.....remember that you were immortalised here by Mrs Bone
:lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
There was a guy called Lost
who, when having sex liked to be bossed
He like his butt to be spanked
And his hair to be yanked
And marigolds to be worn when he was tossed!
For fucks sake !! I nearly over dunked me biscuit you silly doughut - Did I laugh........oh my hernia
Sex God
There was a crazy bird named bonedigger
whose aim in life to make people snigger
she's gorgeous as well
always ringing my bell
And making bits of me get lots bigger :shock:
whose aim in life to make people snigger
she's gorgeous as well
always ringing my bell
And making bits of me get lots bigger :shock:
Sex God
25 of these people from forum
had sex with really no decorum
they shagged in the alleyways
bi straight and gays
and hundreds of people saw em
had sex with really no decorum
they shagged in the alleyways
bi straight and gays
and hundreds of people saw em
