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limmerick game

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i reckon we should play a new game...
we can make up a limerick as we go along,
each person gives one line, then the next and so on.....i guess i get to start...
there once was a nutter called DaveJ
who made love till the end of the day
he wore out his willy and
Who couln't do without his peanut sarnie
everyday redface
so looked kind of silly,
but he still had a try at a play!
i went for a walk with willing
she offered it all for a shilling
.....
but for such a small price, u could afford to see her twice
and now shes had a good filling
reckon u will get a good filling.. or pasting actually when WBN sees that! pmsl
probably, a chance im willing to take.
lol
there once was a young lady called busty
who really was quite lusty
:eeek: A SHILLING......MIDLANDS smackbottom
sorry everyone ..carry on..
Quote by davej
who really was quite lusty

she wanted three men
again and again
and again and again and again and again
:laughabove: :lol2: rotflmao :laughabove: :lol2: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :lol2: :rotflmao:
saying, come on it'll be fun, just trust me
now warwicks employing Misschief,
can ge claim for exec relief........
bolt
neil x x x x x ;-)
ermm well i wish i cud play errmm
carry on all!!
ok ok i'll finish it mesen..............
if he lays down the law,
to his new p.a. squaw,
i suspect that he'll just come to grieff!!
boom boom! neeexxxxxttttt........ bolt
neil x x x x
There was a young man called neil
who was somewhat lacking appeal
so he changed his proflie
to show he had style
and no longer gets a raw deal
Oi Warwick FFS!
oh, it's like that is it??? getting personal now eh?? i see!!
:mad: :mad: :mad:
right.........erm..........right.......well two can play at that game.........
:sparring: :sparring: :sparring:
bollox ( tm Tune Essence 2004 )
:moon: :moon: :moon:
and lots of other emoticons expressing extreme displeasure
neil :P
<<< wanders off muttering.......i'm chancellor of the exchequer you know!!! ((( tuts ))) >>>
Midlandsmale has a memory like a seive
Couldn't remember where he did live .....
just like when in bed
he loses the thread
and directions girls all have to give
Quote by warwick
There was a young man called neil
who was somewhat lacking appeal

So he ask debbiewebs out for a meal ........and found out that she real
so he came all over red ...but happerly said... do u really think i have no appeal....................she whisperd in his ear............ that of course you do have dear............. buts its your nose thats the prob ! ......with all that mob......its got a big nob .......did u burn it on the hob? well come over here......... u poor darling dear....and put it right here...... nooooooooo not near my ear.............on here...........she picked up a knife and neil ran for his life!......................hes not botherd now if he as no appearl.......... but he never go for a meal...with that debbiewebs on heel biggrin
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