Not so long ago, myself & a special friend went out for a drink because I said I needed to talk to him. I knew that I wanted to raise the topic of us getting it together again (we had once, previously a couple of years before) and he knew this too- my best friend (his ex) had forewarned him
.Anyway, despite the fact that we're both pretty worldly, and very close as friends, two hours later- guess what we were talking about?
Liquorice Allsorts. :huh: :confused:
Yup, despite the fact that our time together was short- we were both so bloody
that the conversation was about how much we both hate liquorice. We came to the conclusion that the only reason said sweets should be allowed to exist was because they had one saving grace- the little (pink & yellow) cuboid ones that had no liquorice in them at all.From then on in, any references to embarrassing moments, or if we have one of those moments when we both get
ops: always take us back to liquorice, and how bloody stupid we both are.So, heres where I need your help. It's his birthday shortly- and he's banned me from sending him a "normal" card or pressie. I need to post his present by thursday. What I want to do is get some of the cuboid ones, put them in a tiny gift box and send them to him, with a note saying "it takes all sorts."
However, I looked at a pack in the shop yesterday- and the packaging appeared to be saying that there was only four types of sweets in the box- and none of them were the right ones :eek: You can't see into the packs to find out, and I haven't been able to find out online.
So, I thought that among you lot of sexual miscreants- there must be someone weird enough to eat the damn things who can tell me if they still contain the little cuboids! I'm not mad enough to spend £4 on a box of sweets I hate otherwise
Help!
Ps, this has to be the strangest thread I've started in ages!
and I'm so glad to have another liqourice hater in the ranks.
