Listen up Dickheads! (not for the faint-hearted!)

15 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
There`s no Mods, I`m sexually frustrated, and need to be abusive.
Therefore I am taking it upon myself to be Mod for as long as I can be arsed.
But only on this thread, because I do actually want to live!
Venusxxx

OMFG noooooooooooo!
please tell me they haven't left their buttons lying about where you can get to 'em? :eeek: :scared:
i'd offer to solve the sexually frustrated thing just to spare our poor members., but you already scared me on another thread, so best i just toddle off for a lie down! ;)
neil x x x ;)
YOU?!!!! YOU?!!!!! mad

:x :x
You can fucking shuttit too, and you KNOW why!!!! :x :x
Venusxxx
Well I must say, this is a poor example of posting standards for a mod to set. What will the newbies think? A long time ago, when I was young (a very long time ago) and forums were jolly nice, this style of heavy handed moderating would have had people flouncing in their droves. If you want a real power trip - a real buzz- I suggest you stick your finger in a light socket. :x :x :x :x :x

15 Jan 2005

oh bollox, i seem to be in the shit on a daily basis at the mo!
venus it's not MY FAULT! you're in bloody sussex FFS. i can hardly satisfy your carnal desires from here can i? rolleyes

tho i could always slink off and practice that cyber thing if it's really THAT bad? ;)
anyways, i'm gonna ask sarge to deactivate you again at this rate. we sooooo don't need strop right now! flipa

:flipa: :flipa:
:P
n x x x ;)

15 Jan 2005

Quote by Scandal
Scandal, you can go stand outside until such time you learn how to type in suitably offensive writing

Fuck off bitch! You started it!
Teach ya to say I've no poetic appreciation!
:scared: :scared: :scared: OMG

15 Jan 2005

Fuckin bollocks to this...I say we flood her inbox then run like fuck to the party thread while she sorts out her mail lol

:lol:
Bev
xx

15 Jan 2005

ICE. FUCK OFF. And do something about that bloody crow wossit.
hornyred and dino
freckledbird
WilmaFlintstone
You may keep your Avs.
NEIL! You can lose yours, AND put a decent image in your siggy to make up for us having to endure your crap AV for so long.
NEWSFLASH.
IT WAS NEVER FUNNY. IT WILL NEVER BE FUNNY. PERIOD.
Venusxxx

15 Jan 2005

Oh fuck I think someone has rubbed venus up the wrong way mad

:x

15 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
ICE. FUCK OFF. And do something about that bloody crow wossit.

But.... but.... but.... aaaahhh fukkit, I'm too good for this place anyway. You people etc etc... back stabbing blah blah.... little hitler yaada yaada yaada flounce flounce flounce, you know the drill. :cry:

15 Jan 2005

Nope I think she's got PMT

15 Jan 2005

SCANDAL!!
Fuck off bitch!
You started it!
Teach ya to say I've no poetic
THE ABOVE IS POETRY!
THE BELOW ISN`T.

Fuck off bitch! You started it!
Teach ya to say I've no poetic appreciation!

FUCK OFF, GET AN EDUCATION, AND ARGUE WITH ME WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT! rolleyes

Venusxxx

15 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
ICE. FUCK OFF. And do something about that bloody crow wossit.

But.... but.... but.... aaaahhh fukkit, I'm too good for this place anyway. You people etc etc... back stabbing blah blah.... little hitler yaada yaada yaada flounce flounce flounce, you know the drill. :cry:
FUCK ice is lost for words..........shit :gagged:

15 Jan 2005

Mods are where tonight???
All off shagging each other?
Isn't venus doing a wonderful job in here tonight :twisted:
Do you all think she is really looking for a spanking??? wink

:wink:
G & D x

15 Jan 2005

Bugga. Worried now. confused

15 Jan 2005

SCANDAL!!
Repetitive is not big, and it`s not clever. GET A LIFE! mad

:x :x
Venusxxx

15 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
ICE. FUCK OFF. And do something about that bloody crow wossit.
hornyred and dino
freckledbird
WilmaFlintstone
You may keep your Avs.
NEIL! You can lose yours, AND put a decent image in your siggy to make up for us having to endure your crap AV for so long.
NEWSFLASH.
IT WAS NEVER FUNNY. IT WILL NEVER BE FUNNY. PERIOD.
Venusxxx

oi you! don't you pick on me just cos i have a big nosed cyrano de bergerac! it's tasteful FFS! :mad:
praps you'd prefer this one, just prior to my permanent deactiavtion eh? :sparring:

how d'you like them tomatoes eh?
looks a bit like me as well! :rascal:
neil x x x ;)

15 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Bollox,arse,cunt ooh we'ere sooooo naughty!
Lb

Lazee, you can stay. The rest of you can shove it up yer arses, not having girly shit, schoolish banter, or any other such meaningless crap in here. mad

:x :x
Venusxxx
Dont, can't and will not curse so I will say >>>>>>>>>>>
T E S T I C L E S
Fred ( off his head) wink

15 Jan 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
since when do you eat cock and strawberries off the same plate?

15 Jan 2005

Neil, I am going to say this calmly and politely.
You will need to listen.
It`s important.
There is every possibilty that you might DIE tonight.
Did you get that? It`s above this sentance. READ IT TWICE.
Venusxxx

15 Jan 2005

is his wort a big one then?

15 Jan 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
looks a bit like me as well! :rascal:

Why the hell did you use small text dunno

We have all seen the pics Neil :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

15 Jan 2005

Quote by Scandal
SCANDAL!!
Repetitive is not big, and it`s not clever. GET A LIFE! :x :x
Venusxxx

Have you tried St Johns Wort?
Does it penetrate? Does it vibrate? Where is it?
If you can`t answer two out of three questions, then you are a cunt.
Venusxxx

15 Jan 2005

OK... who are you and what have you done with the real Venus??

15 Jan 2005

VENUS IS HAVING A FAG! So the lot of you can shut the fuck up, and give her five minutes!
Venusxxx

15 Jan 2005

Venus so didn't get a shag this morning...anyone gonna offer.........go on if ya think ya hard enough :shock:

15 Jan 2005

* shoves Chris naked onto the floor in front of Venus, hoping she'll pounce on him and leave us all alone *

15 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
VENUS IS HAVING A FAG! So the lot of you can shut the fuck up, and give her five minutes!
Venusxxx

Mod free all together! now that she has slipped out for a fag!
How many swear words can you write in one post???

15 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
VENUS IS HAVING A FAG! So the lot of you can shut the fuck up, and give her five minutes!
Venusxxx

ha! well that just goes to show how little you understand, and how lightly you take your responsibilities!
a mod never sleeps. they are the all seeing eye. they know EVERYTHING. fag breaks are just a piss poor copout, and a blatant attempt to shirk said responsibilities and leave it to the likes of dawn! pah!
neil - AKA creepy bumlick

15 Jan 2005

Quote by dundeecpl
VENUS IS HAVING A FAG! So the lot of you can shut the fuck up, and give her five minutes!
Venusxxx

Mod free all together! now that she has slipped out for a fag!
How many swear words can you write in one post???
now we have to behave like good boys and girls or the mods wont spank us :twisted:
fuck cunt bitch slut

15 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
* shoves Chris naked onto the floor in front of Venus, hoping she'll pounce on him and leave us all alone *

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: quick duck behind the curtain venus will be back soon. lets watch Chris squirm :evil2:

15 Jan 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
oh bollox, i seem to be in the shit on a daily basis at the mo!
venus it's not MY FAULT! you're in bloody sussex FFS. i can hardly satisfy your carnal desires from here can i?
tho i could always slink off and practice that cyber thing if it's really THAT bad? ;)
anyways, i'm gonna ask sarge to deactivate you again at this rate. we sooooo don't need strop right now! :flipa: :flipa:
:P
n x x x ;)

NEIL. MSN NOW!
The rest of you can go screw yourselves!
FRECKLE! YOU ARE IN CHARGE! IF I CAN`T HAVE A LIVE NAKED MAN IN FRONT OF ME, THEN I`M GOING TO DAMN WELL MAKE SURE YOU DON`T HAVE THE TIME TO HAVE ONE mad

:x :x
Venusxxx

15 Jan 2005

Run Neil, run, while you still can ffs. You're gonna be in sooooo much trouble when she sees that
Bev
xx