Literacy Question

30 Sep 2005

maidinheaven
Thank you. I love you too.
I have now uploaded a story. They are telling me that it won't be posted until it has been approved! Approved for what? I dread to think. Will I be banned for being semi-literate? smile

Or for not being ridiculously fantastic?
I await your attacks!
(P.S. I do know of one msitake in the story where I confuse two people and give someone the wrong name. But it is almost 1 a.m. and I need to sleep.)

30 Sep 2005

I've been reading through the stories and viewing the posts and the quality of the grammer and spelling is fuckin awfull, but I guess that just reflects the wonderfull diversity of life here because as well as the thick fuckers, I have noticed the odd bright person around. Now I welcome thick fuckers, cos we cant all be bright, lets face it, I need someone to empty my bins, but I was just wondering...

That's what I said!

30 Sep 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Trip trap trip trap trip trap
Troll hunters take aim...................

After reading the first two pages I wanted to shout Dont feed the Troll"
Shireen skips off to other threads far more interesting.....

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Eric not Derek
I really am on the other side of the planet for now, so it is bedtime.

If you are on the other side of the planet how come it's only 1am??? dunno

30 Sep 2005

I'd just like to say...
IcePie, I loooooooooooooooooooove you worship

:worship:

30 Sep 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I'd just like to say...
IcePie, I loooooooooooooooooooove you :worship:

You spelt <sic> it wrong, Freck'.

30 Sep 2005

Blimey, this thread is fucking up a storm...it has more drama than your average humble Eastenders or Coronation Street.....and strangely, I'm lovin' it.
The tit-for-tat bantering is sooooo original...Eric not Derek, you kind of reminds me of Simon Crawley. I'm neither being kind or unkind, just my thoughts. wink

30 Sep 2005

Quote by maidinheaven
I hope nobody is thinking of terminating Eric's membership. I want to keep him.
Mollie

...bleedin, buggeration..he's only gone and pulled! rotflmao

30 Sep 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I'd just like to say...
IcePie, I loooooooooooooooooooove you :worship:

Enough to give me your last Rolo and cover my night shifts for me this weekend? :twisted:

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Vix
I'd just like to say...
IcePie, I loooooooooooooooooooove you :worship:

You spelt <sic> it wrong, Freck'.
Bugger. One 'O' too many?

30 Sep 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I'd just like to say...
IcePie, I loooooooooooooooooooove you :worship:

You spelt <sic> it wrong, Freck'.
Bugger. One 'O' too many?
There is no such thing as too much 'O'. biggrin

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
I'd just like to say...
IcePie, I loooooooooooooooooooove you :worship:

Enough to give me your last Rolo and cover my night shifts for me this weekend. :twisted:
Hmmm now then. Last Rolo anytime, but unfortunately my talents are not in the same field as yours and I am much better suited to having a drink tomorrow night than whatever it is you'll be doing. biggrin

30 Sep 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I'd just like to say...
IcePie, I loooooooooooooooooooove you :worship:

..seems Eric has a point..looks like girls love a dude, who has a way with words and can properly conjugate his verbs (amongst other things!) :lol: biggrin

30 Sep 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I'd just like to say...
IcePie, I loooooooooooooooooooove you :worship:

Enough to give me your last Rolo and cover my night shifts for me this weekend. :twisted:
Hmmm now then. Last Rolo anytime, but unfortunately my talents are not in the same field as yours and I am much better suited to having a drink tomorrow night than whatever it is you'll be doing. biggrin

Oh well. One out of two... that's pretty good for me. :lol:

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
I'd just like to say...
IcePie, I loooooooooooooooooooove you :worship:

You spelt <sic> it wrong, Freck'.
Bugger. One 'O' too many?
There is no such thing as too much 'O'. biggrin

Good point. How many 'O's would you like? :twisted:

30 Sep 2005

Quote by alspals
..seems Eric has a point..looks like girls love a dude, who has a way with words and can properly conjugate his verbs (amongst other things!)

Amo
Amas
Amat
Amatum
Amatis...
errrr...
A munter?
Fell free correct my Latin. I haven't done it for nearly 30 years and I don't care if it's wrong. :lol2:

30 Sep 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I'd just like to say...
IcePie, I loooooooooooooooooooove you :worship:

You spelt <sic> it wrong, Freck'.
Bugger. One 'O' too many?
There is no such thing as too much 'O'. biggrin

Good point. How many 'O's would you like? :twisted:
An "O that's nice", an "O God" and an "O yes right there!" usually suffice. :lol:

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
..seems Eric has a point..looks like girls love a dude, who has a way with words and can properly conjugate his verbs (amongst other things!)

Amo
Amas
Amat
Amatum
Amatis...
errrr...
A munter?
Fell free correct my Latin. I haven't done it for nearly 30 years and I don't care if it's wrong. :lol2:
Frecklebird amoeramus Ice Pie! kiss

:lol: :lol:

30 Sep 2005

Amo
Amas
Amat
Amamus
Amatis
Amant.

30 Sep 2005

E n D, please read the PM I sent you 4 hours ago before you go to bed!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Geordiecpl2001
Hoo man, wat yer trying t say like?
Divnt fink yeel git on very weel wi the ladz n lasses in heor.
J & S

Noow ye taalkin propa like

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Eric not Derek
I have been reading stories in the "Swingers Stories" (sic) area and some of the threads here. I have a question.
Is it necessary to be functionally illiterate to be a swinger?

There is a very good reason for our litteracy problems - we were always skipping english lessons to meet up behind the bike sheds wink

30 Sep 2005

where's derek have I missed him :shock:

30 Sep 2005

Oooh I just love a ........... :sleeping: ....<<<< snorts awake >>>> ... what was that?
EnD (I should imagine that to be an inviting little acronym for a mod? :twisted: ) obviously, has not read all the stories has he?
Isn't the word functional used in conjunction with illiterate, otiose at best? (That's a joke - OK?)

30 Sep 2005

Thank you for your comments.

When talking in a sexual context one does not I believe come - one cums or climaxes

'Come' is correct in the sexual context! Check a dictionary. "Cum" is slang (and of American origin)
What is meant to be wrong with 'glans'?

30 Sep 2005

EnD
Will you read the chuffing PM I sent you 8 hours ago!!!!!!!
:taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
EnD
Will you read the chuffing PM I sent you 8 hours ago!!!!!!!
:taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:

you mean you actual do send pms :shock: :shock: :shock:

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
EnD
Will you read the chuffing PM I sent you 8 hours ago!!!!!!!
:taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:

you mean you actual do send pms :shock: :shock: :shock:
Yes - I just don't answer them!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Eric not Derek
Thank you for your comments.
When talking in a sexual context one does not I believe come - one cums or climaxes

'Come' is correct in the sexual context! Check a dictionary. "Cum" is slang (and of American origin)
What is meant to be wrong with 'glans'?

Have to agree, Glans does seem to be an every day term to denote the shiny end of the dick that is covered (or not depending on getting cut) by the foreskin, lol.
As to the original premise of literacy.... I have to agree that most are very poor reguarding content "I met this bird and within one sentance I was bum fucking her the end" but some are really rather good despite spelling and grammer, and also the issue with cut and paste from word which seems to screw up the line breaks.
But hey... its wanking material and worth a read sometimes, and a page back next story click if its crap.
A lot are pure fantisy, and of them a lot are realy short fantasys (hey wordsmiths, if you're going to have a fantisy at least make it last more than a paragraph and a half, if your fantisys are that short then I pitty the fool (sorry woman, I went into A-team Mr t-mode there for a second, you ever meet) but its all good fun.
A good contentious post tho... and interesting to follow the debate.
*wanders off to post a wana shag in the cafe to either get it locked or see the flames*

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Mark
"I met this bird and within one sentance I was bum fucking her the end"

Yeah I wrote that one as part of my online diary, and now I can't believe you've slighted what I regarded as my magnum opus. Men are such bastards!
;)
We are, but you have to be intouch with your female side to do it with such aplomb...
*minces off stage left*