Little known facts about yourself

26 Oct 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
Well neither of us have ever done anything special or met anyone famous........ we are just boring people
well that's killed this thread then innit :roll:

Ha! Not so fast, there! :P And I don't believe anyone is genuinely boring, unless you are judging by lack of names to drop, which would make me unbelievably boring.
So....I've had a in my hand a personal cheque ( i.e. signed by an individual) for 12.5 million pounts! Sadly, not payable to me :cry: , but sometimes fraud is tempting lol

I've performed on the Edinburgh Festival Fringe three times - and had higher than average audiences!
I've made a citizen's arrest.

26 Oct 2005

Ive eaten kangeroo !

26 Oct 2005

Quote by Dino
Ive eaten kangeroo !

though u still had it hiding down your underpants

26 Oct 2005

I met Queen before they were really famous & was party to their pre-gig soundcheck. After they had finished I went to the gents lavs & just as I was washing my hands Freddie Mercury came in. I was so awestruck, I legged it! lol

LC

26 Oct 2005

Quote by Dino
Ive eaten kangeroo !

Me too!

26 Oct 2005

At one time...I could clasp my hands behind my back and bring them right over my head without releasing them......double jointed in my shoulders...!
CheekyChimp..... cool

26 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
I was once banned from Dundee for 3 months.

I'm intrigued to know how???

26 Oct 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Am a qualified ice-hockey referee

Played Ice Hockey in my early 20's and still follow it today.

26 Oct 2005

my brother and i were extras in the life of brian....i was only young but my brother was in the stoning scene and the crowd and a few others....
i can breathe through my ears biggrin

26 Oct 2005

I used to sing in Latin...................and I don't like heights. rolleyes

26 Oct 2005

i once blagged my way into the Yorkshire TV Green Room and got ripped to the tits on free beer, and talked bollox all night to . . . .
Frank Sidebottom . . . he of the papier-mache head!
Met Mrs Merton!
Chatted about how great Ultravox were and how Bob Geldof was a twat with Midge Ure!
Played on Adamski's Sega Gamegear and bitched about Seal re-releasing Killer for the 3rd time!
Disappeared with Peter Hooton of "Altogether Now" fame with The Farm to do something i ain't allowed to talk about on here!
Blagged our way into the Holiday Inn pretending to actually BE The Farm and got a shedload of free drinks.
Got thrown out of the Holiday Inn when they realised we WEREN'T actually The Farm, despite our piss poor liverpool accents, and who's gonna pay for this humongous bar tab then??????
t'was a great night of hob-nobbing with the once-upon-a-time-almost-rich-and-famous! biggrin

:D :D
neil x x x x ;)

26 Oct 2005

Quote by Dino
Ive eaten kangeroo !

I ate Kangaroo in Warsaw last week. Don't ask me why I went to Poland to eat kangaroo dunno

26 Oct 2005

Quote by westerross
Ive eaten kangeroo !

I ate Kangaroo in Warsaw last week. Don't ask me why I went to Poland to eat kangaroo dunno

Wouldn't that be another term for pogosticks?

26 Oct 2005

Chris Evans stood on my foot in a Glasgow bar, pissed up T**t! didnt even say sorry!
Cheeky git!

26 Oct 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
Chatted about how great Ultravox were and how Bob Geldof was a twat with Midge Ure!

ROFL ... that beats me arguing the toss (whilst high) with you about Mrilyn Manson and lyrical responsibility for gun crime!
Me ..... hmmm ..
My mum was once hairdresser for Showaddywaddy redface

I've been serenaded on a beach in Majorca by Leapy Lee! bolt

Been on TV being interviewed about a project I used to run.
Cx

26 Oct 2005

made lunch for efc .........and gotta kiss from duncy ferguson
stood at the number 12 bus stop with this geezer
and talked politics (didnt know who he was till i watched the royals)

26 Oct 2005

i have been in a blue peter anual twice
i delivered my daughter on my own well the wife was there at the time
i hate jelly

27 Oct 2005

Quote by Calista

Chatted about how great Ultravox were and how Bob Geldof was a twat with Midge Ure!

ROFL ... that beats me arguing the toss (whilst high) with you about Marilyn Manson and lyrical responsibility for gun crime!
Cx
Ha!
so you vaguely remember that do ya????
i still say Marilyn Manson should know better, and it ain't big, and it ain't clever! :P :P :P
n x x x x ;)

27 Oct 2005

Quote by Edin BBW
I was once banned from Dundee for 3 months.

I'm intrigued to know how???
Conditions of my bail set by the Sheriff of Dundee... while i stood in the dock with no trousers on biggrin

27 Oct 2005

Quote by westerross
Ive eaten kangeroo !

I ate Kangaroo in Warsaw last week. Don't ask me why I went to Poland to eat kangaroo dunno

thats you, Dino and Alex :shock: I've never heard of him does he use the chat room? cos I'm sure I've never read one of his posts.

27 Oct 2005

oh oh oh ....were getting married on saturday, no chance of mrs ninja escaping now MWAH MWAH :twisted:

27 Oct 2005

Quote by neilinleeds

Chatted about how great Ultravox were and how Bob Geldof was a twat with Midge Ure!

ROFL ... that beats me arguing the toss (whilst high) with you about Marilyn Manson and lyrical responsibility for gun crime!
Cx
Ha!
so you vaguely remember that do ya????
i still say Marilyn Manson should know better, and it ain't big, and it ain't clever! :P :P :P
n x x x x ;)
OMFG! :shock:
I'm surprised either of you remember it after that bunch of Timmy's finest. I could hardly see let alone join in with you two argueing........
You Know it's a good ol' row when even Venus can't get a word in edgeways.
As for my little known facts.....
I have allergies to certain foods including orange juice, milk and smirnoff ice etc.... due to the way it's processed and the chemicals included in some food products.
kiss

Gem. x

27 Oct 2005

I met Freddie Mercury in a bar of the Lord Leyster Hotel in Warwick
I am named after the Queen of Carthage during the seige of Troy. My name is really Elissa..............but always hated it so dropped the E
I once worked at the National Agricultural Centre at Stoneleigh. During the Royal Show I was in one of the bull pens when the bastard stood on my foot. Almost a ton of bull. I was hitting it on the head and saying such polite things as 'You fucking bastard, get off my fucking foot' when I heard someone laughing. It was Princess Anne!
I have my clit pierced.
I'm terrified of heights.

27 Oct 2005

Quote by little gem

Chatted about how great Ultravox were and how Bob Geldof was a twat with Midge Ure!

ROFL ... that beats me arguing the toss (whilst high) with you about Marilyn Manson and lyrical responsibility for gun crime!
Cx
Ha!
so you vaguely remember that do ya????
i still say Marilyn Manson should know better, and it ain't big, and it ain't clever! :P :P :P
n x x x x ;)
OMFG! :shock:
I'm surprised either of you remember it after that bunch of Timmy's finest. I could hardly see let alone join in with you two argueing........
You Know it's a good ol' row when even Venus can't get a word in edgeways.

Actually I don't remember ...... but I've never been allowed to forget :shock:
Love ya really Neil rolleyes

C x

27 Oct 2005

Quote by dargento
i can breathe through my ears

Marry Me!! wink

As a tiny tot,I winded John Craven by running headlong into his stomach (not on purpose,I might add!).
Keith Chegwin got bitten by my auntie's Alsation because he tried to pat me on the head.
I worked as a painter & decorator in my youth.
I'm badly so.

27 Oct 2005

Well... only just joined here, tho I suspect I've prob met a few of the Londoners here, so little known facts could include my names Emily & I live in London, but...
Diagnosed with CSB when I was 16, when I came to uni my psychiatrist wrote to the warden of my hall of residence requesting that certain allowances be made for me because of this smile

Without knowing who you all know I can say with some certainty that I've had sex with several ppl you've heard of. Yay starfucking :)
I've been arrested 17 times but never charged with anything :)
Em
x x x

30 Oct 2005

Good thread this.
Right then.
I recently had a chat and a cup of tea with a well known presenter of a current car show who also writes a column in one of the dailies.
I performed an experiment using a Carcano Fucile M 91/38 "C 2766" which proved beyond doubt that it was possible for Lee Harvey Oswald to have assassinated President John F. Kennedy
The results were published in a well known computer mag (donâ€™t ask)
In an earlier life I looked after some very famous celebs and trust me, most of the time I was bored out of my brains.
Have appeared in interview on the ITN news
I have met 3 of the â€œREALâ€ guys who â€œACTUALLY WEREâ€ on that balcony
I am a little Claustrophobic.

30 Oct 2005

oooooo someone reminded me of something .....
i have got my ear pierced
MikeC

30 Oct 2005

I have met Ross Kemp ( Grant Mitchell ) out of east enders when i was about 17 at a pub called baleamers ( not sure how the name is spelt now ) its the pub near the ice stadium anyway lol
he was there on a promotional thing signing autographs there and once he finished i just had to go and say hi...think i got a good 5 mins chat with him before he got pulled away to do other things...
sounded a nice guy!

30 Oct 2005

Supplied a nun with contraceptives. (totally unintentionally)