LOL | Swinging Heaven

27 Feb 2005

A wife interupts her hubby as he is watching the footie and says " the hall light is broken, can you fix it?"
Hubby " do I have electrician written on my forehead - I don't think so!"
Five minutes later...
Wife "The fridge doorr is not shutting properly - can you fix it?"
Hubby " do I have Hotpoint repairs written on my forehead - I don't think so!"
Another five minutes pass and...
Wife " The kitchen window won't open - can you fix it?"
Hubby "Do I have carpenter written on my forehead - I don't think so!"
Fed-up of having the footie interupted he goes to watch the second half down the pub. Several pints after the final whistle he starts to feel guilty about the way he treated his wife and starts to stagger home.
When he gets there the hall light is on. He goes to the kitchen and the window is open and the fridge door shut.
Hubby asks his wife " How did you manage to fix all of those things?"
Wife " I was so upset I stood crying on the doorstep and a nice man asked me what was wrong. When I told him he offered to fix everything if I either went to bed with him or baked him a cake"
Hubby "What cake did you bake?"
Wife " HELLO - do you see Delia Smith written on my forehead - I don't think so!"